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like Malcolm Mooney, smoke a haiku cigarette. your skeets drift skyward he/him

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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 14h
me and who. I'm choosing to use this quote to do my first ever "me and who" joke. thank you,
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 14h
...a creature that lives among humans, but stuffs its toes into its nostrils at night and flies by its ears into houses with pregnant women to suck their blood. Having fed on these women, the ma cà rồng then returns to its house and cleans itself by dipping its toes into barrels of sappanwood water.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i almost never post about politics but here is a very happy result from bc, the drug users' liberation front just won a big court case that will hopefully positively impact the whole country 👍👍
thetyee.ca
DULF Wins Constitutional Challenge, Judge Applauds Their Work | The Tyee
Compassion club co-founders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum will avoid prison and Canada told to update its drug laws.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey so fun fact, if you were to abbreviate laser the same way you abbreviate pfp, we'd have lalfctsultemirdat beams instead
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yet another photo of my living room. it's zoomed in on my window. across the street, there's a small black cat sitting in an apartment window looking out on the world. it was there the whole time
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another photo of my living room, slightly zoomed in
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
photo of my living room
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ooh this is the punchline to one of my favourite jokes: a barkeep walks into a stable, and the horse says, hey,
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my fave rapper is mf doom no cap
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(checking the alt text character limit for images on bluesky) ok so a picture's worth a thousand words, technically, can confirm, but they gotta be r e a l l y small
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(self-praising the group I'm in): 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦𝘬.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that fridge bonsai nonsense reminds me of the time i go over to my buddy's place and he has this super fancy fridge with double glass doors so you can see what's in it, and what's in it is about 200 bottles of corona and absolutely nothing else
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
next two images are two pages from thomas the obscure by maurice blanchot. text as follows.

THOMAS STAYED in his room to read. He was sitting with his hands joined over his brow, his thumbs pressing against his hairline, so deep in concentration that he did not make a move when anyone opened the door. Those who came in thought he as pretending to read, seeing the book was always open to the same page. He was reading. He was reading with unsurpassable meticulousness and attention. In relation to every symbol, he was in the position of the male praying mantis about to be devoured by the female. They looked at each other. The words, coming forth from the book which was taking on the power of life and death, exercised a gentle and peaceful attraction over the glance which played over them. Each of them, like a half-closed eye, admitted the excessively keen glance which in other circumstances it would not have tolerated. And so Thomas slipped toward these corridors, approaching them defenselessly until the moment he was perceived by the very quick of the word. Even this was not fearful, but rather an almost pleasant moment he would have wished to prolong. The reader contemplated this little spark of life joyfully, not doubting that he had awakened it. It was with pleasure that he saw himself in this eye looking at him. The pleasure in fact became very great. It became so great, so pitiless that he bore it with a sort of terror, and in the intolerable moment when he had stood forward without receiving from his interlocutor any sign of complicity, he perceived all the strangeness there was in being observed by a word as if by a living being, and not simply by one word, but by all the words there were in that word, by all those that went with it and in turn contained other words, like a procession of angels opening out into the infinite to the every eye of the absolute. Rather than withdraw from a text whose defenses were (continues next alt text)continued from previous alt text

so strong, he pitted all his strength in the will to seize it, obstinately refusing to withdraw his glance and still thinking himself a profound reader, even when the words were already taking hold of him beginning to read him. He was seized, kneaded by intelligible hands, bitten by a vital tooth; he entered with his living body into the anonymous shapes of words, giving his substance to them, establishing their relationships, offering his being to the word “be”. For hours he remained motionless, with, from time to time, the word “eye” in place of his eyes; he was inert, captivated and unveiled. And even later when, having abandoned himself and, contemplating his book, he recognized himself with disgust in the form of the text he was reading, he retained the thought that (while, perched upon his shoulders, the word He and the word I were beginning their carnage) there remained within his person which was already deprived of its senses obscure words, disembodied souls and angels of words, which were exploring him deeply.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for those of you wondering, der todd ist ein dandy
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i know, i know, all everybody's talking about today in the discourse is how they've never even heard of Maurice Blanchot's chart-topping 'ontological narrative,' and how this type of thing is a purely backwoods phenomenon prohibited from ever entering the halls of "true" culture... well, I'm a fan 👍
photo of two books on my coffee table, Thomas the obscure and aminadab by Maurice blanchot
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chris Onstad has a completely unique rhythm to his writing thatcha rarely find in the wild, but when Mr. Hood, at the beginning of KMD's album of the same name, says, "your mother likes to visit the old churches," i always imagine Lil Nephew saying that to Ray
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting your face frozen is sorta like a haptic funhouse mirror, i love the feeling so much. can't stop gently slapping the side of my face
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey baby you're neither beautiful nor ugly nor in between nor neither check it out i just invented a new pickup strategy, fourfold negging
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ahhh, so this is what felicien rops looks like. it makes perfect sense that this is what felicien rops looks like. knowing, now, that felicien rops looks like this, it would be hard to imagine felicien rops looking any other way
a black and white photograph of felicien rops, from around 1860. he's a young white french dude with a moustache and a brooding, sexy look. he's wearing a really cool looking corduroy blazer.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
screenshot of a post i was writing that's waaay over character limit. post reads as follows:

comparing comparing apples to oranges to comparing oranges to apples is like comparing apples to apples (or, like comparing oranges to oranges), which really begs the question whether comparing comparing apples to apples to comparing oranges to oranges is more like comparing apples to oranges (or, like comparing oranges to apples) or whether it's more like comparing apples to apples (or, like comparing oranges to oranges)
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@kenny-loggoff.bsky.social you ever hear of this author? was wondering what your thoughts were... to me, i wasn't exactly raised in a gas station, but i did come up around a lot of them, and it seems like ms dogsweat is somebody with a genuine passion for the gassed up lifestyle, don't get me wrong!
cover of a paperback called she smells like hot dogs by Paula dogsweat. one of those old school covers where like an illustration of a man holding a woman's shoulders is on the front, he's leaning over her neck and she's looking all rapturous. definitely some purple prose in this one
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok fellow nerds somebody must know this: sometimes, when i put my iPhone on the wireless charging dock, it doesn't charge. resetting the iPhone doesn't help, you have to unplug the dock itself and plug it back in. why? not important, I'm just curious, and can't figure it out
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
does anyone know where i can find some eclat? someone told me i should post with more of it but ive never even heard of it before and im not sure where to start
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(with polite interest and a gentle but sincere warmth, to my neighbour at a dinner party) a dentist, you say!—ahh, but is that so? and forgive my abominable medical knowledge, but please do remind me, was that the maintenance of teeth, or of nails?
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ive been really busy recently so i haven't been on here much, but i did see there was a bit of furore over the little numbers keeping track of posts i don't feel any particular way about them, but in honour of the whole 'skeet' theme, i propose we refer to them as jagination
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#POSitivity
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astro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a perfume with a high trigeminal load, like a minty or camphoraceous scent, can provoke micro-arousals and function as a weak oneirogen
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a lot of you seem uninterested in the definition of disinterested
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pro tip: you can spritz a small glob of perfume on your wrist right before bed and fall asleep coddled in incense oud sapparot smells like a pineapple fucking a leather swatch with suntan lotion as lubricant (laudatory) insomnia never smelled so delicious
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now watching Blood for Dracula (1977), aka Andy Warhol's Dracula eight minutes in and I'm sold this is fuckin hilarious
A beautiful Dracula sitting in a car looking simultaneously mournful and camp
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
show hasn't started yet but might be the best concert I've been to yet
I'm petting a really cute black lab
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the existence of bumf implies the existence of skeetf
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lmao I've been listening to the new czarface meets frankie pulitzer album on and off for the last few days and i finally just looked up who frankie is (it's tom hardy)
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that's my kind of track list
screenshot of the track list from discogs for the album the life of clutchy hopkins. there are twelve tracks, and each one is named a time length, but all of them are wrong. for example track one says three oh six, but it's actually three minutes eight seconds. track two says three oh two but it's actually three oh one. and so on.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
edge lord is slightly junior in rank to dudgeon master
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you have two wolves inside of you. you have the makings of a blueberry farmer
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
poured myself a beer just now using the same glass and nearly spit it out when i saw the googly eye. a beautiful silver lining for having shit memory is direct confirmation that your taste is self-consistent. like i laugh at my own jokes even when i forget they're mine 👍 i am such a beaut
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
holy shit this popped up in my feed and i was like howd i miss this? it's actually new! new can footage from 1971! wild (fuckin great version too, same set as paperhouse) good job internet, y'done well today ^_^ www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Gs...
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Can - Halleluhwah (1971)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
forgot to post last week, lookit what my neighbour whipped up for the front lobby in under 24hrs
small shrine to Dolly Parton in my front lobby, a nice picture of her that's somehow scans a little bit hagiography and some candles in front of it on the mantelpiece
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you can probably tell a lot about my lifestyle my the fact that i just spent thirty seconds trying to reason out why the fuck "binders" is the #1 search on Costco right now like thickening agents are a bit too niche to be that popular an item, surely
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
maybe if you tried having an age of the brains instead, it wouldn't be quite so collapsing, did you ever think of that
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pantry was sad, so here's today's condiments splurge:
bunch of shit on a kitchen table: duck fat, Greek coffee blend, eggplants in oil, okra in oil, hot ones garlic fresno hot sauce, kewpie mayo, edmond fallot basil Dijon, single origin Greek olive oil
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
b̶l̶u̶e̶s̶k̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶c̶h̶o̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ bluesky is a basinski loop
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine Echo, playing Russian Roulette with the reflection of Narcissus. the loaded chamber finally discharges on the latter, shattering the surface of the water and freeing him from himself; but the retort makes not a sound
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Echo, alone in her chambers, unable to speak because Narcissus is absent
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if I looked more like Errol Flynn, I could grow a pencil moustache and dress up as a pomegranate for Halloween
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
remember, there’s no ”I“ in dissociation
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
some people are absolutely torrid at managing their affairs
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oooo
rainbow over Vancouver from Granville Bridge. beautiful skyline, it's sunny and rainy at the same time, there's a double skyline
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i can never take good selfies of myself. only my friends ever take good selfies of me
my buddy took a shot of me at the beach at sunset, im just visible as a dark silhouette with a sunset behind me

I'm wearing a straw hat, kinda look like a scarecrow
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