Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 7hJerking off caveman style by hurling boulders at my genitals 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 8hI wish I was born 50 or 60 years later than I was so I could have a cool job like this 1100
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 8hDoctor doctor Give me the news I’ve got a bad case of Of lovin boobs 071
Reposted by Prof. Horny Robotfrielf @goblin.fans · 9hmy credit score is written in a dead language 2609
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 20hPretty sure I could handle six nights at Freddie’s 171
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 20hIt would’ve been funnier if Oppenheimer said “I am become gay, sucker of boners” 142
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 21hIf I had the spear of destiny that pierced the side of Christ I would try to use it responsibly but I would probably end up using it to take over a Peet’s or something after the barista was mean to me 010
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 21hPhantom monster pain: when you go to reach for your Monster and realize its not there, or even worse, it’s empty 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 21hWelcome to bluesky! You ‘ll by no doubt have noticed I very much run this shit 030
Reposted by Prof. Horny RobotDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 22hKill Patches the Hyena. 54014
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jerking off over (and at the end into) troubled water 060
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do androids jerk off robot boners if they can’t sleep 040
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s times like this I wish I could passionately French kiss my own navel 040
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Time to adjust my posting to be seasonally appropriate. Expect lots of posts about scary bukkakes and pumpkin spice cum 010
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nobody teaches you how to write a death threat in excrement on your enemies’ front doors. You just have to roll up your sleeves and get to work figuring it out 000
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sometimes I’m bad on purpose because I enjoy when my mistress throws my enrichment pellets at my face 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If they made dr Strangelove now the guy would hit the dab when he rides the bomb down 010
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyone wants to be in a ninja clan until they have to pay dues 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder if those humpback whale recordings people use to go to sleep are just hours of male whales screaming, “ I looooove whale pussy” 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My goal is to make human speech as efficient as possible to save time, which according to AI models will sound not dissimilar from the clicks and whistles of a dolphin 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like to think of self progress as a newer better version of myself bursting forth from my chest, leaving behind nothing but gore and viscera of my now dead inferior self that the new one incubated inside 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One day I will be rich enough to have many piñatas strung in all of my rooms ready to be demolished at a moment’s whim 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Snapping off a few of my fingers like dry twigs so newer stronger ones will replace them 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The lathe of heaven? You mean my pube and butt hair trimmer? 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m so rich I send all of my animals, mostly dogs and iguanas, to a Swiss boarding school 080
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love being a keeper of secret knowledge. I just hope nobody tickles it out of me. I just can’t stand being tickled 020
Reposted by Prof. Horny Robotdaisuki @famousrapgroup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026smart! id also bring a flash luigi aswell! 021
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mom just told me either my katana collection goes away or me and my katanas go away. Looks like me and my girls are sleeping at my Uncle Rick’s tonight 030
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wonder if any of those lumber jacks who wore the long John’s that only opened with that buttoned butt flap ever pulled their shit out of the butt flap and jerked it downwards style 010
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Many tsa agents are lonely and will let you bring a gun through security if you give them a hug or a lil wet kiss 010
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How dare you accuse me of being homophobic just because I invented a ray gun that turns people into homosexuals. I expose homophobia! A tolerant person wouldn’t care if they were suddenly the biggest gay on earth 020
Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sending my canary into the pussy before I enter to ensure its properly ventilated 180
