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drew

@dogballs.info
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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.

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drew @dogballs.info · 01/10/2026
It does feel very italian
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drew @dogballs.info · 01/10/2026
Being gay isn’t a choice it is an achievement. An endeavor. Would that we all loved ourselves enough to open ourselves to a prismatic horizon of fuckin and, for others, suckin
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drew @dogballs.info · 27/09/2026
the dumbest and richest guys basically drew themselves a scary picture and were like "wow scary" and yet somehow they are being taken seriously
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drew @dogballs.info · 22/09/2026
Watching the american elite become more and more afraid as consensus reality once again moves on as it has and will forever, it brings me peace
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is that "I LOVE trans people. I just grew up on Harry Potter, ya know?" guy.
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/09/2026
Katseye is more of a human trafficking operation than a musical group at this point
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.
the image is kid rock in a beige fur coatthe image is macklemore in a beige fur coat
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drew @dogballs.info · 15/09/2026
I hated it so much. It’s an approximation of comedy
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/09/2026
ai is dogballs and i am giving you the info
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/09/2026
AI is both good and possibly could kill us all? And who said this? A handful of the richest most divorced men on the planet? One of them is a ketamine addict whose greatest desire is to be funny online? Yeah these sound like guys who know what intelligence is
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/09/2026
"Agentic AI will-" no it won't because it's not agentic (in that it has no "agency") and because it's not really AI. Actual AI would need to have cognition, but we don't know enough about how that works in human beings to make an artificial version
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drew @dogballs.info · 14/09/2026
AI is bad because getting it to accomplish a task correctly requires you to be fact-checking it every step of the way, not because it will become sentient and kill us all. LLM's are "good" at one thing, which is turning sentences into math, and so far no one has been able to make that profitable
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drew @dogballs.info · 12/09/2026
there's only one gender and it's gas prices
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drew @dogballs.info · 11/09/2026
Uh oh, been talking too long. Better talk about that to get ahead of it
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drew @dogballs.info · 10/09/2026
Already incredibly satisfied with my subscription to the ScrollCenter on Screen Time patreon
A screen capture taken from an episode of scroll center, a semi satirical social media commentary and analysis show. The host stands next to a large flatscreen monitor that shows a frame from a live stream of clavicular, and the lower third reads “did he get rubbed or jerked?”
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drew @dogballs.info · 10/09/2026
Gonna need to see this Harry Du Bois
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/09/2026
Boy did that guy know skulls
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/09/2026
Oh so the waymos cant handle rain. Pathetic. Another win for humanity
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Random Stranger @randomstranger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
After that line I couldn't resist making this:
A Mr. Beast thumbnail for a video titled "You Won't BELIEVE What I Did 35 Minutes Ago!" To the left of his smiling face is a guy reading a comic at a news stand, on the right are dead people in bloody streets.

If you know the reference, you get it.
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drew @dogballs.info · 04/09/2026
I dunno I think he’s funny, and he’s pretty emotionally intelligent. The Twisted Tea thing on his podcast is a good bit. Success isn’t a zero sum game. Have you tried at all recently
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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drew @dogballs.info · 29/08/2026
Oh no did you forget about the long term during your pursuit of short term profit
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drew @dogballs.info · 25/08/2026
Sister you are glowing
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drew @dogballs.info · 25/08/2026
*porn critic* the film really captures the essence of getting your hog bongled
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/08/2026
oh it cant okay
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drew @dogballs.info · 21/08/2026
how can an ai have agency without a sense of self
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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drew @dogballs.info · 15/08/2026
Not anymore sorry again
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drew @dogballs.info · 15/08/2026
This didn’t happen in a vacuum. It happened to the vacuum. I am sorry about your vacuum
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drew @dogballs.info · 09/08/2026
Unfair is specifically chosen to appeal to a specific demographic that is too wealthy to grasp morals, the demographic with power. The ratio is an illusion and this man’s attention is not on us here
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My favorite website is owned and operated by a Nazi for Nazis. Like the point of the website is to advance the cause of Nazis. Oh also it makes child porn. Yeah the website creates child porn. It's normal though. It's fine. Yeah yeah I do all my official job stuff on there
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drew @dogballs.info · 07/08/2026
Surely not EVERYthing I'm accusing you of being is a projection
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Facebook is a 1.6 trillion dollar company prized for its ability to serve targeted advertising, like this ad for the official gold chain of Michael B Jordan, which I have been shown (conservative estimate) 4000 times this month, literally every time I open the app, sometimes twice
A shirtless but somehow still business casual Michael B Jordan wears Curb Chain Gold Necklaces according to the ubiquitous Facebook ad from David Yurman, which I take to be some kind of gold necklace manufacturer
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drew @dogballs.info · 06/08/2026
Be weird as fuck who are you being normal for
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drew @dogballs.info · 03/08/2026
okay new idea: Lime Quik. You put it in milk and everyone in the room asphyxiates. Is this anything
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drew @dogballs.info · 01/08/2026
To be fair I have jorked it to asmr on youtube they got me dead to rights
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drew @dogballs.info · 01/08/2026
I unsubscribed from NYT the minute they got rid of the porn
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drew @dogballs.info · 31/07/2026
AI makes sense as a natural extension of religion in that it keeps men from having to own their choices
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine if two out of every three people hated the very thought of you. And on top of that, you had to have someone carry a diaper bag for you everywhere you went. You’d bomb Iran too, wouldn’t you
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drew @dogballs.info · 30/07/2026
If anything this makes me want to kgb even harder
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drew @dogballs.info · 30/07/2026
I used to fucking love computer programs if they said surprise we have a new computer program that kinda generates text in a conversational tone I would be thrilled to pay for it and then forget i bought it
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drew @dogballs.info · 30/07/2026
Stop calling it ai just call it computer programs again. You’d be telling the truth and not just slapping a name everyone hates now onto the thing
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex says "man, the world is such an unjust place." She gets to work constructing a weird little guy and says "I'm fabricating a fucked up little sculpture to express my feelings..." Another woman passes by and says "hey, that's cool. You wanna join me volunteering at the food bank?" Alex says "Pass. I'm really exhausted from making the sculpture."
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
you have to stay alive bc if u kill urself now u might miss the magical night you share with your friends singing shitty karaoke together where midway through an off-key rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" you realize the years of suffering you endure can never extinguish the beauty of living
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drew @dogballs.info · 29/07/2026
What does synchrony have to do with spider man what does it do why are those two forty year olds bringing up paris how is the adult son watching a movie that is not out on a television
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drew @dogballs.info · 28/07/2026
I can’t believe he would Douthat
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