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MF DONG

@dong.social

449 followers 545 following 5.6K posts

common side effects include burping, shittin,g and cumming

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MF DONG @dong.social · 56m

your f-list has 100+ entries. that is a lot of entries. I'll have to have my logistics guy look at it

MF DONG @dong.social · 1h

Shitterton and Bell End are real place names in England

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Doing 🤙 at her after she climaxes

MF DONG @dong.social · 18h

when i get hard or soft it sounds like a slide whistle going up or down

MF DONG @dong.social · 18h

the most dignified instrument

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 21h

MF DONG @dong.social · 18h

(Lazlo from WWDITS voice) I want to drink blood and suck dick forever

MF DONG @dong.social · 19h

too lazy to get a fork / picking up a hotdog out of the frying pan with my mouth, making lots of horrid sucking noises

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MF DONG @dong.social · 19h

I like to tilt my mouth at the ceiling, push the hotdog out with a great sudden exhalation, then catch it as it comes back down

MF DONG @dong.social · 07/10/2026

i wnat to put wires on my dick. i want to ese what its feel like

MF DONG @dong.social · 07/10/2026

giant strokes are what you take jacking on the moon

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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You don’t get an award for beating your shit raw. But I’ve never been motivated by accolades

MF DONG @dong.social · 07/10/2026

www.youtube.com/shorts/XilE8...

What is taking them so long?!

YouTube video by Plan3

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/09/2026

One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus. paletteswap.site/dif...

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

MF DONG @dong.social · 12/09/2026

Congratulations

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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m told that I’ll be exploding between 11:00 to 11:59pm this evening

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the mechanic offering me $5000 so he can keep shitting in my car

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

get well soon everybody

MF DONG @dong.social · 28/08/2026

Oh hooray

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MF DONG @dong.social · 28/08/2026

my tip is hornt but my shaft is not

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Fellas, is it hornt to fuck a couch?

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𝐒𝐢𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫 @sidtheursid.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hornt today

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Unflattering levels of hornt.

MF DONG @dong.social · 28/08/2026

it just makes sense to me that you'd flop it out on your own balcony from time to time

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MF DONG @dong.social · 27/08/2026

at last

MF DONG @dong.social · 27/08/2026

it's sex positive for some people

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glopnar 🦨 @glopnar.com · 07/08/2023

hey dude hop on we're taking the gay queer faggot bus

MF DONG @dong.social · 27/08/2026

we must imagine Sisyphus gay & fully torqued

MF DONG @dong.social · 27/08/2026

Is The Stranger as incredibly dense as The Myth of Sisyphus?

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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The only way I can cum is if I count backwards from one thousand by sevens

MF DONG @dong.social · 26/08/2026

does that include 1000 or do you start at 993

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

he's actually an elder litch

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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

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MAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

some drawing advice that is very serious

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

what's the worst that could happen

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

they should make a robot that doesn’t look stupid

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

imagine having no internal source of self esteem, and the only way you can do anything about it is to visit as much suffering on other people as humanly possible. if you fail to do this, you will feel like you're being destroyed. that's who they are hiring.

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

oh no a bisexual image footer

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

There is a mental health crisis in this country

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This purple coloring concerns me especially with all the DEl hires at CD Red.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ever since the large hadron collider was shut down i noticed that i’ve been experiencing “urination”

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

why not

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MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

This system had no VRAM and had to rely on "beam racing" to draw everything. Each individual scanline had to be computed just-in-time to send it to the DAC, thence to the television. It is essentially a parametric rendering system.

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

Hakeem "Anodyne" Jeffries

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MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

Thank you!

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

is it too soon to do a crystalline entity cosplay

MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2026

For example, the sharp edges around the border that goes around the belly.

MF DONG @dong.social · 23/08/2026

How do you get such sharp definition? I have no idea how these things are made.

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hourly cumming @hourly-cumming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

densely cumming