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Dylan

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There are only two things I love in this world: everybody and television

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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Destroy the Ballroom" Dem primary stage litmus test is back on the table.
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David Kurtz @davidkurtz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The gig is up in the very first sentence of the Supreme Court's per curiam opinion on the Trump ballroom (emphasis added): "In October 2025, the *federal government* started a project to replace the East Wing of the White House." They've collapsed the legislative branch into the unitary executive.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tracy Jordan saying "Those names are the people who worked on the movie."
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve never been a huge fan of John Leguizamo, but oh boy does he absolutely steal every scene he’s in in The Odyssey. In a movie full of the best of the best, he just crushes it.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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The Urbanist @theurbanist.org · 14/07/2026
While other cities struggled to handle this year’s World Cup crowds, Seattle thrived with pedestrians happily exploring and transit records being broken. Good planning and an urban stadium location was key to Seattle outperforming its American peers. Story: www.theurbanist.org/how-seattles...
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How Seattle’s Urban Stadium Brought World Cup Success, While Others Floundered
While other cities struggled to handle World Cup 2026 crowds, Seattle thrived, with pedestrians happily exploring and transit records being broken. Good planning and an urban stadium location was key ...
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Right before my bedtime, SteamlessController v1.6 is released. Contains support for having the controller appear as a PlayStation controller - complete with PS Touchpad and Gyro support. I also made the trackpad haptics feel closer to how they feel in native Steam mode. github.com/ddeverill/St...
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GitHub - ddeverill/SteamlessController: Support for the 2026 Steam Controller in non-Steam games
Support for the 2026 Steam Controller in non-Steam games - ddeverill/SteamlessController
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Big update to SteamlessController this evening, version 1.5 Now with support for: - Remapping UI for the L4/L5 R4/R5 buttons on the back of the controller - Rumble support for all you Forza Horizon 6 fiends (it me) - Multiple controller support, long live couch co-op! github.com/ddeverill/St...
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GitHub - ddeverill/SteamlessController: Support for the 2026 Steam Controller in non-Steam games
Support for the 2026 Steam Controller in non-Steam games - ddeverill/SteamlessController
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What are the odds that Trump requested Versalles and Macron purposefully didn’t explain the significance?
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am going to become the joker
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yes!
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Put it in the Bluesky Hall of Fame.
Two Bluesky posts. One from The War on Cars says "Bikes can replace car trips does not equal Everyone MUST replace their car and ride a bike for all trips. The one below is a response from a crossed out username that says "I love bikes, don't get me wrong, but literally not everyone is able to ride a bike. I had to stop 3 years ago due to vertigo and chronic joint pain."
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Payouts for illegal Police conduct should come from Police pension funds and not from taxpayers.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made
screenshot from The Nice Guys: 4 characters looking down at Amelia (offscreen), with Ryan Gosling's Holland March (in blue blazer with cream & yellow shirt, gold/bronze tie) and Russell Crowe's Jackson Healy (in blue shirt and blue leather jacket) on either side of the frame, closer to the camera. behind & between them, at the edge of the bed: Daisy Tahan's Jessica (in floral shirt) & Angourie Rice's Holly (in overalls)Healy and March at the auto show on either side of the frame, hiding behind an orange structure with lights & a giant circle/hole cutout in the center showcasing a blue Avanti II (seen from behind). beyond the circle we can see buildings and various cars on fire (a Chevy Corvette, a Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado) closeup on Holland's hand, which reads "You will never be happy" with a little happy face a woman dressed in gold/orange tending bar at a party, a giant aquarium behind her, Holland swimming through the water in an undershirt in boxers, attempting to question the mermaids
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 18/05/2026
Is it the official policy of the US Dept. of Homeland Security that no Jews serve there? If not, who is the “we” defined by belief in Jesus Christ as savior? Or does the “our” refer to the Americans whose security the Department has a duty to protect, none of whom are apparently Jews?
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026
important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though
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Mark Zandi @markzandi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We have a year’s worth of economic data since Liberation Day, when President Trump announced much higher tariffs on most imported goods and countries, and the data are definitive; the tariffs have done significant damage to the economy.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Looks better without the space.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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Tacticool Girlfriend @tacticoolgf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A mismatch of identifying information on the 4473, including gender between that and your government ID, will deny you a sale. It's going to be really interesting to see how this sticks and if it's remotely even able to be enforced at all.
1140-AA64: Selecting Biological Sex on ATF Forms  - NPRM

ATF is proposing to amend its regulations to clarify that, in response to questions about sex on ATF forms, individuals should select their biological sex. This refers to the individual’s immutable biological classification as either male or female and does not include the concept of gender identity. These are clarifying amendments to align ATF’s regulatory forms with the President’s signed Executive Order 14168, Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government and do not alter any substantive eligibility criteria.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/04/2026
You know who else built an underground bunker to hide in when things got bad?
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 27/04/2026
Yeah man, you destroyed the institutions the normie institutionalists were assured would hold. You killed the reason they believed in a civil society governed by shared norms. Now you got teachers and office assistants talking about piling the streets with bodies. Good luck.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet
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Dylan @dylandeverill.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Excited to see the new action Secretary of the Navy, like the SecDef, is an unhinged religious lunatic.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026
Priceless post from the official White House social media
Margo Martin
@MargoMartin47
X.com
Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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David Noll @david.noll.org · 30/03/2026
A lot of SCOTUS decisions are dumb, badly reasoned, even dangerous, but merit compliance out of respect for the rule of law and the Court's position under Article III. A decision denying birthright citizenship is a challenge to the constitutional order and should be understood as such.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"
Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 01/03/2026
So, so instructive to compare media response to Afghanistan withdrawal -- months of hysterical garment-rending & catastrophizing, relentless criticism of the admin -- with the response to an unprovoked, unmotivated, illegal war of aggression, ie, "some critics say maybe Trump should have reasons."
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Deaduardo Najura 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create
in an illustration rendered in MS Paint sometime in the early 2000s, a person bends at the waist away from a toilet, pulling sheets of toilet paper around their leg, through their dirt crack, and up over their back, covered in poop
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Nesler @nesler.org · 09/02/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Kathleen Clark @kathleenclark.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
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25. This Cibola jail was horrible. It was cramped. I was chained up again.
The officers mocked
me and called me their enemy. They laughed at me. I was kept at the jail for what felt like around three hours. I wasn't given an explanation for why I was there.
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guards then put me on a bus. I think it was around January 27.
No one said
anything about where I was going. I was handcuffed. It felt like the middle of the night. It was freezing cold in the bus because the driver had the AC on. We had no jackets. The bus eventually took me back to El Paso in the carly morning of Tuesday, January 27th.
27. I was put in a cold cell where I had to sleep on the bare cement floor. Around 10 in the morning my cellmate asked to speak to an ICE officer. Three officers came into the cell so I had a chance to speak to them too. One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." She told me that if I fought my case, I would spend two to three more months here in El Paso. She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota. If I hadn't managed to talk to my attorney who told me a while back that I was ordered released. I might have given up at this point and signed the self-deportation forms because the conditions were so unbearable.
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30. When I was taken back to the detention center from the airport, after missing the flight, I overheard an ICE officer saying in English, "the judge in Minnesota wants this one back." I was put in a cold jail cell again until early next morning (January 28). But again no one had told me directly that a judge had ordered my release
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32. When I arrived in Minneapolis, I was handed off to ICE
… I had to sign lots of papers saying that I wasn't going to be a part of any "groups." I didn't know what they meant by "groups." They never told me why I was detained
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The only response here is a motion to enjoin the whole operation If the government's position is "I'm sorry your honor but we don't be the capacity to both respect constitutional rights and conduct the operation as it is currently being conducted" the answer is "then you must stop the operation"
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit? CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked Director: what
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
To:
From:
Sent:
jeevacation@gmail.comfieevacation@gmail.com]
Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM
Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
[ESTOP/P/1 ]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
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