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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me: Did you pass my compliments to the chef? Waiter: I did Me: What did he say? Waiter: He said he thinks you look cute too
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Claire Allan Author @claireallan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I think I speak for every writer when I say, with my whole chest, FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Subway fantasy: sat next to somebody watching tiktoks on full volume/ no headphones. I put headphones in my earholes, don’t plug them in to my phone. Play system of a down at full volume, act very surprised at any reaction.
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pumped for those sweet black friday viscounts
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
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Charmaine Verhagen @charmainevee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Pisses me off people that worked on a show seemingly have to beg people on social media to watch their show to get another season, etc. How did we end up like this instead of the bloody company marketing it like they should? This feels very egregious in Animation.
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Heather @celticghirl1888.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
❤️
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The number one advice any & every writing professional can & will give you is this: DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SUCK. You have spent years reading books, watching movies & TV, developing taste to know good from bad. NO ONE GETS TO READ YOUR WRITING UNTIL YOU LET THEM. Trust your taste & write fearlessly.
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Helen Fields @crimediva.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Let’s kick off with a writing tip: if you’re writing a chapter and you get to the stage where you feel tired of writing it, that’s exactly the place where your reader will start checking how many pages are left. Chapters have a natural rhythm in terms of length. Listen to your subconscious.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah. Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?
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🇵🇸🏴‍☠️🌻TurboKitty🌻🏴‍☠️🇵🇸 @turbokitty.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Ben Purkert @benpurkert.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
this poem, this VIBE ✨
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Capitalism breeds innovation etcet etcet
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Sawyer Loves Star Wars 💜 @sawyeurism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's actually crazy that we have to wait years and years between seasons of television nowadays
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"lol coffee is just bean water" well you're meat water and i tolerate you
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/11/2024
ordered some pad thai from the place that gave me serious diarrhea last time and it was really fuckin good. but now i have diarrhea
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This makes me want to watch one piece more than this allegedly boring ass punch game
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˜”*°• Finn / c o r k •°*”˜ @glitter.dog · 16/11/2024
I am not sure how to read a boxing match but I felt that this was weird? Was it not unsettling? All of it? It was interesting to see everybody break the internet briefly.
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Brinsidious 🔞 @brin.size.place · 16/11/2024
genuinely just underwhelming after the serrano match
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Cyd @boonedockz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We all knew this match was just a money grab for play play but yall could’ve given us a little razzle dazzle at least 😒
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/11/2024
The Future of Orion xkcd.com/3012
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Mary Beth Schneider @marybschneider.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I can’t think of a single dystopian novel or movie that imagined our government filled not with aliens but ignorant conspiracy theorists, Russian assets, sex criminals and grifters.
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Karen Chee @karenchee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Book pages should be numbered backwards so we’re always counting down how many pages we have left
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Scotty 😁 @scotty9019.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Yeah same 😂
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Say My Name @saymyname21.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Funny meme: you're not the fuckface whisperer
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Why is 80s pop music all so fuckin ugly?
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Megan 🪡 @ohnomegan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ya’ll are inflating my ego 😂 thank you for the support! It’s taken a lot of practice to get to this point. Here’s my first cat portrait vs. my current WIP. 7 years in between.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In the Age of Misinformation, let's remember these headlines after the Titanic sank. During wireless chatter, someone asked: "Are the Titanic passengers safe?” An answer came: "The ship is being towed to Halifax and everyone is ok." That 2nd transmission didnt refer to the Titanic, hence the error.
A collection of newspapers declaring that no lives were lost in the sinking of the Titanic.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There it is
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My son’s school is not your church.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)
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The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 14/11/2024
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Jenna Park @jennapark.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Feels like I'm just posting to the void since I'm just getting started here, but why not. I write a weekly newsletter, and this week I write about how far away from reading and critical thinking we’ve come. It's lacking in our education, COVID learning loss, social media attention spans, all of it.
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We need to get back to reading and critical thinking
Because 2024 feels different from 2016.
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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Doctor Who community over here should be informally known as WhoSky
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spinelli ✨ @spinellicross.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/11/2024
Been in meetings all day. I wonder if anything happeOHMYGOD
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
mental health break? you bet it did
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
God-tier memery
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Wow, fuck off then
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
I hesitated at a restaurant and gave up my claim at prime table to a headphones/laptop/fries/friday night monster. I will never hesitate again.
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Wheel of Soldier of Fortune @dotmatrixprinter.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I would buy tickets to a baby stroller derby
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