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Craig

@craigpearson.bsky.social
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BFF to cats. From Glasgow, but in Dundee. Would rather be on a bike. linktr.ee/itscraigpearson

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are a lot of people who should know better who are reporting on the Pokemon Happy Meals without crediting @pokebeach.bsky.social, but essentially cutting and pasting the story verbatim. Don't do that. Credit your sources.
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Hannibal, no Patriot, no bueno.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
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Richard Fitch @tudorcook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this!
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Death at the Console: The Fiscal Impact of Exploding Screen Technology and Replacement Bridge Crews.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always happy to be reminded of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6...
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Finnish guy teaches how to disco
YouTube video by stereoraadio
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found Townfall's main quest.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The 6th screenshot is particularly amusing
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
🎶row, row, robocop
Gently down the stream
Directive one: uphold the law
I am part machine🎶
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What good are all those anti-terrorism laws if we don't use them against terror?
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For me, the best movie cameo joke of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=emNV...
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Hot Shots - Wall Street
YouTube video by Top Clips
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Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is literally no pressure group small or mad enough that the government won't indulge them if they oppose immigration.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All the money in the world cannot save them FROM WHO THEY ARE. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Gwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s so great and normal that Steam is randomly censoring games like this for no reason, at the same time as they’re blasting “HENTAI VS FURRY FEST” banners all over the front page, which takes you straight to full-frontal nudity in one click
a banner proclaiming it to be Hentai Vs Furry Festival 2026, with some very busty ladies, lizards, and foxes glaring competitioningly at each other from the sides of the screen
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A bad sitcom made worse with AI. The usual incoherant garbage atop a load lazy, shit jokes. Not even worth watching out of curiosity (which I did). If you've encountered slop before, you know what happens - faces drift around, words don't look like words, editing is all over the place.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Messhof @messhof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking for someone to help with a Nidhogg console update. Anyone out there like using Game Maker and console networking?
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
You want to know why your thing sucks now? There's a 50/50 chance it is secretly a web browser and site for no good reason instead of a real computer program. I don't know why we've turned many things that should not be web dev into web dev, but here we are.
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Paul Connell @paulcconnell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New anti racist badge dropped ✊🏼 shop.rnli.org/products/rs2...
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RNLI Flag Sparkly Badge
Support the lifesavers (and add a bit of sparkle to your outfit!) with this RNLI flag pin badge.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Proclamers.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ SleepyTime Holiday @angeloslh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Careful Now, Down With This Sort Of Thing Protest
ALT: Careful Now, Down With This Sort Of Thing Protest
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chad Powers is the good kind of unhinged. I barely had any concept of what it was when I put it on, and I'm still not sure, despite being a few eps into season 2. But some '80s producer of comedies and drama is probably crying while someone else perfects his artform.
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th Anniversary to Star Trek! Live long and prosper! 🖖🏻
Science officer Spock holding a little black cat.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Achewood Hey Guys guess who just got yelled at meme
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spotted a cool tree today.
A pipe that has spilled water down a wall, and moss has grown below it. It has followed the bricks and looks like a skinny tree.
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Craig @craigpearson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TIL Sam Neil briefly owned the rights to Canal Dreams., and was just a big old Banks nerd iainbanks.co.uk/the-works/ca...
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Canal Dreams - Iain Banks
"... it’s the only book I’ve written under the influence of drugs. Canal Dreams was just too far outside my scope"
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are we going to get the 200 articles on James Orr then? Maybe read and interrogate the footnotes of his doctoral thesis? Is Cambridge going to have to issue out statements about its hiring standards?
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Tom Vinita @tv-neato.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The plan: Make it impossible for people to buy computing power and then rent it back to them at a premium The execution: Make it impossible to uh... compute. Full stop. Great work everybody
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The last HP book came out 20 years ago. The last film came out 15 years ago. Everyone who went to see them is an adult now! It turns out 'read another book' really wasn't mean enough.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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