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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How unpopular are data centers? People won't even take a cash bribe to put one in their town. www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
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Data center developer offers $10,000 checks to 4,500 households if the 1,300-acre facility is approved — locals push back over noise and 'bribe' concerns
Report says that many residents are rejecting the offer due to fears of noise, falling property values, and mistrust.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 28/09/2026
💉 Where can you find accurate information on vaccines❓ ✅ American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP): downloads.aap.org/AAP/PDF/AAP-... ✅ Medical societies: cmss.org/programs-and... ✅ CIDRAP for in-depth evidence review: vaxintegrity.cidrap.umn.edu/evidence-rev...
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandt Snedeker can eat a bag of dicks. He just dedicated the Presidents Cup trophy to Trump. 🤮
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A social media post by Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) displaying a historical black-and-white photograph of people riding a small open-air electric train in a tunnel with the text "U.S. Senate subway, about 1915:", paired with a reply from Alex Palombo (@AlexPalombo) reading: "Even crazier, 4 of those guys are still in the Senate today".
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SMH
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IF EVERYTHING IS - STILL BIDEN'S FAULT, THEN TRUMP IS ADMITTING HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF CHANGING ANYTHING.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEVER FORGET
-It wasn't the trillions added to the National Debt
-It wasn't the billions spent bombing 8 countries
-It wasn't the millions who lost Medicaid & SNAP
-It wasn't the thousands killed in the War on Iran
-It wasn't the hundreds killed in the Caribbean
-It wasn't the building of Concentration Camps
-It wasn't the decimation of their Civil rights
-It wasn't the protection of pedophiles
It was a $2/gallon increase
KEEP MAJO
on gas that finally broke them
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jill Stein is back. There must be a consequential election she needs to wreck.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Theodore Roosevelt, a Republican, in The Kansas City Star, May 1918.
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
KANSAS CITY STAR, MAY 7, 1918.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, Zuckerberg and his wife both suck! timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/mar...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
Priscilla Chan's school project closed after 10 years and $125 million in funding, her organisation then committed another $10 million to support the surrounding community - The Times of India
The Times of India brings the Latest & Top Breaking News on Politics and Current Affairs in India & around the World, Cricket, Sports, Business, Bollywood News and Entertainment, Science, Technology, ...
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've nearly reached Thunderdome in this dystopian timeline. #gasprices
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somehow, I just can't muster up enough energy to give a f*ck about these people's [checks notes] beachfront homes. #DanaPoint #California wapo.st/4hfvDT1
wapo.st
Fight intensifies over the fate of homes falling into the sea
California homeowners are building a costly rock wall to hold back the ocean, escalating a battle over private property and what to do about years-long beach erosion amid storm damage and higher tides...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
simpsons guy hitting a kid in the head with a maga hat on saying 'thanks you f-ckin moron'  (in the back is a gas sign with really high prices)
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somehow, I just can't muster up enough energy to give a f*ck about these people's [checks notes] beachfront homes. #DanaPoint #California wapo.st/4hfvDT1
wapo.st
Fight intensifies over the fate of homes falling into the sea
California homeowners are building a costly rock wall to hold back the ocean, escalating a battle over private property and what to do about years-long beach erosion amid storm damage and higher tides...
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've nearly reached Thunderdome in this dystopian timeline. #gasprices
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're fucked!
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The US House of Representatives reported for work only 72 days in 2026. This is the laziest, most expensive, cowardly, and least effective Congress ever to pretend to serve in our nation's history. November 3rd can't come soon enough. #DoNothingCongress
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's take a moment to thank @mayorbowser.dc.gov for her leadership & courage to give nearly one billion of DC's taxpayer dollars to 2 billionaire owners of sports teams. Without them, we couldn't forget all the social services that were sacrificed so sports could be worshipped. @730dc.bsky.social
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else just sick to death of everything sucking so bad?
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@wmata.com really phoning it in today. 🖕🏻
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
EVANGELICALS
Yesterday
Today
IMMORAL!
ADULTERER!
DEPRAVED:
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Proof that evil never dies. #MitchMcConnell www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...
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Mitch McConnell Returns to Senate After Three Month Absence (Gift Article)
Senator Mitch McConnell, the 84-year-old Kentucky Republican and former leader, had been absent for more than 13 weeks after a health incident, fueling questions about his ability to continue serving.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where's Mitch McConnell? The taxpayers would like to know.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to late-stage capitalism: Sports Edition You want to go to a game? That'll cost you $500 for the nose bleed seats. You want to watch your favorite team? Good luck finding streamer, then you can suffer through hours of commercials for products you don't need and can't afford.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't wait for Arch Manning's mediocre NFL career.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fifteen times Trump promised you a check. Zero arrived. Then the Supreme Court struck down his tariffs in February, and about $100 billion went back to importers, not to you. Now he is promising $5,000. Find your local Democratic Party or a Democratic Candidate and volunteer. #election2026
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to late-stage capitalism: Sports Edition You want to go to a game? That'll cost you $500 for the nose bleed seats. You want to watch your favorite team? Good luck finding streamer, then you can suffer through hours of commercials for products you don't need and can't afford.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh hey look, another Trump LIE everyone knew was a LIE is confirmed to be a LIE. (But not before he tried to destroy a man’s life over it 🤷🏼)
nytimes.com
Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spotted: Mitch McConnell's office preparing for his "return."
