Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 8hMy sister's 80yo apartment neighbor came out to my nephew's game for a little bit and he was so excited 🥹 120
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 9hlol apparently my 6yo nephew asked my mom to teach him cursive so he can read the tooth fairy's letters 💀 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 9hAfter a week of perfect weather, my nephew has a baseball game tonight. So of course it's disgustingly humid again 😮💨 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's a gene called KATNIP and I can't get over this 😭😹 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Devastated for the Fort Hays community about the closure of the Sternberg Museum of Natural History, and this letter from the univ president makes clear how dramatic reductions in state funding leave universities with no good options viable long-term. www.fhsu.edu/news/2026/09...fhsu.edu To the Fort Hays State University Community I need to share a difficult decision with you, and I want to be transparent about how we arrived here, what it means, and who ultimately holds the power to change the path we are on. 199
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026haha yeah buddy (did not stay up for the end of this last night!) 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look I called the Gators game too when Vegas kept being bullish about it, but I was mostly joking. I don't understand this score. What did Vegas know lol? 200
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Accidentally got about 8 meals worth of "shrimp fried rice" (fried rice with 6 shrimp on top lol) stopping for late lunch in Decatur and I have no idea if it will still be ok to eat when I get to Bham in 2.75 hours 😂 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Through Atlanta there are signs on the interstate prohibiting "trucks with >6 wheels" from using the left lane. I was like "interesting, I wonder how many wheels 18-wheelers have" and I was halfway through counting them on one truck before it dawned on me 1100
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Didn't realize until my friend sent me her address last night that I'd be driving across the entire state of Georgia to give this talk in Augusta, but here we are In South Carolina (barely) 😂 120
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dear Holy Trinity Please let eastbound traffic be green through Atlanta today 150
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stapelia gigantea, carrion flower pollinated by flies 😬💩😄 151
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Texas A&M dropping 14 spots after that loss is the second-funniest thing I have ever seen in CFB (the first-funniest thing, obviously, being NC State's newly discovered Dumb Way to Die) 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think we can all agree on the real winner of the day 110
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is LSU also a second-half team or should I just put on the Auburn gamestatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Exasperated ReactionALT: Michael Scott's Exasperated Reaction 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026lol my sister just called me on the telephone, angry. "I planned my whole day around this kickoff" and we get a lightning delay. 111
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I put my 9yo Walmart particle board coffee table (in great condition, considering) on the curb and posted it in the neighborhood FB group. Went to take a shower. 10 mins later it was already gone 😂 This is so much easier than Goodwill lol 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Work after work 😅🍺 Prepping for an invited seminar I'm pretty stoked about 140
Reposted by Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BTW if your parents are aging, I highly recommend recording or writing down their stories and memories now. You’ll want it later. Many years ago my mom and her sisters had my Grandmother sit in the kitchen while they cooked so they could create written notes of family recipes that were in her head. 251
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Talked to a couple of genomics company reps at work today. Asked where I did grad school. I said LSU. Response: "Oh yeah, Shreveport!" static.klipy.comOY! Disappointed Facepalm ReactionALT: OY! Disappointed Facepalm Reaction 200
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I swear if the UA Alumni Assn doesn't stop calling me every 3 days I'm going to block this number. You already have my updated contact info. No I'm not donating & frankly I don't want to make a student volunteer feel bad by declining all of their (many) scripted pitches. You're being too aggressive. 240
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Switched to the LSU game because for some reason it's still competitive at half 000
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Honestly inspiring how all of CFB Twitter has come together against this one guy who's incessantly whistling 040
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 13/09/2026About to flip away from Texas-OSU because some idiot near the mics won't stop whistling 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Went with my sister & nephew to Fossil Fest at the Univ Alabama Museum of Natural History and he loved it! He really wanted fossil teeth, but he asked tons of great Qs & was so interested. Tables included UA Geology, Miss. Museum of Nat Sci, Auburn Museum of Nat Hist, Ole Miss Geosciences, others 161
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Y'all will just have to believe me but I was driving to Tuscaloosa earlier and someone had vandalized the big Coach Tubberville for Gov sign on the interstate with a marker so it said ROACH TUBBERVILLE and I hollerrrred. No pics bc they'd already fixed it when I drove back a few hrs later 371
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Driving to the museum Sister: You'll have to start making a Christmas list soon Nephew: I already made a Christmas list Sister: Oh you did? Nephew: Yeah I want weapons 030
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My nephew can't spell but he voice-searched youtube for "LSU versus Clemson" but it came out more like "Clampson" because his dad's family is country, and then he saw the final score and said "Yeah I'm not watching the rest of that" 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gonna go drive through downtown both ways solely to see if this is real 130
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ULM @ UAB could be interesting too. I was planning to go to this one but (1) Weather and (2) Museum with my nephew. Should be able to catch the second half on tv. 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026According to ESPN Analytics(TM), UCD has a 2.9% chance of upsetting #17 SMU today LFGGGG 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gonna be reminded all day that it's been 25 years since I was a senior in high schoolstatic.klipy.comDexter Strolling with a Walking StickALT: Dexter Strolling with a Walking Stick 100
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's another slow news day here in the Magic [Bird-Free] City 100
Reposted by Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘Richard Lenski @relenski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A nice timeline of the #LTEE in the #MSU Spartan #Science magazine: spartanscience.natsci.msu.edu/evolution-in...spartanscience.natsci.msu.edu 22111
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Went to Spectrum yesterday to cancel service & was told I had to call bc my acct was "bulk" (thru my apartment complex). Heard horror stories on reddit about having to argue with Retention. Called today, 10 mins later was done. "Enjoy your new place & hope we can have you again in the future" 🤷🏻♀️ lol 100
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Exceptional trolling happening in CFB tonight 💀 000
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not joking 😂 Insane sudden power outage game delay at FSU 020
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ref says "Loo-eee-ville" and making me laugh every time 010
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just found out my mom (L) and her sisters met Wernher von Braun at Redstone Arsenal when he was director of Marshall Space Flight Center in the 1960s 3101
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It is apparently "too late in the season" for patio furniture at The Home Depot My friends, Patio Season begins in October 110
Cathy Newman ⚜️🐘 @cenewman0.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good morning to Western Michigan specifically 022