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@alternatehistories.bsky.social
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Because everything's better with monsters. Art, musings, and Pittsburgh stuff by Matt Buchholz. He/him. No AI. Studio at 517 Greenfield Ave, open Fri-Sat, 12-5pm.

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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 1h
Hey so Stamps.com is using dynamic pricing and I, a customer for over 12 years, didn't know anything about it until I thought the price of a label seemed high, checked it against the post office cost, and asked them about it. This was their response.
Text from a Stamps.com support chat:
What you're experiencing is part of a broader shift across the shipping industry toward dynamic pricing — a more flexible model where rates adjust more frequently based on market conditions, demand, and operational costs. This is similar to how airlines or ride-sharing services price their services. As a result, rates can fluctuate in ways that may not always align with standard retail pricing at any give time.

To help you stay on top of this and make sure you’re always getting the best rate for every shipment, I’d recommend using our Rate Advisor tool. It lets you compare rates and delivery times across different carries before you print your label, so you can make the most cost-effective choice every time.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The list of restaurants to boycott / cancel reservations at is: Meat & Potatoes + The Rib Room Butcher and the Rye Tako Poulet Blue Sally Ann’s Fish Nor Fowl Coop De Ville Sea Monkey + Vieux Carre Gi Jin Golden Gai Pre Amp Coffee
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not gonna quote excerpts because of the descriptions of assault but JFC. Lots of folks in the industry knew DeShante was an asshole but this is really horrific. triblive.com/lifestyles/f...
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Pittsburgh restaurateur Richard DeShantz charged with assaulting girlfriend
A man identified in court paperwork as prominent Pittsburgh restaurateur Richard DeShantz has been charged with strangling and assaulting his girlfriend on Saturday. DeShantz, chef and owner of the Ri...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We didn’t win Drew’s Clue’s Trivia but I won the game of life because I met Reggie the Bulldog at Golden Age tonight.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saw a Waymo cut a driver off on Second Ave and almost cause an accident, good stuff everyone, god I hate all this.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's ED WOOD WEEKEND at Alternate Histories (517 Greenfield Ave)! With our VHS/DVD video store pop-up in full swing we're hosting a tribute to one of our favorite b-movie directors, Edward D. Wood Jr on the occasion of his birth, October 10, 1924.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While I am certain that the Blocks will continue to find ways to stall payment, it is gratifying that literally every judge and court in this country has told these assholes to, and I'm paraphrasing here, eat shit. newsguild.org/post-gazette...
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Post-Gazette union-busters hit dead end at Supreme Court, must pay back millions to journalists | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.adrierose.link · 04/10/2026
i’ve been a freelance writer since 2019, have degrees in social science, sociology, and history, and have been co-hosting and producing #pagesandprejudice since 2023. if you're a creator of any kind who doesn't enjoy or have time the research work, let me do it for you! adrierose.link/hire
coral gradient hiring poster with an upside-down hand drawn image of a black woman with salt & pepper hair and yellow glasses and yellow and white text. adrie rose. i am: a freelance writer, research and podcast host, well-versed/degreed in history, sociology, and social science, looking for work with: podcast hosts, content creators, interviewers, journalists, authors, and more. www.adrierose.link/hirecoral gradient hiring poster with an upside-down hand drawn image of a black woman with salt & pepper hair and yellow glasses and yellow and white text. adrie rose. i can do: podcast episode and subject research, guest research and interview prep, academic, historic, and cultural research, fact-checking, source gathering and synthesis, episode and interview notes, research briefs and dossiers, ongoing editorial support, research and source database maintenance. www.adrierose.link/hirecoral gradient hiring poster with an upside-down hand drawn image of a black woman with salt & pepper hair and yellow glasses and yellow and white text. adrie rose. i know: books: romance, horror, fantasy, thriller, history, sociology, comparative religion, fandom & internet culture, race & culture, gender & sexuality, social movements, sex work, labor, and class, popular culture and media. but this is not an exhaustive list. www.adrierose.link/hirecoral gradient hiring poster with an upside-down hand drawn image of a black woman with salt & pepper hair and yellow glasses and yellow and white text. adrie rose. i cost: i offer research packages beginning at $100+. for more detailed pricing and individual add-ons, please see my website. if your project could use someone who enjoys digging through sources so you don't have to, you can find more information there. www.adrierose.link/hire
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta hurry...and get to the Grand Opening of Alternate Histories Video TODAY, October 3 from 12-4pm! The party is at 517 Greenfield Ave with free screenprinting, new artwork from friends, and VHS & DVDs for sale! I made a fool of myself on video so now you have to come!
