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@downtownkitty.com
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 20m
sending some emails
me on my couch with a microsoft surface and keyboard in my lap wearing a low cut cropped tank top
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merritt @merrittk.com · 3h
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 5h
yea every account i search on clearsky is blank right now
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22h
“the advertisers called and said you need to wear a hat”
a bald phillies pitcher is handed a hat in front of a large nutrafol ad
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 22h
         🐠        🐠 🐡              🐡                       🌱🌿 🌱 🌾🌾🌾
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
people on here love posting an article written 6+ months ago and talk about it like it was published today
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
coworker behavior
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
my instagram algo won’t stop showing me these videos so this has been on my mind lol
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
color palettes are real and people totally look better wearing colors that compliment their skin, hair, and eyes but i think you’re fooling yourself if you use a phone camera, which is constantly auto-adjusting light and color balance, to try and determine what palette fits you best
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
how many senior advisors can one campaign have???
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
perfectly indicative of the rot in our politics, just a money spigot for consultants
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
these accounts are indistinguishable from bots at this point and likely many of them are
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
good luck literally no one will be there bro the phils are playing
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
lol this inspector thinks he’s gonna meet me onsite at 2pm today
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
i know the answer already but sometimes i like to wonder if the people behind these accounts ever do any sort of self reflection after posting something this moronic
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I want an A24 about this guy
I’M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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Coco 🌸🔞 @tiptaphooves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I dont have 5 to 7 women showing up to my funeral claiming to be my wife then I'd like to ask all my friends a favor
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 25/09/2026
if you use your phone flashlight in a movie theater the staff should be allowed to shoot you with a gun
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what I keep saying! Defining gender by chromosomes is *the* most radical redefining of gender *ever*. Literally no society in all of human history has ever done that! None! Ever!
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 16/04/2024
Get $1000* when you open an account with our bank‼️ *after maintaining an account balance of at least $500,000 for 6 months
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
Hey friends. Don’t forget to get this year’s flu shot and your COVID booster. CVS has them available now, at least in NY. Just scheduled mine
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Conrad Benner @streetsdept.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
El and Subway trains every 3-4 minutes, and Regional Rail trains every 15 minutes, would revolutionize Philly’s system. People will ditch cars/Ubers when the service is that regular and reliable.
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 25/09/2026
everything is porn now
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 25/09/2026
yea surely all of this is susan’s fault
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s finally friday
obi wan kenobi reading a book and looking very smart
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
i have two eyebrows again
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
90% of the time when i get dysphoria it’s just a sign that i need to get my eyebrows done
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
morning muffin
an orange kitty sitting on a wood floor looking up at the camera
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
area
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
Paulie Gee’s
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
just ate a slice of pizza twice the size of my head 🍕
bar bathroom mirror selfie
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 23/09/2026
you’re laughing? he hooked in self up to an eeg with 265 electrodes and you’re laughing?
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merritt @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
going forward you should assume that any video which neatly and cutely supports your views about the world is AI-generated
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don't second guess yourself man she definitely posted that selfie for you to be desperately horny in the replies
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 23/09/2026
i just listened to that chapo episode and i think that person just talks weird. ive never heard anyone say it like that before this
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
a baby
a little orange kitty named Muffin laying on her side with her paws on a scratching post and looking back at the camera
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
the pale redhead community needed this one
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
shout out to Hannah Einbinder for being a celeb that people can tell me i look like
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
most of the people quoted in this article make me think of this dril tweet
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 28/08/2026
gamers must be stopped
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
so many are already failing
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
you fucking gamers better be normal about this
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
totally agree!
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