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drew

@dogballs.info

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writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.

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drew @dogballs.info · 10/09/2026

Already incredibly satisfied with my subscription to the ScrollCenter on Screen Time patreon

A screen capture taken from an episode of scroll center, a semi satirical social media commentary and analysis show. The host stands next to a large flatscreen monitor that shows a frame from a live stream of clavicular, and the lower third reads “did he get rubbed or jerked?”

drew @dogballs.info · 22/07/2026

A meme captured from a forum post featuring a picture of Hitler, shaking hands with Himmler. The caption reads:

“>Evil dictator is named Hitler
>Second in command is named Himmler
Who wrote this shit”

000

drew @dogballs.info · 14/06/2026

Live spurs game footage

An image of the Xenomorph/human hybrid - played by Romanian basketballer and actor Robert Bobroczkyi - menacing a human half its size, taken from the movie Alien: Romulus

drew @dogballs.info · 23/05/2026

Borg Porn

A fake image of the underside of the U.S.S. VOYAGER from the television series of the same name, styled like an episode title card that reads: “BORG PORN”

drew @dogballs.info · 12/03/2026

A screen capture taken from the show Malcolm in the Middle.

In this image, Hal, played by Brian Cranston, reads the newspaper shirtless by the kitchen table as his wife Lois, played by Jane Kaczmarek, shaves his hairy back.

drew @dogballs.info · 18/02/2026

Everything is The Sneetches

drew @dogballs.info · 26/01/2026

Ahem

A screen capture of a 2017 post from 4Chan were the author makes the argument that the Harry Potter series “very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle.”

The author posits that “ Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient, magical creatures, the absurd charade the wizard world puts up to enforce their own self segregation, an observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only racism against half bloods)… in the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort and Harry and friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo”

drew @dogballs.info · 20/12/2025

Dr Oz in urology

An image of “the price master“, a figure who was encountered at a yard sale, he is standing on a stage, wearing red hammer pants, a zip up white jacket and a red hood with a gold mask. In the video of this man, a woman walks into the yard sale and asks how much something costs. She has then directed to the price master who dramatically deems the item she is holding as being worth thousands of dollars.

drew @dogballs.info · 18/12/2025

An image of Super Mario’s “King Bob-Omb” drawn as a two-dimensional cartoon, cheering. The word “RATIO” is printed beneath him.

drew @dogballs.info · 12/12/2025

Brother they already brought Disney characters to Sora

An image taken from the video game Kingdom Hearts depicting (from left to right) Donald, Sora, and Goofy, all staring past the upper left-hand side of the frame at a point in the distance. Kingdom Hearts is a video game franchise born of a collaboration between The Walt Disney Company and Square Enix, the former a purveyor of instantly-iconic children's entertainment, the latter a video game developer and publisher best known for their long-running "Final Fantasy" series.

Personally I never played the game that much because I wasn't a Playstation boy. I was only ever into the games for Zelda. Mario, kind of, but if I'm being honest I feel more connected to the Zelda games.

drew @dogballs.info · 17/10/2025

A screencapture of the word “hyperbole” and its definition.

It reads:

hy•per•bo•le

Noun

Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally

drew @dogballs.info · 28/08/2025

LIVE Kenneth Cole Reaction

drew @dogballs.info · 24/08/2025

A picture of The Master Debater, a ponytailed-man wearing a bluetooth earpiece and a leather jacket over a forest-green t shirt.

The Debater was notable for his viral appearance in a “debate me”-style TikTok series. In the video, the interviewer asks Debater if he would rather have lgbtq+ rights or a successful economy. Debater responds: “I refuse the question.”

The Master Debater, demonstrating further wisdom, has not appeared in the contentsphere since - outside of the long viral life of his first and only clip.

drew @dogballs.info · 14/08/2025

my humble attempt

drew @dogballs.info · 23/07/2025

A picture of Scott Templeton, a character from The Wire who is a journalist that fabricates pull quotes

drew @dogballs.info · 13/07/2025

This script you have about the man in the yard? Love it. But imagine for a moment,

A clip from the Woman In The Yard wikipedia page beneath the “production” heading that reads:

