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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 12h

i think my biggest fear would a documentary film featuring extensive interviews with my exes like "ohhhhh yah he remembers which miami hurricane dropped an easy td against notre dame in 2012 but ask what day is bulk trash pickup and watch him squirm"

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

doink alert. i repeat. doink alert.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

5 minutes into the preseason and Nikola Jokic is throwing behind the back cross-court passes... I needed the replays too

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

good god ollie gordon those man have families

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

here's the thing about malachi toney. his route running tape is football porn. BUT. his run blocking tape is also football porn

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there's certain kids who, it's not any one particular thing, not even something you can consciously quantify or articulate, but from the very *first* time you them as a freshman you find yourself dialed in on them bc it is visibly apparent that this boy special jj dunnigan has those vibes

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jesus knows he ain't converting that

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this is not talking shit. but it is a fact and it must be stated. it *is* true that mensah has more tds than incompletions. BUT... one of those incompletions was like a 30yd bomb that hit 4 in the f'n hands along the sideline

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/10/2026

Today is the day Notre Dame joins the ACC as a full member

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

whoaaaaaa that warrior ethos marines commercial is so starship troopers

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

notre dame v unc is wario bama v msst

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

from a philosophical standpoint, nitrous fucking rules and this new law in fl sucks ass. from a practical standpoint, it is prob better for my physical and mental health that you can't buy tanks anymore. 🤷

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

watching this tape is miss st's QB and I gotta say... i am very excited for the university of miami

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

mali took his NIL money and bought himself a juggs machine🤣 i love that kid so much

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i think we're good on al michaels/ kirk herbstreit broadcasts going forward. herbie and fowler? fine. great. the corpse of al michaels and literally anyone else? sure. whatever. al michaels and herbie together? no mas.

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

is this the 2026 superbowl of loathsome QBs h2h?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024

the three genders

three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled
special, Halloween & Mild

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

so the RFK Jr mic is just something that Herbie takes with him to whatever game he's covering?

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it's surprising to me that Aaron Rodgers keeps coming back to play another season when every time I see him on the field he looks like he's completely miserable and has visceral contempt for every one of his teammates and coaches

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'd rather be convicted of perjury than admit i went to a hawks game

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lawsky PSA: they are specifically seeking attorneys to volunteer as poll watchers. i've done it several times. it is comically easy & more important now than ever before link to sign up for training & shifts is below also, bring your poll workers some donuts stech.floridadems.org/fdp-voter-pr...

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FDP Voter Protection Legal Briefings - Florida Democratic Party

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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Trae Young hadn't been traded yet. I wasn't paying attention to to the team until Atlanta started running the offense through Jalen Johnson and leaned into their defensive length and athleticism," Smith added

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean... that was clean. if he wanted to slide he shouldve slid

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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Nobody wants to buy your Treasury bonds around here, LOUIE."

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

probably the meanest part of Broncos-Rams was when the broadcast let us know that the Miami Dolphins have never led during any part of any game this season

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my new fav person in real life is the guy i just saw in downtown ftl wearing a sweatshirt that reads "stop deporting bad bitches"

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

honestly surprised it took them this long for the messaging to be "all the positive impacts from all our shitty policies are scheduled to begin riiiiiiiiiight after the midterms, don't veer off course now"

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ACC champion Wake Forest. say it out loud one time just for funsies

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

faizon brandon is going to be 35 years old waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat that #1 from Texas is chasing him

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[I'm ron burgundy? voice] wake forest... does not suck?

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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

personal preference but I'm not a huge fan of Herbie's RFK Jr mic

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's not so much louisville that scares me. it's brohm. brohm scares the shit out of me

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

texas ain't running shit on this tennessee front. so far anyways

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you can't ask dabo to go Berkeley, into the belly of the beast like this. the pronouns alone are giving him vertigo

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

imdiana needing 15 attempts to punch it in from the two was not on my bingo card

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lt. winslow @lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

man what a tough break for that prosecutor who knowingly brought politically motivated bullshit indictments because she was 'just following orders' and definitely does not come across as unhinged in her resignation letter.

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