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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

To those who’ve been off work since 19th December: I regret to inform you the dream is over. Work is back. Your leisure has been discontinued. The out-of-office has expired. The smugness must end. Reality has a Teams invite just for you.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

One of my biggest worries is making new friends then going round for tea and discovering their house looks like this, and I’ll have to fake my own death to get out the friendship.

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Southampton City Council @southamptoncc.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

❗ Bin collection days are changing next week ❗ From Monday 5 January, waste and recycling collection days are changing for most households. Please check your new regular collection day on the online bin calendar so you don’t miss a collection: soton.cc/bincalendar

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Southampton City Council @southamptoncc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

1/5. October is Domestic Abuse Awareness Month. Domestic abuse isn’t just physical, it can be any threats, violence, controlling or coercive behaviour that takes place between family members, or between who people are, or have been, in a relationship.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Chloe Kelly kicked the ball harder than anyone in the Premier League last season. Just in case anyone still thinks the women’s game isn’t “as fast”. #Lionesses

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

MORNING. Today marks 20 years since Brian Harvey ran himself over after eating four tuna mayo jacket potatoes. NEVER FORGET.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

My fav Italian word is FRANCOBOLLI, meaning stamps.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Happy Easter from Tuscany ❤️

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

People say I often remind them of Harry Styles. It’s probably the t-shirt I sometimes wear saying ‘don’t forget about Harry Styles’.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Katy Perry says "you never know love until the day of a launch"... Katy Perry has a child, everyone. #BlueOrigin

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Sorting out our travel to Gatwick. And it may sound mental but we're just... paying for parking.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

The neighbour was arrested yesterday because he had a knife on him and before anyone says anything, yes I carry a knife also but that's in case there's ever cake.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Actual girl dinner at work

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

My beauty lady had a man come in for waxing. Unnecessarily, he stripped TOTALLY NUDE for treatment, then proceeded to PURPOSELY fart, and then LAUGH at his farts, to the point she was so uncomfortable she walked out and no longer treats men. Men, this is why we fucking hate you.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

OK let's do this. Oxford comma or no Oxford comma? Tell me.

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Southampton City Council @southamptoncc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

📣 From Monday, the Itchen Bridge toll charge will increase for non-Southampton residents 🪪 The toll charges will remain the same for Southampton residents with a SmartCities card ❌ For Southampton residents without a SmartCities card and non-Southampton residents, the tariffs will increase by 20p

Drone shot of bridge surrounded by buildings and industrial sites. Underneath the bridge is water. Image taken on a sunny day with clouds in the sky.

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Southampton City Council @southamptoncc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

🧹Spring cleaning this weekend? Remember, recycle your electricals! Check out RYEs' website and socials for tips and hints on how to get organised, how to donate or recycle and to find your nearest recycling point. 🌍 A win for you AND for the planet! www.recycleyourelectricals.org.uk?gad_source=1...

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Mine are Andrew Tate, Laurence Fox, Joey Barton and Donald Trump, and they'd all be dead.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Joe Wilkinson explains the RNLI and nobody is allowed to laugh. Best 2 mins of TV in a long while.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Neice and nephew have just gone up to put their pyjamas on and they're arguing James has come running down the stairs "LOUISE JUST CALLED ME A NATURAL DISASTER" and honestly I'm laughing so hard good one Lou.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

At customs in Amsterdam last year: Customs man: How long are you staying in the country for? Me: Just the night. Customs man: Reason for your visit? Me: Taylor Swift concert. Customs man looks at passport: Wow, there really is no age limit to Taylor Swift fans. LOL dude.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

this was my NYE. Don't ask.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Imagine being a Tudor and being shown this, it would blow your little doubleted black death mind.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Thanks to football, I now have the FIRST day to myself in weeks. Sounds boring but washing on, all sofa covers cleaned, new wax melts burning, Leo and Hanks on the telly, downloading new books, crumpets and nutella and mignonettes all to myself. I'm in heaven.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Me, all the 12 days of Christmas

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Feminist Separatist @feministseparatism.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Yes, All Men! If you're not actively part of the solution, you are part of the problem. For too long the responsibility of men's behaviour has been at the fault of women. Men need to take responsibility for themselves.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I look forward to this every year, despite knowing EE INSIDE OUT, this is a JOY to read. Get involved big time

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Ash @ashleyrich.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

70'000 That's everyman in a town. How are we supposed to feel safe.

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Sean | Drowned in Sound @drownedinsound.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Why are most men so silent on this? Especially influential men - musicians, sports stars, actors - with large followings.

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Was feeling fine then remembered that this week, during an emergency at work, I text my colleague Michael "here if you need anything tonight" re the work emergency, and actually I sent it to "Michael Dropped Kerb" the man who dropped my kerb this summer so that's my sleep ruined.

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flaminhaystack.bsky.social @flaminhaystack.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

How many men are autistic and aren't awful to women? Misogyny has nothing to do with autism and it is offensive to even claim that as an excuse Shout out to all the autistic people who are so lovely. 🙌

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Turns out "all men" isn't fucking far off. Time for you to stop yelling "not all men" at women and start to look in at yourselves, colleagues, team mates, drinking lads, friend, and start calling any misogyny. Time to stop being defensive and simply START STANDING WITH US.

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All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

"Has he been?" "Santa?" "No, the binman"

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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Reminder of how the rapists viewed Gisele Pelicot. Thank HER for the justice she's getting today. These men deserve to rot in jail, stinking in their own shame.

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