“The film's screenplay was first written in 2020 by first-time screenwriter Sam Stefanak as The Man in the Yard. It went on to appear in that year's edition of the annual "Black List" of most-liked unproduced screenplays”

drew @dogballs.info · 13/07/2025

Me when there’s a woman in the yard

drew @dogballs.info · 11/07/2025

HOW DEI MAKES JACKING OFF TAKE LONGER

drew @dogballs.info · 23/06/2025

There is so much beauty in the world

A screenshot of a notification from the citizen app notifying the presence of “five shirtless men fighting” less than a mile from their current location

drew @dogballs.info · 16/06/2025

The seduction subreddit is an incredible place

A screenshot taken from Reddit. Specifically, it is a screenshot of a Reddit thread posted in 2024 titled “how do I attract in seduce MILFs as a jacked 18-year-old“, with the body of the first post reading “it’s my dream and I’ve been trying for months and I can’t find any at all”

drew @dogballs.info · 20/04/2025

*tapping the sign*

A post from an imageboard.

The text reads (truncated for alt text)

It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle.

Harry lives in a world drought with conflict and injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures, the absurd charade the wizarding world puts up to enforce their own self-segregation, a corrupted and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism, and so on. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only against half-bloods). In fact, when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she's treated as some kind of scold. For opposing chattel slavery.

In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort and Harry and friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo. Harry’s dream is to join the aurors, a sort of wizard FBI and the ultimate defenders of the status quo. Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the big instigators of change and Harry never quite gets to Voldy's level. Harry doesn't even beat him, Voldemort accidentally kills himself because he violated an obscure technicality that causes one of his spells to bounce back at him.

And this is the struggle of liberals, they live in a world fraught with conflict, but aren't particularly bothered by any of it except the threat to multicultural pluralism. They see change, and the force behind it, as a wholly negative phenomenon. Even then, they can only act within the legal and ideological framework of their society.

So, for instance, instead of organizing insurrectionary and disruptive activity against Trump and the far-right, all they can do is bang their drum about what a racist bigot he is and hope they can catch him violating some technicality that will allow them to have him impeached or at least destroy his political clout.

it will never work, but that's the limit of liberalism just as it was the limit of Harry Potter.

drew @dogballs.info · 08/04/2025

I think Adobe products are useful and good

A screenshot of “Freedom Of Speech”, a painting by Norman Rockwell that is used as an exploitable image macro in memes to signify announcing a controversial yet humorous opinion under the guise of exercising one's freedom of speech in the United States.

The image depicts a man standing among a crowd of other men who are seated. The standing man’s mouth is open as if he is speaking, while the men beside him look at him.

drew @dogballs.info · 07/04/2025

King Bob-Omb from Mario 64 cheering over the word “RATIO”

drew @dogballs.info · 23/03/2025

Wild that the border czar is literally the dumb criminal from looney tunes

An image of the character “Mugsy” - a bald, imposing, dim-witted henchman of the physically smaller but more volatile “Bugsy” - from the Looney Tunes short “Mugsy and Bugsy”.

A picture of Tom Holman - a bald, dim-witted henchman of Donald Trump - current “Border Czar” ostensibly behind the extrajudicial renditions of migrants to Guantanamo and El Salvador, and an architect of Trump’s 2018 migrant family separation policy

drew @dogballs.info · 19/03/2025

A photo of Jessica Lange saying “there’s not going to be a 2026/2028 election you stupid slut.”

(Below description courtesy of Know Your Meme):

This is a variation of a meme based on a scene in American Horror Story in which actress Jessica Lange, playing Constance Langdon, says to Frances Conroy, playing Moira O'Hara, "There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut," after O'Hara, a ghost, expresses concerns that her body will be found buried in the backyard.

The scene appears in American Horror Story season one, episode seven, which aired in 2011. It became the subject of memes as early as 2014, including use as a reaction image and recaption meme in which "swimming pool" is replaced with something else.

drew @dogballs.info · 12/02/2025

Surprised they ended up dialing this slogan back

An image taken from a 90's-era Butterfinger television ad. The ad has been altered, with its catchphrase "nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger" being replaced with "get away from my treat or i will kill myself"

drew @dogballs.info · 08/02/2025

hell yeah Hannah Einbinder is a real one

drew @dogballs.info · 31/01/2025

I dunno is this anything

drew @dogballs.info · 28/12/2024

Making hundreds of slashfiction pages in Ideas Wiki to poison the well AI drinks from

