Reposted by Don ElfantHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it 1582168
Reposted by Don Elfantmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491814443
Reposted by Don ElfantVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692156710
Reposted by Don ElfantFan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First they came for the reporters. We don’t know what happened after that 061
Reposted by Don ElfantBerin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel 399208724813
Reposted by Don ElfantThe Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732522
Reposted by Don ElfantMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104551948
Reposted by Don ElfantBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40117973395
Reposted by Don ElfantMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her. 162080317
Reposted by Don ElfantDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon 13526165
Reposted by Don ElfantRep. Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social · 22/07/2026WE WILL STOP FASCISM. 🇺🇸 1241201503850
Reposted by Don Elfantthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So it turns out that negotiating extremely complex and sensitive geopolitical conflicts is somewhat different from yelling "you're fired" on a game show... 315323
Reposted by Don ElfantSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 844222183627
Reposted by Don Elfant3CallFinagle @3callfinagle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Funko has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with a bunch of empty boxes. 021
Reposted by Don ElfantTop 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's time to make billionaires more afraid. 012
Reposted by Don ElfantFan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I like that when they score a goal the player starts immediately running and the rest of the team has to catch him. Like when you hurt yourself as a kid and bolt while mom trails you yelling “What happened? Show me!” 051
Reposted by Don Elfantweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Feeling juvenated. Never felt like this before. 1525522
Reposted by Don Elfantrobncypress.bsky.social @robncypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Wins the internet. 012
Reposted by Don ElfantRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Seems bad that there’s no good way to know if anything’s real anymore 615623
Reposted by Don ElfantGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?" "Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money." 6970177
Reposted by Don ElfantKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight 2683712308
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This perfectly illustrates the absurdity of Confederate statues. 000
Reposted by Don ElfantDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane. 696193865234
Reposted by Don ElfantSnowden St. @snowden.st · 21/07/2025One of my favorite pics in US history, I only saw it at the Civil Rights exhibit at the Nobel Museum in Stockholm. A freed slave, sitting outside a slave auctions house, with his own gun, reading a book. 526464
Reposted by Don ElfantAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union. 621263686115
Reposted by Don Elfantdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping 685624750
Reposted by Don ElfantCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3462852510859
Reposted by Don ElfantD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch. 8814335011610
Reposted by Don Elfantracymind @racymind.bsky.social · 22/04/2026#Astros replacement players are like Spinal Tap drummers. 352
Reposted by Don ElfantSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I can either disappoint you traditionally or we can develop a customized plan that fits your needs 215243
Reposted by Don ElfantAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026I’ll have what Hungary’s having.media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . 373274664931
Reposted by Don ElfantCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the 2026 Houston Astros 3362
Reposted by Don ElfantAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There is no McTry. 368222033731
Reposted by Don ElfantSimon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here: 463231437588
Reposted by Don ElfantKamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/04/2026The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. 21704682911451
Reposted by Don ElfantThe Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026How it feels doing literally any task right now. 72145413319
Reposted by Don ElfantDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/04/2026We could have had the nice black lady who wanted to give loans so more people could start businesses but she had a funny laugh so LOL we're nuking Tehran 214216
Reposted by Don ElfantSwapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome. 4862391550
Reposted by Don ElfantKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried." 322080269
Reposted by Don ElfantJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you 4370511743
Reposted by Don ElfantRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 06/04/2026We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis 192355421