Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can’t put the shit back in your ass as the famous saying goes 2291
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026"My kids used to think I was a halfway decent parent. Sure, I might spend too much time online. But I was doing okay until you two came along with your delightful Australian accents and seemingly endless stores of free time and patience." buff.ly/rusRXIIbuff.lyAn Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop“As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell ‘HEAVY,’ I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a... 07910
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a professional software fella I can tell you there are a couple of common truisms: computers were a mistake, it’s a great gig if not for the users, off-by-one errors… Seems as if the “if not for the users” has become toxic and that’s a shame, because it’s a thought-provoking bit. 000
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenAndrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that. 01078
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith out there doing more to support girls’ sports more than any transphobe has ever done. 91548210
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenStephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 18/09/2026Once again, as @nberlat.bsky.social has argued, Democrats should impeach. Assuming that Republicans will collectively defend RFK Jr./Hegseth in particular is preemptive surrender, especially if Republicans are truly hammered in the midterms. 2226
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenStephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is not a place of honor 22013
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2026what the hell am i looking at 101132456
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mr. Trump’s choice to lead a mass pledge of allegiance to himself, followed by commanding his followers to cheat in the upcoming election, was unusual by presidential standards. 571306235
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 11/09/2026Related was all the journalists writing "i guess we should start taking things seriously" pieces and ok you are admitting that it was all a fucking joke to you before? Narrator: they did not start taking things, except themselves, seriously 1484
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ridiculous to say this when Leisure Suit Larry: Lord of the Fingerings just came out 1655117
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenNnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026you do not have to generalize for something to be significant. sometimes, it's NOT a mirror; soemtimes, it's a window. 0353
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Haven’t lolsobbed so heartily in a good long while. 011
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you” 3148031546
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Turning "knowing who a person is" into "ad hominem" 11314
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Dune-flavored chewing gum called Gum Jabbar 1212416
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026American conservatism consists of one proposition, to wit: the elderly dying pedophile president should get whatever he wants, all honor and praise to the elderly dying pedophile president  722235
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“It may or may not be true, as Monken said, that fans would be less inclined to boo Watson if he and the team were playing well. It is quite probably beyond Watson's or Monken's capabilities to put that particular thought exercise to the test.” 000
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow theonion.com/tearful-mark-zuckerber… 181893248
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY - SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN 0571122
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734053832
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Murc’s Law but for the written word instead of politics. 010
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Always choke up when Yoda says this in attack of the clones 😢 527421
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together 354006413
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenTrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I keep seeing "pencil slop" being said by AI people as rage bait, and I'm like damn even your insults are ungrounded shallow empty ripoffs of something that already existed. 4745761120
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026OVER THINKING - dashare.zone ADMIN 030071
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why would anyone ever ask a rhetorical question on social media. 1817316
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Someone tell someone or other that the only good thing Hitler did was kill Hitler. 130914
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is like watching a preseason game, everyone limbering up and getting a few reps in for when It finally happens. I like what I see. Scouting report is positive. When the big game arrives, I think we’re gonna see greatness. Squad is ready. 181430208
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Senate Republicans add Lindsey Graham to standing conference call with Mitch McConnell. 151315158
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 114208745340
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026ice needs to be abolished. dhs needs to be dismantled. the us owes reparations, including citizenship, to everyone who's been targeted in these communities (which means everyone.) 934181
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain? 574357456
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I don’t know what is accomplished by insisting better things aren’t possible but I do know it’s the posture that the worst people on the planet would prefer I take which is all by itself good enough reason to refuse to take it. 426059
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenPatrick Windrose @patrickwindrose.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As a human, I also hope he does it to Opus Dei. Religions of all colors and shades need to get with the program and find their humanity, before humanity makes them become irrelevent in ways nobody wants to contemplate. Because humanity is growing sick of the bullshit. 310511
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026if you want to imagine the future, imagine an a.i. trump giving a double handy, forever 915719
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenmartin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026the algaerithm is suspect 21816
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 242156952869
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026late to the party, i know ... very leery of all this llm chicanery 000
Reposted by Jacob Blain ChristenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Jared Kushner was America's lead nuclear negotiator with Iran. Bill Pulte is heading up America's spy agencies. Are real estate nepo babies without security clearances having a moment? 14796127
Reposted by Jacob Blain Christenmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The lessons to draw from this war were knowable before it began, and the people who started it will remain just as impervious to learning from its aftermath. 5510108
Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“opportunistically dismembering the national interest passes for genius in a meathead Cabinet where “what if we tried bombing?” was the eureka moment each time” 000