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Drew Carrymore, RSW

@drewcarrymore.bsky.social
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He/Him - Strong like moose, clever like moose. If you are from work and see this account, no you didn't. Opinions are my own ACAB, free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, land back

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know man I just feel like I lost sight of the donut sometimes
Donut dunkers official cup
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
An image of a stuffed teddy bear. He is an enormous, misshapen thing, legs impossibly long, arms monstrously small. He’s the size of person, and seated in a bean bag. Below him there’s a snippet of an Amazon review:

⭐️  legs are awful. 

Hideous! The legs are like 4 feet long making the
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've found my calling and it's making goofy little wooden creatures
Finished cat carving in mapleNewt, wizard, and circle game hand carvings in pine(?)Grumpy frog in mystery woodHappy turtle in mystery wood and unfinished cat in maple
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
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dawnymock @dawnymock.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
An extra one for #ArtAdventCalendar :) soft pastel, just done now :)
Outdoor Christmas tree with glowing lights. Reflections of pink, reds, aquamarine in the snow
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
got those summer shorts on
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
many people have forgotten this
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yuriꜝꜝ @yuri.fluffy.monster · 11/08/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm going to get a little political here:
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Me, gently kissing my friend on the back of the neck: Hey man good to see you The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
cognitive dissonance canceling headphones
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2025
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...
What To Know About ‘Sinners’

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Store manager: you've worked here 13 years and only just now decided to move up with the company, why the change? Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 13/04/2025
You shouldn't have to pay taxes if you did something useful to society, like Podcasting.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
she’s ready get to get back out there
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Kit posting, they're so little!!!!
A little babyA handsome dude layin'A handsome layin' in the eveningFriends from work that are babies
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'll be in my office
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
dst stands for dbullshit savings tdumb
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Baron Harkonen
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 14/01/2025
I posted this when I almost bled out and had to get taken to the ER and got 3 emergency transfusions, never let almost dying stop you from posting
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Mike Mignola @mikemignola.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If you think disabled people: Need to “try harder” to survive Can magically find money where none exists Are exaggerating the lack of help available Are getting needs met by the government Read this 👇🏼 The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1
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Politicians of all political stripes raise $25,000 to move former MPP Lorenzo Berardinetti out of homeless shelter
Lorenzo Berardinetti, the former city councillor and MPP who became homeless last year, is getting $25,000 to go toward renting and furnishing an apartment.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
skeet is millennial cringe which is why bluesky posts will henceforth be known as skibidis
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/12/2024
Rolling up to family court and parking in the judge’s spot like
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fluffy ending
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T.L. Simpson @tlsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently
an orange cat lays on the carpet staring into the distance wearing a christmas fashion collar with holly leaves and jingle bells. the tweet from last year says “They got me. I’ve been jingled.”
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Holler's Eve y'all
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/12/2024
The "May thy knife chip and shatter!" bit from Dune, but it's "May thy cow tool chip and shatter!" and Paul is wielding a cow tool, and the fight takes place in front of Gary Larson's shed.
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
And just to be clear fuck terfs
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/12/2024
disagree
older lady in a robe with text above saying' you can still be a Christian and have ibs"
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Andrew Christie @thatandrewc.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 24/12/2024
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Sasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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LB Hunktears @hunktears.online · 24/12/2024
characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly.
wile e coyote would take between 5 and 10 minutes to be destroyed by the one ringOn Cinema Tim Heidecker would be destroyed by the one ring in less than three minutes. maybe under one minute.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Finally read that WSJ article from last week and this confirms everything I suspected.
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Sarah. 🥀🦇🕸️ @vampireghuleh.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Santa put me on the “Nuanced and Morally Grey” list this year
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts
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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
at this time of year it's vital we don't forget the reason for the season (the gunch 💕)
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19/12/2024
Screenshot from before Elon changed the username font, the username actually showed "@linux" so it was quite a bit funnier
I will make God regret giving me agency
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Caleb Alexander @readingcabbage.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
All timer, for me.
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troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Uh, fortune cookie… is there anything you want to tell me about?
A fortune cookie fortune: 
For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous.
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Drew Carrymore, RSW @drewcarrymore.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The jocking hung by the jireplace with care
A stocking made of jeans
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Goku: NEVER raise your sons. me: *crying* I won’t Goku i promise
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