cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 14hme and who. I'm choosing to use this quote to do my first ever "me and who" joke. thank you, 020
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 14h...a creature that lives among humans, but stuffs its toes into its nostrils at night and flies by its ears into houses with pregnant women to suck their blood. Having fed on these women, the ma cà rồng then returns to its house and cleans itself by dipping its toes into barrels of sappanwood water. 230
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i almost never post about politics but here is a very happy result from bc, the drug users' liberation front just won a big court case that will hopefully positively impact the whole country 👍👍thetyee.caDULF Wins Constitutional Challenge, Judge Applauds Their Work | The TyeeCompassion club co-founders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum will avoid prison and Canada told to update its drug laws. 070
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hey so fun fact, if you were to abbreviate laser the same way you abbreviate pfp, we'd have lalfctsultemirdat beams instead 031
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ooh this is the punchline to one of my favourite jokes: a barkeep walks into a stable, and the horse says, hey, 030
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(checking the alt text character limit for images on bluesky) ok so a picture's worth a thousand words, technically, can confirm, but they gotta be r e a l l y small 130
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026that fridge bonsai nonsense reminds me of the time i go over to my buddy's place and he has this super fancy fridge with double glass doors so you can see what's in it, and what's in it is about 200 bottles of corona and absolutely nothing else 190
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for those of you wondering, der todd ist ein dandy 040
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i know, i know, all everybody's talking about today in the discourse is how they've never even heard of Maurice Blanchot's chart-topping 'ontological narrative,' and how this type of thing is a purely backwoods phenomenon prohibited from ever entering the halls of "true" culture... well, I'm a fan 👍 081
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Chris Onstad has a completely unique rhythm to his writing thatcha rarely find in the wild, but when Mr. Hood, at the beginning of KMD's album of the same name, says, "your mother likes to visit the old churches," i always imagine Lil Nephew saying that to Ray 231
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting your face frozen is sorta like a haptic funhouse mirror, i love the feeling so much. can't stop gently slapping the side of my face 020
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hey baby you're neither beautiful nor ugly nor in between nor neither check it out i just invented a new pickup strategy, fourfold negging 041
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ahhh, so this is what felicien rops looks like. it makes perfect sense that this is what felicien rops looks like. knowing, now, that felicien rops looks like this, it would be hard to imagine felicien rops looking any other way 130
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@kenny-loggoff.bsky.social you ever hear of this author? was wondering what your thoughts were... to me, i wasn't exactly raised in a gas station, but i did come up around a lot of them, and it seems like ms dogsweat is somebody with a genuine passion for the gassed up lifestyle, don't get me wrong! 260
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ok fellow nerds somebody must know this: sometimes, when i put my iPhone on the wireless charging dock, it doesn't charge. resetting the iPhone doesn't help, you have to unplug the dock itself and plug it back in. why? not important, I'm just curious, and can't figure it out 130
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026does anyone know where i can find some eclat? someone told me i should post with more of it but ive never even heard of it before and im not sure where to start 000
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(with polite interest and a gentle but sincere warmth, to my neighbour at a dinner party) a dentist, you say!—ahh, but is that so? and forgive my abominable medical knowledge, but please do remind me, was that the maintenance of teeth, or of nails? 170
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ive been really busy recently so i haven't been on here much, but i did see there was a bit of furore over the little numbers keeping track of posts i don't feel any particular way about them, but in honour of the whole 'skeet' theme, i propose we refer to them as jagination 140
Reposted by cant of wormsastro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a perfume with a high trigeminal load, like a minty or camphoraceous scent, can provoke micro-arousals and function as a weak oneirogen 211
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a lot of you seem uninterested in the definition of disinterested 060
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026pro tip: you can spritz a small glob of perfume on your wrist right before bed and fall asleep coddled in incense oud sapparot smells like a pineapple fucking a leather swatch with suntan lotion as lubricant (laudatory) insomnia never smelled so delicious 140
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now watching Blood for Dracula (1977), aka Andy Warhol's Dracula eight minutes in and I'm sold this is fuckin hilarious 130
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026show hasn't started yet but might be the best concert I've been to yet 150
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the existence of bumf implies the existence of skeetf 010
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026lmao I've been listening to the new czarface meets frankie pulitzer album on and off for the last few days and i finally just looked up who frankie is (it's tom hardy) 110
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026edge lord is slightly junior in rank to dudgeon master 060
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you have two wolves inside of you. you have the makings of a blueberry farmer 060
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026poured myself a beer just now using the same glass and nearly spit it out when i saw the googly eye. a beautiful silver lining for having shit memory is direct confirmation that your taste is self-consistent. like i laugh at my own jokes even when i forget they're mine 👍 i am such a beaut 060
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026holy shit this popped up in my feed and i was like howd i miss this? it's actually new! new can footage from 1971! wild (fuckin great version too, same set as paperhouse) good job internet, y'done well today ^_^ www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Gs...youtube.comCan - Halleluhwah (1971)YouTube video by Beat-Club 030
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026forgot to post last week, lookit what my neighbour whipped up for the front lobby in under 24hrs 050
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026you can probably tell a lot about my lifestyle my the fact that i just spent thirty seconds trying to reason out why the fuck "binders" is the #1 search on Costco right now like thickening agents are a bit too niche to be that popular an item, surely 250
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026maybe if you tried having an age of the brains instead, it wouldn't be quite so collapsing, did you ever think of that 170
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026pantry was sad, so here's today's condiments splurge: 2110
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026b̶l̶u̶e̶s̶k̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶c̶h̶o̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ bluesky is a basinski loop 180
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026imagine Echo, playing Russian Roulette with the reflection of Narcissus. the loaded chamber finally discharges on the latter, shattering the surface of the water and freeing him from himself; but the retort makes not a sound 030
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Echo, alone in her chambers, unable to speak because Narcissus is absent 030
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if I looked more like Errol Flynn, I could grow a pencil moustache and dress up as a pomegranate for Halloween 160
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026some people are absolutely torrid at managing their affairs 050
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i can never take good selfies of myself. only my friends ever take good selfies of me 3160