🌟 @drpeppers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Insulting Twitter like this site isn't moderated by Zionists 😭😭 160
🌟 @drpeppers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comWillem Dafoe's Intense Face in American PsychoAlt: Willem Dafoe tapping his forehead and making an "of course!" facial expression by bulging his eyes and smiling wide 0160
Reposted by 🌟The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2025TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-… 313272509
Reposted by 🌟Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck 555031677
Reposted by 🌟Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 28/09/2025My internet bill is due again today. Very annoying. Am trying to get on top of bills but it becomes hard when so many are happening. It's about $130 AUD ko-fi.com/catgirlfingiesko-fi.comSupport CatgirlFingiesSupport CatgirlFingies 03941
🌟 @drpeppers.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I tried playing a while ago but I couldn't get a hang of the mechanics 😭 010
Reposted by 🌟leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends 7688501266
Reposted by 🌟onion person @junlper.beer · 01/09/2025it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row 1995801424
🌟 @drpeppers.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Was looking through my old messages to myself and I have no fucking clue what these could possibly mean 040
Reposted by 🌟mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/08/2025you really couldn't make many movies from 40-50 years ago today. this is due to the unavailability of certain discontinued film stocks and the deaths of many principal actors, directors, and other various crew members 122676278
Reposted by 🌟slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/08/2025nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy 220110091608
Reposted by 🌟wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/03/2025blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office 258292933608
Reposted by 🌟wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/03/2025not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets 768194976
Reposted by 🌟midwest BMO @gendermarxism.bsky.social · 12/08/2025ACAB includes when discord says the uploaded file size exceeds the limit 0141
Reposted by 🌟Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it 7973861087
Reposted by 🌟Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Idk how controversial it is to say this, but I don't think the US should have any colonies. Grant statehood votes to PR/Guam/US Virgin Islands, and any other places that pay taxes to us but don't have fair representation 71224
Reposted by 🌟Brodie Robertson @brodierobertson.xyz · 11/08/2025It's coming, we're just a few years late 0295
Reposted by 🌟marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social · 10/08/2025You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things? 1798330771
Reposted by 🌟Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando 312150442244
Reposted by 🌟onion person @junlper.beer · 25/07/2025say what you will about uploading your ID into that tea app to warn about toxic men but it’s sooo on the nose that now that womens information was hacked, hundreds of thousands of men are doxxing them, harassing them, and threatening women 523758515
Reposted by 🌟Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/06/2025Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper" 196163382464
Reposted by 🌟jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 02/06/2025reminder, bsky has a clever way to display pronouns that's built in! but you only see them if you yourself opt in, so please feel free to here by subscribing and then choosing which applies!! @pronouns.diy 1835882809
Reposted by 🌟Matt, Dr. Bunny Keeper 🐰 (Taylor's Version) @05hawki.bsky.social · 02/06/2025If it's Monday, don't expect me to hop to anything quickly 775827
Reposted by 🌟𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 02/06/2025People that talk like this really benefit from the disconnect of the microblog. Imagine someone doing this party pooper shit irl. Get laughed out the room 4507
Reposted by 🌟Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Saw a YouTube comment where someone said that Indian food was finally going mainstream and it’s like well first off a billion people have been eating it for awhile 2289150
Reposted by 🌟Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Home Depot and Google pulled out of sponsoring Toronto Pride this year. Since all corporations are woke, I'm sure there is a woke reason for why they're doing this. 282208171
Reposted by 🌟ceej @ceej.online · 03/06/2025my computer is alive. before you ask, no, it does not exhibit any of the scientifically-defined qualities necessary for an entity to be considered "alive." but it can sometimes write a bad haiku 931027
Reposted by 🌟Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 02/06/2025One aspect of this that I love the most is the implication that humans have 3 feet 68265
Reposted by 🌟George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/06/2025In Greek mythology, Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. 1782248435405
Reposted by 🌟the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/06/2025you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together 14267991180
Reposted by 🌟ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2025bluesky needs to add a feature where you can spray users with a hose to break up a fight in your mentions 282468197
Reposted by 🌟Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy. 765029771
