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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this reminded me to do mine, but i post so rarely on here that it’ll probably still be up in december

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

office worker that quits their job to be a builder, falls in love at first site

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

office worker that quits their job to be a builder, falls in love at first site

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The diarrhoea man will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ah not Sam Neill. That’s gutting

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I’d say this feels like a micro aggression, but it’s not that micro

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

These new superheroes are getting ridiculous

A tin of ‘Marvel Original dried skimmed milk’

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 30/05/2026

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

A grid of nine images featuring music prints, a mixtape T-shirt, a phone case, a cassette mug, a National Theatre T-shirt, a Forton print and Toast Rack print.

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Pierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Love that Armando got the points there. He really thought outside the sox

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Your nan in a throuple call her Polyesther

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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 15/05/2026

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Saw JLR at Mach this year, his show is a must see for anyone heading to Edinburgh

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

But Zack Polanski said something about hypnosis growing boobs 15 years ago, so let’s all just focus on that instead, yeah?

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So Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 09/05/2026

With #AltText for everyone, because everyone needs to know.

Bulletin style poster with an illustration of a circus clown in the bottom right corner. The headlines read:

LATEST
A Reform UK candidate who said the racially aggravated rape of a Sikh woman was "good" has now been ELECTED as a councillor in Essex
LATEST
Reform UK candidate who said Nigerians should be melted down to fill pot holes has won a seat in the local elections
LATEST
Reform UK candidate who said
"shot the p*kis on the spot" has won a seat in the local elections
LATEST
Reform UK candidate who claimed the Holocaust was a hoax has won a seat in the local elections

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

They’re getting off!!!! (the train, Hare) In other news, someone else is now on the phone, aaaaaaand she’s reading out her card details! I do have headphones, I just like the peace of a properly observed quiet carriage

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Some people sitting near me do not understand the sacred words ‘Quiet Carriage’ and are continuing their loud conversation. This is grounds for pulling the emergency alarm, right?

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Mach done and dusted for another year yesterday, shows from: - Amy Annette - Stuart Laws - John-Luke Roberts - Chloe Reynolds - Glenn Moore - Marjolein Robertson - Tim Key - Stuart Laws (again) - James Acaster - Ian Smith - Pierre Novellie - Rhod Gilbert (and friends) Not a bad lineup at all

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Note to self, the universe does not enjoy unbelievably good jokes like this, and will make you pay for it by arranging two grandparents to require one funeral

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Yet to breach 30, worked almost every birthday in the last 10 years

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Two years since The Company by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and @matryer.bsky.social ended, so it’s time to bring this back

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Nick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Shame we’ve had to lose the curling to the cheating team and their deeply spiritually American fans

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Is being in a river as a duck the same as being on a travellator as a person?

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Most abhorrent confession I’ve seen

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Hey, Channel 4! I’m pretty sure she’s Scottish

TV listing showing a Channel 4 programme “New: Lorraine Kelly’s Norwegian…”

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2025 was my biggest year for comedy, even without an Edinburgh appearance: - 32 in-person shows - Featuring 64 acts - 16 pals - 1 Coherent appearance Not bad really

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Chris @chrisjack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

In June I will be running a Marathon in aid of Maggie’s, a charity that runs cancer centres across the country. If you are able to donate please do, but just having a read and sharing with people would be wonderful 🧡 Details below 👇 maggies.enthuse.com/pf/chris-jac...

maggies.enthuse.com

Fundraising started!

Marathon for Maggie's has launched a fundraising campaign, show your support with a donation!

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I am open to receiving this compliment

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Sarah D @pikapies.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Wes Streeting really is a horrible little cunt, isn't he?

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

“Washing machines live longer with Calgon”

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

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haLouie’en 🎃 @louiejw.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Ah, 4am. What a lovely time for a Grand Prix to start

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

🎵The Vengabus is coming, And we are very cunning, We're driving really close by, So we can steal its WiFi, I want to watch my TikToks, And old Lovejoys on Britbox, We're using all our gumption, And saving fuel consumption🎵

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