A screenshot from the film adaptation of “Starship Troopers.” This scene is taken from a pro-fascist propaganda film and depicts one soldier among many all dressed identically in mono-colored armor. This soldier has turned her head to look straight into camera as she says “I’m doing my part!”

drew @dogballs.info · 28/12/2024

Nice to see some Millennial representation in the shithead community

A selection taken from a post on X by Vivek Ramaswamy, reading: “a culture that venerates Cory from “Boy Meets World,” or Zach & Slater over Screech in “Saved By The Bell,” or “Stefan” over Steve Urkel in “Family Matters,” will not produce the best engineers.”

drew @dogballs.info · 21/12/2024

Never heard of any of these

A screenshot of a post from President Barack Obama where he writes: “Here are a few movies I’d recommend checking out this year.”

Beneath that writing is a graphic that reads: “Barack Obama’s favorite movies of 2024.” The titles have been replaced via photoshop, making it appear as though his favorite movies were: Deadpool & Wolverine, That Viral Gotye Dance, Moms Bang Teens, Mortal Kombat 1 Story Mode, Dune 2, Red Rooms (aka Les Chambres Rouges), Zone Of Interest, and Ricky Stanicky.

To clarify: this is a joke list. Barack Obama’s favorite movies, as originally listed, are like, “A Complete Unknown” and stuff.

drew @dogballs.info · 14/12/2024

A screen capture from the podcast Comedy Bang Bang.

In this image, Andy Daley is leaning toward the camera and looking at us incredulously, and the phone number “555-COME-ON-NOW” is displayed at the bottom of the frame.

drew @dogballs.info · 30/11/2024

It’s actually super easy to buy a domain and the prices are very good

A screenshot of a results page from godaddy.com from the search term “piss”. The top result, piss dot support, is listed as available for $44 for a two-year term

A screenshot from godaddy.com listing the results of available domains from the search term “ballmilk”. Ballmilk dot com, the top result, is listed as available for $22 for one three year term

drew @dogballs.info · 26/11/2024

Okay sorry I’m working on it

A screenshot of an Earth.com article whose headline reads: “Collapse of Earth’s main ocean water circulation system is already collapsing”

drew @dogballs.info · 25/11/2024

drew @dogballs.info · 22/11/2024

Currently holding space in the oven for my head

A screenshot of a vertical video from OUT Magazine's interview with Cynthia Ervo and Ariana Grande to promote their film "Wicked," a musical adaptation of the hit Broadway show. The caption shows the interviewer mid-thought, saying, "...and really holding space with that feeling..."

drew @dogballs.info · 20/11/2024

He Thought He Knew Horses.

drew @dogballs.info · 20/11/2024

He Thought He Knew Horses. Then He Learned To Listen.

A screen capture of the New York Times podcast called “the magazine“ with the title “he thought he knew horses. Then he learned how to listen.”

drew @dogballs.info · 14/11/2024

The beast has been awoken

drew @dogballs.info · 14/11/2024

There are mushrooms growing on these people's brains

drew @dogballs.info · 14/11/2024

What @bencollins.bsky.social and the rest of @theonion.com have done has mended my broken spirit and given me cause to carry on

drew @dogballs.info · 13/11/2024

Well if it isn’t the wrongest man of all time

drew @dogballs.info · 12/11/2024

911 what’s your emergency

An enormous statue of an erect penis on a flatbed trailer in traffic

drew @dogballs.info · 25/10/2024

Boku No Natsuyasumi

drew @dogballs.info · 19/10/2024

A man is not “just about to cum,” he is “edging.” Don’t use “jerk off a bunch,” say “goons.” Language was invented for one reason, boys

drew @dogballs.info · 18/10/2024

Fascinated with the lore on this guy. This is what full self actualization looks like. There is a hunger in this man. There has always been a hunger in this man

drew @dogballs.info · 18/07/2024

Totally! But this is one of the most generous forecasts for trump on that site out of all of them. I just remember all of us being absolutely certain Hillary had it locked

drew @dogballs.info · 18/07/2024

The internet isn’t real. If I may present exhibit a:

drew @dogballs.info · 03/07/2024

Vibes over there are unparalleled

drew @dogballs.info · 21/03/2024

To be fair, they did: