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Zen Faulkes

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Biologist. Better Posters book and blog. Academic hoaxes. Academic slop graphics. Home: DoctorZen.net. ORCID: orcid.org/0000-0003-4049-7034

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MadScientist @mads100tist.bsky.social · 2h
There's literally more human content out there than you can listen to, and you'd rather ask a machine to show you an statistical average? Loser behavior
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14h
Eugenics 🤝 ai www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
One of the things that is going to change is that we’re never ever again going to be able to be dominated by public officials who tell us, ‘Trust the experts,’” Mr. Kennedy said during the Tuesday session.

“If somebody tells you, ‘Masks work, trust the experts,’ A.I. may tell you otherwise,” he added. “If somebody tells you, ‘Social distancing works, trust the experts,’ A.I. may correct that. And if somebody tells you that a vaccine will prevent transmission and infection, or you need to take it to protect your grandmother, A.I. may say it actually doesn’t do that.”
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Iñaki Ruiz-Trillo @multicellgenome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have a new branch in the family tree of animals: Atreyea- a previously unrecognized lineage among the closest unicell relatives of animals. Led by @konsmitsi.bsky.social & @freejakoba.bsky.social together with a fantastic team of collaborators. 🔗 papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.... #protistsOnSky
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 17h
"Ozymandias? Loser. Very bad at branding. Didn't change the names of enough things. Didn't put his name on enough things. But people are saying that I am the most powerful person in history. So I can change the names of things and people will love the new names."
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Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 20h
Devastated for the Fort Hays community about the closure of the Sternberg Museum of Natural History, and this letter from the univ president makes clear how dramatic reductions in state funding leave universities with no good options viable long-term. www.fhsu.edu/news/2026/09...
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To the Fort Hays State University Community
I need to share a difficult decision with you, and I want to be transparent about how we arrived here, what it means, and who ultimately holds the power to change the path we are on.
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SapKrap @justanonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A family friend is in med school and wants to do derm. She told me the expectation for competitive applicants is 30 journal articles, so at least ten a year. I don't know any other field where this would be considered normal or acceptable.
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Richard Sever @richardsever.bsky.social · 23h
As I said here, complaints about journal behavior mistake a symptom for the cause www.timeshighereducation.com/opinion/acad...
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russ Vought's attack on the scientific apparatus is snowballing. Much stronger restrictions on the grant application process for the one (1) NSF call for basic astronomy research are going to be in place this year. www.nsf.gov/funding/oppo...
The MPS Astronomical Sciences Core Research program (Astro-Core) supports foundational research in the astronomical sciences. The program provides individual investigator and collaborative research grants for observational, theoretical, computational, artificial intelligence/machine learning (AI/ML), laboratory, and archival data studies in astronomy and astrophysics. The program also considers proposals for projects and tools that enable or enhance astronomical research. Proposals may span multiple disciplines and/or areas of study and may utilize multiple techniques. This program was formerly known as Astronomy and Astrophysics Research Grants (AAG). 

Important Considerations: The Astro-Core program is anticipated to be especially competitive in Fiscal Year 2027. For this reason, please note the following:

    Multiple submissions by the same lead principal investigator (PI), whether as part of a collaborative project or not, are strongly discouraged. 

    PIs who already have an active MPS Astronomical Sciences award that is not set to expire in the upcoming fiscal year should contact their cognizant Program Officer before considering submitting a proposal for another concurrent award. 

    As stated in the Proposal & Award Policies & Procedures Guide (Chapter IV.E), previously declined proposals may be resubmitted only after substantial revisions to take into account major comments or concerns from the prior review. Resubmissions that have not been sufficiently revised may be returned without review. 

    NSF recognizes that some research projects within this program may require more than three years to realize transformative research outcomes. Such proposals should include strong justification for the longer duration and the associated resources needed to undertake the project. 

