Reposted by Don ElfantHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it 1582168
Reposted by Don Elfantmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491814443
Reposted by Don ElfantVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692156710
Reposted by Don ElfantFan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First they came for the reporters. We don’t know what happened after that 061
Reposted by Don ElfantBerin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel 399208724813
Reposted by Don ElfantThe Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732522
Reposted by Don ElfantBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40117973395
Reposted by Don ElfantMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her. 162080317
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Only once (decades ago) -- Top Secret! I guess I was expecting Airplane!, but there is a fine line between stupid and clever. 110
Reposted by Don ElfantDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon 13526165
Reposted by Don ElfantRep. Jim McGovern @repmcgovern.bsky.social · 22/07/2026WE WILL STOP FASCISM. 🇺🇸 1241201503850
Reposted by Don Elfantthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So it turns out that negotiating extremely complex and sensitive geopolitical conflicts is somewhat different from yelling "you're fired" on a game show... 315323
Reposted by Don ElfantSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 844222183627
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If you feel different it's definitely burnout. We're all broken and that never changes. 000
Reposted by Don Elfant3CallFinagle @3callfinagle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Funko has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with a bunch of empty boxes. 021
Reposted by Don ElfantTop 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It's time to make billionaires more afraid. 012
Reposted by Don ElfantFan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I like that when they score a goal the player starts immediately running and the rest of the team has to catch him. Like when you hurt yourself as a kid and bolt while mom trails you yelling “What happened? Show me!” 051
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026static.klipy.comChefs Kiss JungkookALT: Chefs Kiss Jungkook 010
Reposted by Don Elfantweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Feeling juvenated. Never felt like this before. 1525522
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Paredes, like Vasquez, makes me happy, which got me wondering who your top 5 favorite Astros are from this year's squad. 110
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026static.klipy.comWill & Grace: Karen Walker's 'Funny Cause It's True'ALT: Will & Grace: Karen Walker's 'Funny Cause It's True' 010
Reposted by Don Elfantrobncypress.bsky.social @robncypress.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Wins the internet. 012
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 21/06/2026static.klipy.comGolden Girls: Sophia Petrillo Says "I'll Allow It"ALT: Golden Girls: Sophia Petrillo Says "I'll Allow It" 010
Reposted by Don ElfantRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Seems bad that there’s no good way to know if anything’s real anymore 615623
Reposted by Don ElfantGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"Grandpa, how did this happen and whatnot?" "Well Bobby, a drag queen read a storybook, so the only choice was to become a racist, fascist dictatorship and let seven wockaflockas take all the money." 6970177
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm inclined to agree until one realizes that most of them not only voted for trump but probably would do so again. 000
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Great to hear! Hope to get to meet you. Sorry ahead of time for the oppressive heat. 110
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Here's two more right here:static.klipy.comNot Bad Huh - Clue with Martin MullALT: Not Bad Huh - Clue with Martin Mull 000
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Is there an Underrated/Underappreciated Hall of Fame? 100
Reposted by Don ElfantKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight 2683712308
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This perfectly illustrates the absurdity of Confederate statues. 000
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's called Adulting and I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!!! 000
Don Elfant @donelfant.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My takeaway from your takeaways is that you used 'myriad' correctly. And I thank you! 000
Reposted by Don ElfantDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane. 696193865234
