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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4h
episode 021
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huang Zhong Yang (Chinese Artist, born 1949) "Blue and White Porcelain", 2009. Oil on Canvas, 101 × 76 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy pumpkin season! (art from 2014)
a black and white scratchboard drawing. Alternative poster for "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie brown"
It depicts a vast pumpkin patch in which Linus is standing holding a sign. He is looking up at the full moon. In front of the full moon we can see Snoopy in his aviator costume on his doghouse. 
All the way in the distance, there is a house and we can see three children in halloween costumes coming out the door.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Erica Hawkes (Canadian Artist, born 1975) "My Peace", 2020. Acrylic on Canvas, 48" × 36". Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Semele (2025), by Jannik Senium
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Peder Mørk Mønsted" • 1859-1941 Danish painter "Temple of the Sibyl at Tivoli Italy" • 1884 Oil on canvas • 121 × 95 cm. Private Collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me (first day as a milking hand on a ranch on Gliese 667 Cc)(shaking hands with the Gliesian hacendado): nice to milk you, I mean Gliese you, I mean meet you, sir. Can’t wait to get a milking tha leche Gliesian hacendado (turning to the seasoned ranch hands): back to work.. jettison the gringo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-…
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Humanity’s most ancient wisdom
Classic @dasharezØne meme:

JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
work social thing movies home class dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store your quick
friend ships
DA SHARE ZO
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 17/09/2026
Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstacy [US, House/Ghetto] (1995) -- Does pretty much what the title says redd.it/5jtg0q youtu.be/B6X4Mu2NYAE
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Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstacy [US, House/Ghetto] (1995) -- Does pretty much what the title says
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR ALLOWED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Britt Robson @brittrobson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Latest Wolves: The final segment of the Chris Finch interview. The uncomfortably large role teenager Joan Beringer will have on this year's fortunes; changes in the coaching staff; + overcoming last year's underachievement with a perspective both fresh and familiar. www.minnpost.com/sports/timbe...
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The Chris Finch Interview, Part 4: Finding a way to joy
Finch talks about Joan Beringer, coaching staff changes, embracing change, and getting back to playing with joy.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/04/2026
- Your resume says you're skilled in tidying and dusting as well as maintaing the lamp in a navigational aid tower? - That's right. Light housekeeping, and lighthouse keeping
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Dumpster Lover @dumpsterlover.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you get murdered in the metaverse it also happens in real life!
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Dumpster Lover @dumpsterlover.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hoodie SZN
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Girl Who Is Going To Be Okay
ALT: Girl Who Is Going To Be Okay
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ad (2003) #retro #art #gaming #Zelda
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER
Nintendo
GameCube
(2003)
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream."
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morkitten @morkitten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when a GBA game looks great it's like an alternate timeline where the SEGA Saturn kept going for 5 more years but everyone decided to outdo each other's pixel-art and when a GBA game looks bad it's like you're looking at an edutainment java game for cellphones
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Dumpster Lover @dumpsterlover.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t you see the game over there? It’s reading the winds of winter?
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
David Stathairn is rehearsing in the Guthrie production of Waiting for Gadot, which means the Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne guy is walking Minneapolis streets.
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That's Jason Bourne
Alt: Actor David Strathairn Jesus Christ That's Jason Bourne
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Noel and Sebastian riding a jet ski together at the lake. Noel is wearing a shirt that reads "I'M NOT THE STEPDAD I'M THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP"
Happy Labor Day
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Dylan Wignall @dylanwignall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Much love to the good folks at @thewaroncars.bsky.social for fighting the noble fight . #art #painting #fuckcars
A knight riding a bicycle brandishes an old sword. He has a thick mustache. Behind him, there is a gigantic bonfire in which is a gigantic Ford truck that has been split vertically in two by the knight.

Text above the truck reads "proud soldier in the war on cars"

This painting does not advocate destroying people's cars but it is an expression of my loathing for the omnipresence of the car in modern culture

If 90% of all cars vanished overnight, including my own, I would not be upset
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dumpster Lover @dumpsterlover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He can’t keep getting away with this!!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/09/2026
this stuff loses a lot of regular people like me, wins no one on the right, and undermines efforts to build unity in a coalition that go back to AOC backing biden. with elections right around the corner, does the dem party have a toxic centrist problem?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
Sick ET
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
food should be cheaper if it has diarrhea and parasites in it
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mexico, circa 1950 🎨Frans Stoppelman
Overhead view photo of a person riding a bicycle with large circular baskets containing bread rolls - one on his rear rack, and one on his head.
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firstname lastname @jc-roper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jim Musil (American Artist, born 1976) "Lakeshore", 2023. Acrylic on Panel, 16 × 16 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
yeah, I knew a lot of vets who used that word. Hard men, veterans of the clone wars. Men who fought droids at Kadavo, Lola Sayu, clones who saw some serious shit. You know who never once said it, though? Plo Koon. The General was built different. Jar Jar used it but only when the cameras were off
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/08/2026
Northeast Minneapolis excellence
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chicago White Sox - Normal/Psychic Cleveland Guardians - Rock/Grass Minnesota Twins - Psychic/Grass Detroit Tigers - Fire/Dark Kansas City Royals - Water/Bug
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/08/2026
[doctor turning the laptop around] okay so this is what a normal serving of ranch looks like
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