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This goes for every artist, small business owner, and everyone engaged in a business that deals with the public. Social media is not enough; get a website that has your info on it. And if you’re a brick and mortar store, list your location and hours. Yes, it matters.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am at the point where any text like this is an automatic opt-out. Even for candidates I like.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This trailer was legendary when it debuted in 2006 or 2007 I think, before the ubiquity of Youtube. I was working at BAMcinematek at the time and we contacted the guy who edited it and actually showed it before a screening of THE SHINING.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally feel vindicated now that THE WRAITH, the insane horror / desert / ghost / alien / car movie filmed In my hometown of Tucson, Arizona is on the Criterion Channel as part of their Highway Horror series.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Grand Opening for Alternate Histories Video is THIS SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd! Join us from 12-4pm at 517 Greenfield Ave, 15027 for: • Free screenprinting demo with Fio Avocado! • A bunch of spooky new merchandise (pennants, artwork, keychains, bags & clutches) • Tons of VHS tapes & DVDs for sale!
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For October we will once again be donating 10% of our sales at the Studio to PAAR, which provides comprehensive services to victims of sexual violence and to their families as well, alongside advocacy, prevention, and education.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you walk into any record store in America, walk up to the counter and say "hey, what are you listening to right now" you will be knocked over by a swarm of employees eager to discuss music with you. This is literally what record store people want to do more than anything on earth.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very cool to have the livelihood of every creative person on earth obliterated by people who don’t understand what art is for
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The transformation to Alternate Histories Video, the retro store of your youth & dreams, is underway! Grand opening is Saturday, October 3 with new stuff and free screen printing with local artist Fio Avocado!
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THE AUTOnomous BODY SHOP @theautobodyshop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s October, which means spooky everything… including… SPOOKY ABORTIONS 👻😱 …. in SPACE! 👽 We are hosting a movie screening of Alien (1979) at Brillobox on October 15th at 7:00pm. Event is FREE, but donations are welcome 💸
an x-ray image of a little xenomorph alien curled up in a rib cage 

text: movie screening
Horror movies that are really about abortion
ALIEN (1979)
Brillobox 10/15 7:00PM
with the autonomous body shop
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My contribution to the #Cleveland discourse is that they have a bar there named Happy Dog and these are all the things you can get on your hot dog.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your taxpayer dollars are being illegally spent to air a literal Trump 2024 campaign ad.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today! See you at 327 N Negley from 12-3pm with BOOM Concepts!
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The People have Spoken: we want more Luis Guzman in our movies
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.adrierose.link · 26/09/2026
we recently did an episode about one of the earliest kirk/spock slash fics and how people are STILL debating whether or not it should have been preserved because it was written at a time when homosexuality was a crime. boy howdy do the horrors persist! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
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E72: Shameless Fandom - Ditching Guilty Pleasures and the Culture of Fan Shame
Podcast Episode · Pages and Prejudice · August 2 · 1h 17m
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From CineFantastique magazine, January 1987 issue. “Star Trek: The Next Generation. Fans Irate Over Plans for New Series”’ I especially love the “It would be a disaster” guy.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No DETROITERS, list is immediately invalid.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunday from 12-3pm I'm joining my pals at BOOM concepts for STOOP GAMES! Join us for a family-friendly afternoon of fun, music, games, art and more. You can get a tour of the new Rotunda at 327 N Negley and I'll be playing music & bringing Make Your Own Monster worksheets (plus free stickers!)
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheekface shouting out Palestine, trans rights, and Abolish ICE during their set to loud cheers and applause hell yeah
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reminding everyone that is fine and cool to wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see. Let the irony of PCU die. Enjoy music, enjoy life, come see @cheekface.bsky.social at Spirit tonight, give your dog some treats because he's a good boy.
A large white man in glasses wears a tshirt that says "Cheekface America's Local Band" while an adorable black dog with gray around his eyes and muzzles looks on, waiting for some treats
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Updare: we are now watching THE ABYSS
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I deleted my mean post about [redacted] in the state of [redacted] and how [redacted] is run by [redacted] who've never [redcated] or actually taken the time to [redacted]. Trying to be better about not burning bridges or [redacted]
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminds me of when Justin Timberlake released a dance track called "Take Back the Night"
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know ‘patient zero’ has now basically just entered colloquial language and it was already the title of a zombie horror movie etc. but seeing it as the title of a new Taylor Swift single still makes me cringe and will every time I hear it. that phrase has a very specific history and context!
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Preorders for the PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS sweatshirts end TODAY, Sep 21! I won’t have these in my store; you gotta order today from Commonwealth Press (a union printshop in Pittsburgh)! Net proceeds benefit the @nilc.org! www.compressmerch.com/products/pro...
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jokes on him, everyone fucking hates him.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Preorders for the PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS sweatshirts end TODAY, Sep 21! I won’t have these in my store; you gotta order today from Commonwealth Press (a union printshop in Pittsburgh)! Net proceeds benefit the @nilc.org! www.compressmerch.com/products/pro...
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just want everyone to know that my gf came in 20th out of over a hundred contestants and was 6 cm from the curb. She didn’t realize speed was such a factor so she’s gonna practice and next year she’s gonna crush all competitors. (Also this event is fantastic, great volunteers and amazing vibes)
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love that people in Pittsburgh actively hate the Steelers, their antivaxx transphobic quarterback, and their new head coach, but anytime I suggest people just stop watching and do something else, I’m the asshole.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can confirm: boyfriends only want to talk about James Cameron’s 1989 masterpiece THE ABYSS
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here I reversed the image, re-tinted it, and pasted it back into the original and it looks, well it still looks like shit but it registers correctly. This is all because the person who made these is inexperienced, an idiot, or both. Happy Sunday!
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So this is what happens when you take a line image (or more likely an AI drawing) and print the reverse of it. The reason this image looks weird is because it's showing a lighter line when you should see a dark line. It's a mistake made by people who are beginners or don't know what they're doing /
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out that turning 50 isn't so bad, especially when you throw a dance party and invite all your favorite people and your gf hires a photographer and maybe you finally start to believe that you actually are loved and appreciated.
A group of dancers under a discoballThe author, Matt Buchholz, shows off dance moves to an amused crowd of people in a dive barA crowd at a dive barDJs EZ Lou, MB (the author), Rojo, and J Malls on the stage of an In Bed by Ten dance party
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.adrierose.link · 20/09/2026
i will also accept paid freelance work about sex, sex work, women in culture, and romance books/media! i am a good writer!
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writing and cultural criticism — adrie rose
Selected writing by Adrie Rose on books, media, culture, fandom, work, and the communities that form around them.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.adrierose.link · 20/09/2026
happy birthday to me ☺️ i am still unemployed after 6 months and will happily accept tips, words of affirmation, and new patreon members www.patreon.com/cw/PagesandP...
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tom Cruise might, MIGHT stand a chance of winning an Oscar if he acts in a movie where he authentically confronts his own mortality. Not one where he wears a fat suit and makeup.
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