<alt-text truncated but continues to note that collaborative proposals must be well justified>
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who says they “don’t make enough money”? Compared to what? You don’t need to grant the far right authoritarian party’s premise. You can write that they’re using arbitrary numbers based on no standards that should not be taken seriously, & you can just say that plainly instead of stenographizing
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another museum in trouble
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Skye McDavid @skyemcdavid.com · 28/09/2026
I'm one of the scientists here. Sternberg Museum holds one of the most important pterosaur collections in the world. It is extremely important that the collection remains accessible for research, and it would be a tragedy for Kansas if it has to be transferred out of state.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 29/09/2026
Visited this recently, and it is very, very good, with a serious natural history collection that the public doesn't see.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
As I wrote: "What work is worth being compensated for? What would be the terms and conditions for compensation? What happens when the work is inadequate? Who is invited to review and thus eligible for compensation?" www.kwglobal.com/blog/pay-pee...
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Making “Pay Peer Reviewers” More Than a Slogan - KnowledgeWorks Global Ltd
In this post from ORIGINal Thoughts, author Zen Faulkes addresses a commonly posited solution to the reviewer shortage—compensating reviewers.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
I tried to dig into the issues I see if paid peer review is to move from "small successful pilot programs" to "routine." For instance... 1/2 www.kwglobal.com/blog/pay-pee...
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Making “Pay Peer Reviewers” More Than a Slogan - KnowledgeWorks Global Ltd
In this post from ORIGINal Thoughts, author Zen Faulkes addresses a commonly posited solution to the reviewer shortage—compensating reviewers.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET!
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
I'm delighted! 😃 @thepwhl.com bringing women's sport to a Canadian institution! 🇨🇦 Hockey Night in Canada has been running in various forms in since 1931! (I think I suggested this team-up here, but can't find it in my posts now.) www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...
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CBC/Radio-Canada announces return of Hockey Night in Canada in PWHL partnership | CBC Sports
CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada is returning for a 90th season this fall after all. But instead of six-plus months of NHL action, the longest-running sports program in the world will air eight prime time...
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
Any university professor who says with a straight face that AI tokens are more valuable for their research than students has either forgotten or abdicated wheat the job is.
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Antonio E. Porreca 🐳 @aeporreca.org · 27/09/2026
Imagine replacing people with tokens for plagiarism slot machines. This is why I take the extreme position that LLM-fuelled papers are not research, should not be read or cited, and should definitely count in one’s CV, but negatively.
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Dr Maggie J Watson @terngirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Musk lorikeet Trichoglossus concinnus in a grass tree Xanthorrhoea australis, Inverell, NSW photo by Ash Falconer
Musk lorikeet Trichoglossus concinnus in a grass tree Xanthorrhoea australis, Inverell, NSW photo by Ash Falconer
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
As I keep working on making weekly updates to my collection of AI slop graphics in academic publications, I’m starting to feel like I’m somehow creating a cursed object of scientific horrors. bit.ly/academic-slop
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Pulled From the Trough: Slop Images in Academic Journals
This project collects images created using generative artificial intelligence (gen AI) that have appeared in academic journals and books..If you run across examples of gen AI images in journals or books - whether figures, graphical abstract, covers, or other - please submit it using this form: https://bit.ly/JournalSlopVersion historyVersion 1.0: Released 18 December 2025. Nine entries.Version 2.0: Released 5 January 2026. Four new entries; clickable hyperlinks added to URLs; other minor changes.Version 3.0: Released 31 March 2026. One new entry.Version 2.0: 1 May 2026. Due to erroneous file upload, rollback to previous version until such time as the correct file can be repaired and uploaded.Version 4.0: Released 15 May 2026. Two new entries.Version 5.0: Released 2 June 2026. One new entry.Version 6.0: Released 15 June 2026. One new entry.Version 7.0. Released 17 June 2026. One new entry.Version 8.0: Released 18 June 2026. Two new entries; minor edits; typesetting improvements (real italics and bold type!).Version 8.1: Released 19 June 2026. Hyperlinks fixed.Version 9.0: Released 4 July 2026. One new entry.Version 10.0: Released 12 July 2026. One new entry.Version 11.0: Released 27 July 2026. One new entry.Version 12: Released 2 August 2026. Ten new entries.Version 13: Released 13 August 2026. Eight new entries.Version 14: Released 17 August 2026. Four new entries.Version 15: Released 24 August 2026. Seven new entries.Version 16: Released 13 September 2026. Seven new entries.Version 17: Released 20 September 20206. Three new entries.Version 18: Released 28 September 2026. Three new entries.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 28/09/2026
