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@seagrapejelly.bsky.social
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Occasionally serious, sometimes random, frequently unruly, generally irreverent Barbenheimer fan.

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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Good morning, Happy V-Day and all that
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Morning gang. Think I’ll be following this advice
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hey, want to hear some impressive swearing?
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Good morning. It’s already Tuesday so, may as well go for it at this point
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yes of course I’m watching it anyway I can’t help myself 😖
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Teddy hid the boy’s shoe so he got sat on the chair of shame for a talking to. Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Got all the others but wtf is number 2 I feel stupid 😭
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Idk this seems completely plausible 🎶
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I woke Moo up unexpectedly when I got home this evening 😆
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just don’t make it into a drinking game or you’ll be a goner
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A bee discovered the hummingbird feeder yesterday. Now all the bees are completely wasted on syrup and the birds are pissed
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Where’s the lie?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office. Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
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ThatBitch @erikak.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Perfect night for sitting out with the moon and some tea
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’ve always wondered what savory jello is all about
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
These knuckleheads have a case of the Fridays
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The US Virgin Islands 🥰
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I try not to cross post here from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Welp 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Istg it must be about January 94th by now 😭
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Well it *is* Friday
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Morning. Almost the weekend, fam
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Morning! Preparing for 4 more years of this
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Who else wants to join me in playing the “will my kids still be Americans tomorrow” game? 🙄
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
When legislators don’t understand basic biology 🤦🏻‍♀️ #WeAreAllWomenNow
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Is it true that people in the US are having politicians auto-added as their FB friends?
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you’re in Indiana with kids, and are even thinking about leaving your marriage, act fast.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Morning!
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Morning. An appropriately analogous start to today
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Morning! Happy Sunday, I guess?
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Morning! Plans for the weekend?
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Gtf out of my office, Brad
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Deepwader @deepwader.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Our last tax year California sent $500 BILLION in tax revenue to the federal government. More than any other state; and got back less than $160 BILLION in services. Just saying.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Istg every second ad during the playoffs has been for boneless wings. When did this become a thing? They’re just nuggets, right? Are we supposed to be too cool to eat nugs now?
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Morning my lovelies
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I have this photo that I love that’s remained unframed for years because I can’t decide how to frame it and whether to remat. It’s tricky because the copper colour almost glows and I don’t want to damp that down. I know many of my clever friends are probably good at these decisions. Please help 😭
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Why does Blitz want grapes so desperately? *No she did not get any
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Morning! Back to work and school today, gang. Here’s a flyer for your boss from me
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good morning and Happy New Year to all. I hope you kicked 2024’s ass out the door or gave it a fond kiss farewell as appropriate. Onwards we go. One foot in front of the other.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Pretty good 2024 wind down this afternoon before heading out to tonight’s festivities.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Morning! Happy Sunday
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh alright then
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The boy and I escaped the house for a Boxing Day hike and a waterfall soak and we haven’t seen a single other person
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Aaaand Blitz is done. Merry Christmas, everyone 🥰
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Morning!
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
All right, who’s in charge of thos ride? I want to get off. www.iflscience.com/37-percent-o...
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37 Percent Of US Dog Owners Think Vaccines Will Give Their Dog Autism
Vaccine hesitancy has gone, quite literally, to the dogs.
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Finally done with my shopping 🌋
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Toast @seagrapejelly.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Morning! Happy Sunday
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