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😂
CBS News @CBSNews
President Trump on Wednesday promised that if Republicans win the House and Senate during the midterm elections, he will pay a $5,000 "dividend" to "every adult citizen in the United States of America."
Ted Lieu & @tedlieu
If Democrats flip the House and Senate everyone will get a $10,000 dividend, and a pony, and free ice cream for life.
(Folks can also choose free yogurt for life, because we're Democrats after all).
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'm asking you to pretend I'm on the ballot."
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From Eisenhower in 1953 to Biden in 2025, Republicans held the White House for 40 years and Democrats for 32. Government data shows the economy did better under Democrats on every measure: jobs, growth, factory work, and even the stock market.
72 YEARS OF THE UNITED STATES ECONOMY DEMOCRATS BEAT REPUBLICANS
On all 11 measures. Completed presidencies, Eisenhower through Biden.

DEMOCRATS
384 months in office
REPUBLICANS
480 months in office
Jobs added per month
197,800
67,000
Total jobs added
76.0 million
32.2 million
Factory jobs added
+5.0 million
-8.4 million
Unemployment rate change
Average per presidency
-2.4 points
+2.2 points
Economic growth per year
After inflation
3.6%
2.5%
Economic output per person
Growth per year, after inflation
2.5%
1.3%
Industrial output
Growth per year
3.6%
1.3%
Consumer spending per person
Growth per year, after inflation
2.5%
1.8%
Corporate profits
Growth per year
7.9%
6.4%
Recessions that began
1
10
Stock market return per year
S&P 500 with dividends
13.8%
8.9%
Presidents do not control the economy alone. Economists Alan Blinder and Mark
Watson found the gap is real but mostly due to forces outside a president's control.
Sources: Bureau of Labor Statistics, Bureau of Economic Analysis, Federal Reserve, National Bureau of Economic Research, and Robert Shiller stock data, through the Federal Reserve Economic Data site.
Each term runs January to January. Growth rates are per year.
Laguna Beach Democratic Club
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You ruined everything, Ronnie. If I believed in it, I would hope you're rotting in hell. Sound on for full enjoyment. #Reagan
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hunter Biden: the GOP is run by a bunch of angry closeted men. GOP: Lies!!! Midterm Convention:
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Donald Trump receiving his medal on Yavin 4 shortly after the destruction of the first Death Star.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Donald Trump receiving his medal on Yavin 4 shortly after the destruction of the first Death Star.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Iran is back to trolling him again.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Siri, show me a textbook example of waste, fraud, and abuse. And Nazis. #SpaceForce www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
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Trump unveils Space Force uniform inspired by Nazi-aesthetic film
Director Paul Verhoeven said his 1997 Starship Troopers was about ‘fascists who aren’t aware of their fascism’
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Senator Roger Marshall, who spends more time in Florida than in his home state of Kansas, hates the commoners.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remembering Frances Perkins this Labor Day.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Five more people died in that Amazon plane crash in Miami. That makes at LEAST 61 fatal plane crashes under Sean Duffy’s watch. For context, there were ZERO under @petebuttigieg.bsky.social. But hey, at least he’s spending the time to film a reality tv show on taxpayer dollars.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remembering Frances Perkins this Labor Day.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump : we own the moon People: you can’t have the moon Trump : why People :
youtu.be
We Like The Moon
YouTube video by Rathergood
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck Buc-ee's. share.google/qgmcyzGSCfvS...
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Buc-ee’s says it will prioritize ‘conservative, business-friendly’ states amid pushback over logo lawsuits
Gas station and travel center chain Buc-ee’s said it will seek out “conservative, business friendly” states for new locations after receiving pushback over its decision to go after small busi…
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You ruined everything, Ronnie. If I believed in it, I would hope you're rotting in hell. Sound on for full enjoyment. #Reagan
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Face Eating Leopard Eats All Faces with Joy Ann Reid MAGA influencers and Trump voters are now being punished and ridiculed by the very same fascist, anti-immigrant forces that they helped bring into power. Whoopsie! thelefthook.substack.com/p/the-face-e...
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why doesn't the left talk about police unions the way the right talks about teacher's unions? Teachers don't get insane amounts of overtime!
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