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Don Elfant

@donelfant.bsky.social
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If you can't handle me at my rootiness, you don't deserve me at my tootiness.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it
a fünfer brewing between Old Dominion and App State
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First they came for the reporters. We don’t know what happened after that
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
100% #BookSky
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Rep. Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
WE WILL STOP FASCISM. 🇺🇸
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So it turns out that negotiating extremely complex and sensitive geopolitical conflicts is somewhat different from yelling "you're fired" on a game show...
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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3CallFinagle @3callfinagle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Funko has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with a bunch of empty boxes.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's time to make billionaires more afraid.
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I like that when they score a goal the player starts immediately running and the rest of the team has to catch him. Like when you hurt yourself as a kid and bolt while mom trails you yelling “What happened? Show me!”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Feeling juvenated. Never felt like this before.
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robncypress.bsky.social @robncypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wins the internet.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Seems bad that there’s no good way to know if anything’s real anymore
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?" "Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money."
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026
It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight
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Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This perfectly illustrates the absurdity of Confederate statues.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 21/07/2025
One of my favorite pics in US history, I only saw it at the Civil Rights exhibit at the Nobel Museum in Stockholm. A freed slave, sitting outside a slave auctions house, with his own gun, reading a book.
picture of a black man, sitting in a chair, with a rifle beside him, reading a book.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 04/05/2026
This checks..
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
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racymind @racymind.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#Astros replacement players are like Spinal Tap drummers.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead. All of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you are stupid.
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can either disappoint you traditionally or we can develop a customized plan that fits your needs
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026
I’ll have what Hungary’s having.
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an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the 2026 Houston Astros
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We could have had the nice black lady who wanted to give loans so more people could start businesses but she had a funny laugh so LOL we're nuking Tehran
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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026
Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis
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