“Why shouldn’t scientific conferences have mascots?” [Finger on monkey’s paw curls]
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doesn't surprise me that this is their (garbage) take But it does remind me that so many social movements (successful and failed alike) were driven by underemployed, overcredentialed, and aggrieved young people, even movements that primarily benefit other groups we're dangerous to the WSJ types
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why my eyes roll when anyone says “MAHA wants to do something about chronic diseases” No, it doesn’t MAHA’s leaders, RFK Jr & Jay Bhattacharya, run the US health & health research systems & they have DECIMATED chronic disease prevention What MAHA *says* is divorced from what it *does*
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 27/09/2026
Hi new followers! If you’ve joined from the “Scientists who write science books” 📚 , I’ve written one 1️⃣ book, and it’s not about science so much as communication between academics (conference posters). I do have science books I want to write, but I hope you find this feed useful in the meantime!
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 27/09/2026
🆕 📄 🤖➕🧪 “Support for using public funding for research drops when scientists use AI.” “34–40% of our sample would trust research findings and scientists less when AI is used.” doi.org/10.1016/j.re...
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Redirecting
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Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Press Corps Approver @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a small thing, but as part of detrumpification, Bhattacharya needs to be removed from the hall.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 26/09/2026
Every assessment has an “iced coffee factor”: unwritten assumptions about what is “acceptable” that people differ wildly on and can’t even articulate until asked directly. Journal peer review? Iced coffee factor. Grant review? Iced coffee factor. Grad student applications? Iced coffee factor.
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Christophe 🔬 Leterrier @christlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's a balanced account of where the microscopy community stands on AI use by this year's Small World in Motion winner. My main issue is that no one seems to have seen the original data despite requests (no mention of it being reviewed by the organizers) www.the-scientist.com/allegations-...
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Allegations of AI Use in Nikon Competition Spark Controversy | The Scientist
Microscopists raise concerns about inappropriate AI usage in Nikon's microscopy contest-winning video. Nikon stands their ground, citing no policy breach.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 25/09/2026
Ivan Oranksy of @retractionwatch.com says AI is creating "kind of meaningless" science, but "may be deceptive if you're not disclosing the AI use, it's not fraudulent, and it's not really slop." Except when it is DEFINITELY 💯 slop. Tell me images in this aren't slop ➡️ bit.ly/academic-slop
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Is AI Flooding Medical Journals With 'Meaningless' Research?
'It's not fraudulent, and it's not really slop,' one expert says
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
IN MINNESOTA.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate it so much. This can happen to you too. A year ago, almost everyone doubted this would happen. I had faculty at other schools telling me I was hysterical. (Irony!) Watch for the installation of right wing figureheads without an academic background. Watch for assaults on faculty governance.
BREAKING NEWS
UT cuts all Women's, Gender and Sexuality Studies courses from core curriculum
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LSE Impact @lseimpactblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🗣️"Conversations about who gets credit also tend to happen far too late, at the writing-up stage, by which point the people who did early technical work may no longer be in the room, and may simply be missed." #AcWri #AcademicPublishing
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For a decade CRediT has quietly reshaped academic authorship – what comes next? - LSE Impact
The CredIT taxonomy has become a feature of academic publishing, but has its potential for creating research insights been fully exploited?
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You may not be aware that the latest NSF proposal for funding specifically cuts out all page charges from grants, i.e. they will not absolutely not pay for articles to be open access. Given a choice between buying two laptops for students or one open-access article ($3000)...
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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A lot of my gn work is adaptations and let me tell you; if you try to do it this way you are going to get the worst slop imaginable. I've seen what other co's have produced with this kind of thing. They are a MESS with truly no value. This is a collaborative medium for a reason.
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 25/09/2026
Me with my Bsky murals
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Buckaroo Banzai Peter Weller
Alt: Buckaroo Banzai and the Blue Blaze Irregulars
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Simon Cleary @simoncleary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nikon seem to have admitted awarding an AI-generated video 1st place in the Small World in Motion contest, which has a rule forbidding AI-generated entries:
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Amanda Shendruk @not-ship.com · 24/09/2026
One of the msot famous data visualizations of all time actually does a lot of things wrong. No axes, no labels, no text or numbers at all! But does that make it a bad chart? www.not-ship.com/warming-stri...
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No axes, no labels, no numbers: How this chart became a climate change icon
A data visualization designed to start conversations, not report numbers
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Lembas Eater @waybread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with education is that it's a solved problem. Students need small classes, individual attention, lots of writing, lots of feedback, access to a well-stocked library, time to think, and time to talk with their peers. We just don't like the answer, so we keep trying to do other stuff.
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Jeff Lockhart @jwlockhart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least where I got my PhD, if I wasn't sure what I found, how it worked, if it was useful or significant, nobody pretended I accomplished anything.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pls note the bats have been carefully depicted HANGING FROM THEIR LITTLE BRANCHES on this radial phylogeny (bats drawn by Fiona Reid, whose portfolio is here --> fionareid.ca)
section of the central bat phylogeny figure from this new bat phylogeny paper; the representative bat from each family is hanging from the taxon label by its little toesies
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Cell Press @cellpress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Fire amoeba" found in hot spring breaks heat tolerance record, as it's able to survive temperatures up to 158F (70C)--the highest of any complex organism. Learn more in Cell: www.cell.com/cell/fulltex... Angela M. Oliverio & colleagues @cp-cell.bsky.social
first page of Cell paper: "A geothermal amoeba sets a new upper temperature limit for eukaryotes"
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 23/09/2026
Sign @dorassessment.bsky.social Read the DORA guide to metrics sfdora.org/resource/gui...
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Guidance on the responsible use of quantitative indicators in research assessment | DORA
This document provides guidance on the use of several indicators (sometimes called metrics) used in research assessment: the Journal Impact Factor and other measurements of journals, citation counts, ...
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 23/09/2026
Thinking about how some scientists might support AI 🤖 for research because they see it as a way to circumvent journal paywalls. Haven’t seen anyone say this specifically, but I wonder if any are thinking 💭 along those lines.
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Many things to think about in here. I'm sure @chriscmooney.bsky.social and Lewenstein could have used another 10,000 words to unpack it all. Some thoughts: 1. The most popular science voices HAVE ALWAYS BEEN communicators. Not journalists. theconversation.com/is-science-j...
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Is science journalism dying? Comparing a ‘science crash’ 40 years ago to today
While science journalism layoffs pile up and publications shutter, more science communication than ever is available via other online venues.
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Neal Hockley @nealhockley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chatting only yesterday with colleagues about how AI is partly just an old fashioned story of incentives. AI is, partly, a paywall breaking, copyright evading machine. If there's no incentive to produce intellectual property, it won't be produced.
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Caroline Fan @carolinefan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oof, no wonder Trump wants to control scientific funding. Just pillaging everywhere. www.insidehighered.com/news/governm...
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NSF Over Billion Behind on Grants; IES Says Will Give Funds
As the fiscal year’s end looms Sept. 30, the National Science Foundation has awarded significantly fewer grants than usual, and a judge has ordered an update from the Institute of Education Sciences o...
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MadScientist @mads100tist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"embrace slop to create things that do not exist from a sample that was probably donated by some kid with the premise of studying their disease" Conflating AI and genAI on purpose is loser behavior and Nikon Small World will always have that label to me 🧪
A screencap from the interview where the researcher says"

His advice to other researchers considering entering the competition is straightforward: “Take care of the sample, use as little light as possible when working with living cells, and embrace AI to reveal the hidden beauty in your data. Most importantly, keep recording. The best moment usually appears right after you decide to stop.”
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Jim Woodgett @jwoodgett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a concerted campaign to undermine EDI in Canada. The evidence behind EDI policies reducing excellence are based on abysmal, flawed evidence. Look at who feels threatened by equity, diversity and inclusion. They’re the least diverse, least equitable and most exclusive people. Just no.
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