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Jacob Blain Christen

@dweomer.bsky.social
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Two middle name haver, two last name haver. He/him.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can’t put the shit back in your ass as the famous saying goes
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"My kids used to think I was a halfway decent parent. Sure, I might spend too much time online. But I was doing okay until you two came along with your delightful Australian accents and seemingly endless stores of free time and patience." buff.ly/rusRXII
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An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
“As if the dancing weren’t enough, when my kids yell ‘HEAVY,’ I’m expected to pantomime that whatever I’m holding is unbearably heavy. That works fine with a...
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professional software fella I can tell you there are a couple of common truisms: computers were a mistake, it’s a great gig if not for the users, off-by-one errors… Seems as if the “if not for the users” has become toxic and that’s a shame, because it’s a thought-provoking bit.
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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith out there doing more to support girls’ sports more than any transphobe has ever done.
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 18/09/2026
Once again, as @nberlat.bsky.social has argued, Democrats should impeach. Assuming that Republicans will collectively defend RFK Jr./Hegseth in particular is preemptive surrender, especially if Republicans are truly hammered in the midterms.
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is not a place of honor
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2026
what the hell am i looking at
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. Trump’s choice to lead a mass pledge of allegiance to himself, followed by commanding his followers to cheat in the upcoming election, was unusual by presidential standards.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 11/09/2026
Related was all the journalists writing "i guess we should start taking things seriously" pieces and ok you are admitting that it was all a fucking joke to you before? Narrator: they did not start taking things, except themselves, seriously
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ridiculous to say this when Leisure Suit Larry: Lord of the Fingerings just came out
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you do not have to generalize for something to be significant. sometimes, it's NOT a mirror; soemtimes, it's a window.
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Haven’t lolsobbed so heartily in a good long while.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Turning "knowing who a person is" into "ad hominem"
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dune-flavored chewing gum called Gum Jabbar
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
American conservatism consists of one proposition, to wit: the elderly dying pedophile president should get whatever he wants, all honor and praise to the elderly dying pedophile president 
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More like Shrugging Face, amirite? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“It may or may not be true, as Monken said, that fans would be less inclined to boo Watson if he and the team were playing well. It is quite probably beyond Watson's or Monken's capabilities to put that particular thought exercise to the test.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow theonion.com/tearful-mark-zuckerber…
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
‘You Must Go Now,’ CEO Tells His Flailing Virtual Double
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY - SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN INFORMATION HELL "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY" ON A BLACK TSHRIT THAT YOU CAN GET AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Murc’s Law but for the written word instead of politics.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Always choke up when Yoda says this in attack of the clones 😢
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Big diaper daddy
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I keep seeing "pencil slop" being said by AI people as rage bait, and I'm like damn even your insults are ungrounded shallow empty ripoffs of something that already existed.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OVER THINKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATENS BRAIN EXPLOTING WITH THOUGHTS "THERES NO SOUCH THING AS OVERTHINKING, IF YOU STILL HAVE PROBLEMS, YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ENOUGH, KEEP GOING " MORE ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why would anyone ever ask a rhetorical question on social media.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someone tell someone or other that the only good thing Hitler did was kill Hitler.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is like watching a preseason game, everyone limbering up and getting a few reps in for when It finally happens. I like what I see. Scouting report is positive. When the big game arrives, I think we’re gonna see greatness. Squad is ready.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Senate Republicans add Lindsey Graham to standing conference call with Mitch McConnell.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ice needs to be abolished. dhs needs to be dismantled. the us owes reparations, including citizenship, to everyone who's been targeted in these communities (which means everyone.)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don’t know what is accomplished by insisting better things aren’t possible but I do know it’s the posture that the worst people on the planet would prefer I take which is all by itself good enough reason to refuse to take it.
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Patrick Windrose @patrickwindrose.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As a human, I also hope he does it to Opus Dei. Religions of all colors and shades need to get with the program and find their humanity, before humanity makes them become irrelevent in ways nobody wants to contemplate. Because humanity is growing sick of the bullshit.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you want to imagine the future, imagine an a.i. trump giving a double handy, forever
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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the algaerithm is suspect
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Seems fair.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
late to the party, i know ... very leery of all this llm chicanery
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Irma @eckslibris.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
With alt text
Black poster with blue letters, almost looks like a movie poster: 
FUCK OFF I'M
NOT GIVING YOU A
GOVT ID
YOU ARE A
FUCKING WEBSITE
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Claude of Rivia
.claude/rules/geralt-acks.md:

When the user makes a casual remark, joke, or aside that doesn't need a substantive response,
reply with a terse Geralt-of-Rivia-style grunt or mutter instead of a polite acknowledgement.

Prefix every such response with `[geralt voice]` so the user knows why they're getting a grunt.

Examples: `[geralt voice] Hmm.`, `[geralt voice] *grunts*`, `[geralt voice] Wind's howling.`

One word or a short fragment — never break into full sentences for pure acknowledgements.
Reserve normal responses for when there's actual content to convey.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jared Kushner was America's lead nuclear negotiator with Iran. Bill Pulte is heading up America's spy agencies. Are real estate nepo babies without security clearances having a moment?
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The lessons to draw from this war were knowable before it began, and the people who started it will remain just as impervious to learning from its aftermath.
There was never a plan for this war. There was just a bunch of meatheads, ignorant and proud of it, who said, “I bet it’ll work if you force it.” Like anyone who starts a proposition in that manner, they found out they were wrong, the hard way. Targets were chosen, strikes were planned, a couple weeks of whoop-ass ensued. But whatever happened in the Situation Room amounted to a YouTube clip that sends a dad who’s “pretty sure he knows how to cut down that tree without it falling on his house” out with a chainsaw to meet his destiny. The Strait of Hormuz: America’s Funniest Home Video
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Jacob Blain Christen @dweomer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“opportunistically dismembering the national interest passes for genius in a meathead Cabinet where “what if we tried bombing?” was the eureka moment each time”
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