Reposted by Rusty Shakelforddrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps 052197
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 311303160
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordJoel @jandcochran.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@sickoscommittee.org inside you are two wolves. And they’ve both been asked to not return to this Chili’s 410412
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social youtu.be/9eQUtOQXYgQ Where will this possibly fit in amongst the Warhammer crowd?youtu.beSTARCRAFT | Announce Cinematic | DominionYouTube video by StarCraft 000
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordKatie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Their time zone optimization coach 1317318
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So we get the Jonas bros halftime but got denied the Soundgarden last night? 020
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474791952
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026new vision board brought to you by Family Feud 141294260
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026HERO 421713
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordlt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026we're like 72 hours away from being told that diarrhea is your patriotic duty as a "real" american 022
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The year is 1994. Your first day of 6th grade. You’re in P.E. class behind a kid with a rat-tail named Brandon. His shirt says: “𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐆🐶 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧🦴 👅 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 🐈” You learn to square dance. 1869578
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social As is tradition now. Enough to feed Former K State coach and Taco Bell enthusiast Bill Snyder a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Beefy 5 layer burrito, cinnamon twists and a Baja Blast for 4th meal for a week. 041
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i'd like to see a 4-second shot clock in the nba. i get that running a halfcourt offense is supposed to be good luck or whatever, but it doesn't actually do anything. knock it off. just inbound and let 'er rip 2677246
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts 1348101008
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/03/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75 234114546
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordSam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel 282951426
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Gallup Poll (3/5/26): Do you approve of $8 gas No: 99% Yes: 1% Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy No: 46.6% Yes: 38.9% Unsure: 14.5% 251480265
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away. 604899950
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The year is 2033. You make micropayments per offensive drive to watch a football game. An on-screen scoreboard is extra. 2016229
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old: 394416347
Reposted by Rusty Shakelforddr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/02/2026im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me 83080742
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 03/02/2026@sickoscommittee.org Today’s Quartiles tried to tell me that this isn’t a word….. 010
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordKerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Bueckers’ 2025 WNBA rookie base salary was $78,831. Giving $50,000 from winning the Unrivaled FT contest is rad. 4768170
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Coordinated a beer drop by a white friend to deliver a 30-rack of Hamm’s to a Hispanic friend’s doorstep because his wife wouldn’t let him leave the house to go buy more beer for fear he’d be brutalized by lawless armed masked federal paramilitaries. This is Minnesota community. We take care of us. 869154933
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordEaglesadvocate @matttalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Yo this guy crying actually made me tear up. Both at how fucked up this is but maybe more because of how kind these strangers were. 0416
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Rock on, Chicago 2144317
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/01/2026We could just give kids free school lunches 151558154
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordem cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 08/01/2026interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car 20295233345
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier 33116052882
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@edsbs.bsky.social Totally normal college football conversations. 000
Rusty Shakelford @dustlord199.bsky.social · 14/12/2025@hollyanderson.bsky.social Ran into someone this morning in a game lobby who’s tag was “Henry Killinger”. Happy Sunday! 000
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Sabrina Carpenter is now our President. Sorry, don't make the rules 1666791
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/01/2024Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards 161577550
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordlt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 13/11/2025megyn kelly rules 031
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 13/11/2025man it's just people emailing that they love his hotels and steaks surely 2261
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2025no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy 233166383166
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I knew this was coming on this app and I’d just like to point out that my joke BLAMED THE GOVERNMENT 83141932
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025oh Ohtani is doing something impressive again apparently?? Big deal did he mow the lawn and blow leaves at dusk tonight like me? No? 6926
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordmike tigas @mike.tig.as · 28/10/2025oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight 163599766
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I'm sure if a Democratic elected official mandated that a left-wing organization had to be given access to all of a state's public schools, they would be completely fine with it and would never ever call it "grooming" or "indoctrination" or anything. 1883206857
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Need an update here, Elon 26410
Reposted by Rusty Shakelfordtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2025the masturbation pervert is even pushing! Oh no! 1324
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Thanks jibjab hot dog. 8856451049
Reposted by Rusty ShakelfordBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I don’t care, send them a ring, too 1232727
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy)
