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I watch the Astros and I know things. Y’all means all

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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 3h
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Albert Pujols Hits Home Run for Cardinals
ALT: Albert Pujols Hits Home Run for Cardinals
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 3h
Lanterns was boring. Backrooms sucked. Neagley was a poor ripoff of Reacher. Slow Horses is still good. So there’s that
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 6h
Those matte black Panthers helmets are ^nice^
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 6h
I’m gonna catch one of those Liberty Biberties and cook it and eat it
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 7h
The human ankle is not designed to point that way
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 8h
I really thought I was the only one who knew of this song and loved it
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 10h
There’s a chance that Amen’s shot regresses, KD, FVV, and Adams wear down over the season, and this is around the part of a big white center’s career where his feet start giving him problems. Go Rockets
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 10h
It’s not a very good time to be a Houston sports fan, but tonight is the season premiere of CBS’ hit show Tracker, 9/8 central on your local affiliate
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 11h
If you can’t beat ‘em, cheat ‘em
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 11h
What does Frank Ross do, exactly? Tell Noel to run fast?
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 11h
I’ll love JD until they spread my ashes in the Gulf of America
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 12h
Can’t be altogether mad at that half but 7 penalties is rough
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 12h
Both of my football teams are very undisciplined. Love it
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 13h
Destroyed my kitchen but got it done before kickoff. ($5) #BallingOnABudget
Yard bird
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The crowd is singing Don’t Stop Believing at the Idaho Vandals game. How can you not be romantic about college football?
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can’t survive just on treats, B. I say as my dog refuses to eat her food and is standing by the treat bag staring at me menacingly
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know you’re way too far into politics when your brother is showing you his new car with all the touch screens and you exclaim “It’s all computer!”
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watson v Rodgers Brett Favre is watching from a new volleyball gym with a tear in his eye
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen to that crowd. Man I miss that shit
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet my neighbor thinks I’m holding someone captive in here the way I’m loudly dog-cussing this team
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rust Cohle Crying in True Detective Ending
ALT: Rust Cohle Crying in True Detective Ending
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THIS MIGHT BE THE SPARK THAT…ah fuck it
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need a camera shot of the owner’s suite. I want to see Jim watching a half empty stadium boo him and his whole organization in an elimination game
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This roster is a goddamn joke. The AL West should go directly to hell for letting us in the playoffs
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kroger is selling 5 pounds of chicken legs for $5 if you’re into that sort of thing. (I wanted bone-in skin-on thighs to BBQ but they were twice as expensive)
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope I’m never caught on a national broadcast of a MLB postseason game where I’ve loosened my belt to zip my dick up in the dugout
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t apologize for America. We want big, beautiful trucks that run on big, beautiful diesel. Let the godless commies try to harness the pagan sun. Jesus gives us oil
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Yankees fan looks like they spit on homeless people for fun
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*me looking at my chihuahua* Do something
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He hasn’t been carded for alcohol since the 8th grade
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t care one way or another about the Sox but after that ho ass challenge they can all get trapped in a burning Tesla
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@booksandbows.bsky.social oh no x.com/copiercollin...
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Collin (@CopierCollin) on X
When you’re the closer in high leverage situations but there’s not gonna be a high leverage situation
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s so quiet in there you could hear a bug fart
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brother got tickets for tomorrow in the Crawford Boxes and they were less than $90. Don’t know if that’s good or bad
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All apologies to Czech Grandma but today it’s fuck the Pope
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well Jim will get the gate from 2 more home games. Happy for him
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re 4-0 in the postseason when I cook while watching so let’s make a metric shit ton of taco soup
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We might’ve finally broke Blubaugh
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This matters 0%. Classify it all you want, as long as it remains illegal on the books the cops are gonna continue to charge and arrest people for it
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Houston sports fans love bitching about early start times in the playoffs and it’s a legitimate gripe, but we completely deserve it this year
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week, 3 NFL QBs threw a pass out of bounds with the game on the line. Wtf is going on?
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you lose to Case Keenum in the year of our lord 2026 you should be fired on the way to the airport
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How much could a 1 year retirement tour cost, Jim? 10 dollars?
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tender Turkey Leg Meat Falling Off The Bone
ALT: Tender Turkey Leg Meat Falling Off The Bone
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
L-R Adam Silver Halloween Costume Hunger Games villain Peaky Blinders extra
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda happy I outgrew Jackass. Never cared for the gross stuff but thought the stunts were cool. The new movie sucks except for one specific prank that had me howl-laughing
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You never call an alligator a big mouth until you’re safely on the other bank
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s more people here now (esp sports), so the interactions are better but functionality has plummeted. Clunky, slow, formatting errors, refreshing for no reason, having to triple tap a command. It’s really bad
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Fan @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All storms should be named after rich people sports: Hurricane Lacrosse Tropical Storm Golf Typhoon Jai Alai Winter Storm Horse Dancing
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