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Andy H

@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social
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Occasional comedian; full time failure.

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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Amazing
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had a fantastic weekend away with my friends, but now back in London and the lack of dopamine available to me right now is a killer.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is something to which we do not invite Kash Patel
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But then how does Elon Musk get into buildings?
A word game not allowing the word ‘Cuntdoor’
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s nice that despite all the alleged improvements, the Cincinnati Bengals defence is still absolutely terrible.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the award for Worst Take Of The Weekend Goes To…
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got up late, had afternoon nap for most of the afternoon, then got up and fell asleep on the sofa for most of the evening. Oops.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 24/09/2026
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kate Couriel is absolutely killing it this year. The new song is great and sounds like a non-problematic Dresden Dolls. youtu.be/3iMQV-l7kiE?...
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A Kid, A Wife, A Man
YouTube video by Kate Couriel - Topic
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How many floors are even in this building?!?
An elevator button that says “1M”, with the post implying that means there are a million floors in the building. Of course that would be ridiculous, OR WOULD IT?!?
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Sparkle Motion will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Three children in silver outfits; “Sparkle Motion” from Donnie Darko
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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The diarrhoea man will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ever had a dream so sad that you legit consider calling in sick?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If he becomes an FBI Agent tomorrow, we'll know what it is he's done
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, well.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stupid football
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
someone get this man a medal
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TIL that former England manager Roy Hodgson broke the news to George W Bush about 9/11
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happiest of birthdays to the ever wonderful @harelockwood.com - may your successes continue to multiply, and your pets always be cute.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not gonna lie, it does hurt a little watching Youri Tielemans play for United. Class player and if he and Bruno get a proper understanding like that last goal then it is gonna do United very well.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My ideal AO3 tag
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Foster The People’s debut, “Torches” has to be one of the most underrated albums of all time. Absolute banger album, no skips.
Album cover of “Torches” by Foster The People. A load of drawn characters holding torches.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I must say, I didn’t expect to be at the top of this list. It’s an honour just to have been on the ballot. *finger to ear* Oh.
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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today the ADHD-riddled boy takes on his fiercest nemesis… seven hours of committees and board meetings!
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
0-1 not the worst result, especially given our current circumstances. Didn’t get much from the ref, but it wouldn’t have changed anything as we are posing very little threat when attacking. Some encouraging performances, and the squad will get better.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 30/08/2026
An autistic woman currently wearing a shit-eating grin like the Cheshire Cat who got the cream will repeat her latest pun as many times as necessary until she gets the response she’s hoping for, sources have reported.
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Grinning autistic woman repeats pun in case you didn’t hear it the first three times
An autistic woman currently wearing a shit-eating grin like the Cheshire Cat who got the cream will repeat her latest pun as many times as necessary until she gets the response she’s hoping for,…
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off competition with a Gilbert & Sullivan gag. Top 10 here: www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/1...
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Chrissy Derbyshire wins UK Pun Off joke competition 2026 - British Comedy Guide
Chrissy Derbyshire triumphed in the UK Pun Off one-liner competition with a joke about Gilbert & Sullivan.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moses Itauma becomes the first boxer to knock himself out in a title fight.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Comedy legend.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fascinating thread/article about disinvesting useful tech. I wonder if anywhere in Europe will seize the opportunity…
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The little scene with Keeley, Roy and Higgins from the latest episode of Ted Lasso is superb.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Maybe this is the bookend to the decade of shite that started in 2016
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton. Christ. Can some please check that David Attenborough is still okay?
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Andy H @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the greatest 😭
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🎃EVA🎃 @thesoulpunk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community💙🩷🤍
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