MF DONG @dong.social · 15hwhen i get hard or soft it sounds like a slide whistle going up or down 010
MF DONG @dong.social · 16htoo lazy to get a fork / picking up a hotdog out of the frying pan with my mouth, making lots of horrid sucking noises 000
MF DONG @dong.social · 16hI like to tilt my mouth at the ceiling, push the hotdog out with a great sudden exhalation, then catch it as it comes back down 041
MF DONG @dong.social · 07/10/2026i wnat to put wires on my dick. i want to ese what its feel like 010
Reposted by MF DONGProf. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You don’t get an award for beating your shit raw. But I’ve never been motivated by accolades 041
MF DONG @dong.social · 07/10/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/XilE8...youtube.comWhat is taking them so long?!YouTube video by Plan3 000
Reposted by MF DONGPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/09/2026One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus. paletteswap.site/dif... 025464
Reposted by MF DONG~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭 71183336
Reposted by MF DONGProf. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m told that I’ll be exploding between 11:00 to 11:59pm this evening 161
Reposted by MF DONGslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the mechanic offering me $5000 so he can keep shitting in my car 2424
Reposted by MF DONGdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fellas, is it hornt to fuck a couch? 24915
MF DONG @dong.social · 28/08/2026it just makes sense to me that you'd flop it out on your own balcony from time to time 000
Reposted by MF DONGglopnar 🦨 @glopnar.com · 07/08/2023hey dude hop on we're taking the gay queer faggot bus 6567132
Reposted by MF DONGProf. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The only way I can cum is if I count backwards from one thousand by sevens 111
Reposted by MF DONGMAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026some drawing advice that is very serious 101199584283
Reposted by MF DONGFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026they should make a robot that doesn’t look stupid 812326
Reposted by MF DONGkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There is a mental health crisis in this country 982610288
Reposted by MF DONGdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ever since the large hadron collider was shut down i noticed that i’ve been experiencing “urination” 1738
Reposted by MF DONGRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026is it too soon to do a crystalline entity cosplay 224325
Reposted by MF DONGponder @ponder.ooo · 23/08/2026the capital/lowercase distinction is primarily for doing ideological freak shit with how you write 1274
Reposted by MF DONGJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 23/08/2026Air Sex ~ With Anus Showing ~ Momo Hazuki 4647
Reposted by MF DONGSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Steven Cheung looks like a Far Side character. His briefcase is full of cow tools. 661677121
MF DONG @dong.social · 14/08/2026chatgpt should be curing dementia. instead it is helping you polish your 1,220-page renamon fanfic 010
Reposted by MF DONGProf. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Great I trusted ChatGPT and now my glory holes are all at the wrong height, getting a heck of a core workout though 1101
Reposted by MF DONGAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/08/2026DOJ: We want a clean clear order... JUDGE: I've already done that! Do you want me to issue another order saying "I really mean it this time"? 28/ 792062419
Reposted by MF DONGbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026going to the store to get my head chopped off 11634
Reposted by MF DONGemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 13/08/2026it's called :3 because the 3 is your butt cheeks and the colon leads to it 66912
Reposted by MF DONGAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Tell me you're a bigot who's unfamiliar with the work of Bugs Bunny without telling me you're a bigot who's unfamiliar with the work of Bugs Bunny 1032581
Reposted by MF DONGThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like… 91394165
Reposted by MF DONGWynonas Big Brown Boofer @ MFF ΘΔ @ed.dog · 13/08/2026when you get called a good girl 015217
Reposted by MF DONGELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 12/08/2026with a handful of strategically-placed bisexuals you could shut down blood donation services citywide 041
MF DONG @dong.social · 12/08/2026im looking at a snake with tits right now. it looks like it could really fuck a person up 000
Reposted by MF DONGmodula t. @modula-t.org · 12/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIsR...youtube.comWord around the office is...YouTube video by PissedOffAngryGamer2.0 111
Reposted by MF DONGSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm never disappointed by a famous person turning out to be a shit because I simply don't like anyone that much. 1242
