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he is slimy and small, but he is a beautiful slug

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
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@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 27/09/2026
Chargers fall to 0-3 after offense wastes five turnovers in loss to Bills
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Chargers fall to 0-3 after offense wastes five turnovers in loss to Bills
Justin Herbert and the Chargers offense fail to fully capitalize on five turnovers forced by the defense in a demoralizing 24-16 loss to the Buffalo Bills.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 27/09/2026
been staining for 6 hours excited to see how it develops
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Extra dramatic
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 25/09/2026
i dont think brad pitt has proven himself enough as a kevin costner to be able to do dog movies
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 25/09/2026
My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/b61e2a5...
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 24/09/2026
You come to me on this, the day of my bisexual couch's visibility
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 23/09/2026
Druid named Staffew Mattford
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 22/09/2026
selena playing in the dentist's office hell yeah
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🐷 B-Movie Alien 👽 @bmoviealien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
¡Saludos mi amigos!
The three caballeros smiling and hugging
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 14/09/2026
spaceship!
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.
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jell @joshuaelliott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We gotta make every last one of them smoke the whole pack.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 09/09/2026
bro dont post this right before i go to the mad max larp ☹️ i just bought a new motorcycle for it
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 07/09/2026
Are you Noble Six because that pick was a Reach *gets kicked out of the fantasy football league*
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 07/09/2026
seems bad for democracy but as a raiders fan i gotta respect the silver and black
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 03/09/2026
daughter picks this up to tell me "look, gay bacon"
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The tableau of Nebraskan communism
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sony confirms rumours that Tomba died in July
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 03/09/2026
daughter picks this up to tell me "look, gay bacon"
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 01/09/2026
teaching the kids about the classics this morning youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w
youtu.be
Bone Thugs N Harmony - 1st of tha Month
YouTube video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
greatest cutdown day post of all time, maybe the greatest post of all time
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 31/08/2026
Acts I’ve seen at least twice "Weird" Al Yankovic Reel Big Fish Less Than Jake The Aquabats Andrew W.K. Save Ferris
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obama Trismegistus
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 28/08/2026
nw since we're 33 days away from wasteland weekend
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Genocide Condemner @easyphloem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First they came for the socialists, and as a Democrat in a position of power, I offered to assist in any way possible.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Elle Skinner @elleskinner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Playing card dragon relaxing in the company of some of its favorite cards. #dragons #smaugust #watercolor #art
Watercolor of an orange dragon sprawled across a bed of playing cards
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 23/08/2026
I feel weird after taking this horse dewormer. (Brushes some dirt off the label.) Oh no, what’s horse rewormer?
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 21/08/2026
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 20/08/2026
first day of school
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reminder
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 17/08/2026
is he-man a mahou shoujo?
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 16/08/2026
Animorphs
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 12/08/2026
oh yeah getting stuffed airtight during my colonoscopy
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 10/08/2026
you're probably the kind of dude who disabled the hip-hop tracks in tony hawks pro skater
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 10/08/2026
you're probably the kind of dude who disabled the hip-hop tracks in tony hawks pro skater
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 05/08/2026
there was a rumor that theres a spot in the middle of the lake with cell reception so i paddled out and after i downloaded my amy klobuchar reverse birth fic and nutted so hard i flipped my kayak i gotta poast
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 05/08/2026
there was a rumor that theres a spot in the middle of the lake with cell reception so i paddled out and after i downloaded my amy klobuchar reverse birth fic and nutted so hard i flipped my kayak i gotta poast
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 28/07/2026
couldnt be me
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 25/07/2026
Emmett Till was born right here in Chicago on July 25, 1941. And it is with deep humility and great pride that I signed legislation this week at Roberts Temple to declare his birthday as the Illinois Day of Reflection and Remembrance of Emmett Till and Mamie Till-Mobley.
Governor Pritzker, Rev. Wheeler Parker Jr., Dr. Marvel McCain Parker, and others at the Roberts Temple Church of God in Christ.Governor Pritzker holds the bill designating Emmett Till Day in Illinois.
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gender neutral draculx 🐬 @weedlord.gay · 24/07/2026
The 1918 United States Navy Landing-force Manual describes the following techniques of buttstroking
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pickle down rickonomics
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