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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 18h
I wanna live forever on a boat out in the sea I wanna build a happy home, a home for you and me I wanna touch the silver lining, we'll be shining everywhere I wanna live forever, I don't care
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolute f***in cinema
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kim Guillyfoyle asking a donor for $100K to cover her credit card debt before starting in her new role as Ambassador to Greece. "Deters didn’t ultimately make the payment, telling Guilfoyle it would cost him his marriage." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Craig James Killed 5 Hookers
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Steve Harvey voice* THOUGHT ABOUT KILLIN MYSELF
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two weeks ago @natetice.bsky.social described Kelvin Sheppard as “emotionally blitzing” and it is the most accurate description of the most disorganized, stupid Lions defense I have ever watched.
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Space Coyote @spacecoyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, Michigan rant. Go ahead and put in the paper that I am mad. This is not a low talent O. They have 2 All-B1G caliber WRs. A draftable RB and a back up that while young has clear athletic ability/ talent. An OL that even with injuries probably has more talent than LY and is pass protecting better
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49° BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Edvinsson waited this entire offseason for the Wings to name a GM, reportedly turned down offer sheets, showed up to camp without a contract, and our last word is the Wings are holding firm on a short-term deal. What in the absolute hell is going on in the Red Wings front office
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
FREE FOOTBALL AT UCONN
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah, see, Michigan is not a horizontal stretch team ... and OC has tried to make it that way since week 1
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al @grandvillain.substack.com · 03/10/2026
seeing far too much "bench the quarterback" and not nearly enough "bench the offensive coordinator"
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Bull is a glorified crew!
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m willing to extend the grace period to having Brian Branch back but Kelvin Sheppard is a real hard watch as Lions DC. Press man coverage on 3rd and 17?
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you show this to Scherzer he's going to pitch tomorrow until he gets 11 Ks
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Israel O W A
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just need trillballins here and we'd cause a mental health crisis
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hit harder than an open relationship request from Shailene Woodley
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Manuel Excel @colintj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is just no point in running on first down if Kuzdzal is back there
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/09/2026
butt cheeks
jake butt. some guys named cheeks.
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We want the cup
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Looks like @sportsballitics.bsky.social has a rundown of every NFL owner who has appeared in the Epstein files so far. www.thebroncosblitz.com/epstein-file...
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Epstein Files NFL Connections: Robert Kraft, Steve Tisch, Dan Snyder
Seven current NFL owners have been named in the Epstein Files for various reasons. Steve Tisch used Epstein to scout women, Robert Kraft hired his lawyer.
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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pedocon Theory wins again.
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
How long will it take for Ohio State fans to become ungrateful monsters again
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We had a nice eight month run of Ohio State freaks not posting every staffer's home address on public forums but all good things must come to an end
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@herculamuffin.bsky.social
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So great not having wink as a DC.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This piece was fascinating, getting at a point I'd never considered: bin-Laden's entire concept about what 9/11 would do to America was just... wrong. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Bin Laden was equally clear about how he thought terrorism would yield his desired result. In a March 1997 CNN interview with Peter Bergen, he spoke of transferring “the battle into the United States.” In a May 2000 speech, he told supporters that the war would henceforth be waged “against the United States, in the United States.” Americans, he observed to ABC’s John Miller in 1998, cannot tolerate pain, and will react to attacks not by fighting back and blaming al‑Qaeda, but instead by asking “what their government has done that forced us to defend ourselves.” In a November 2001 interview, he hinted at a theory of political change in America: Its citizens should “take the same stand that they did previously,” when they protested the Vietnam War and the presidents who waged it.
Nelly Lahoud, a professor at the Army War College and the author of the definitive book on the Abbottabad documents, told me this political pipe dream was bin Laden’s whole plan: “to replicate the anti–Vietnam War movement of the United States, to get the American public to put pressure on the U.S. government to withdraw its forces from the Middle East.” The documents reveal a man and an organization blindsided by the American reaction to the September 11 attacks. Bin Laden and his associates “didn’t think that the United States would respond by waging war,” Lahoud said. He did not contemplate or plan for the long-term occupation of Afghanistan, nor did he expect the methodical killing of his operatives in a campaign that lasted years.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 06/09/2026
As a whole, the last five years have been an effort to "modernize" the game day in-stadium experience that has only succeeded in making the whole of it feel cheap and hokey in the pursuit of "modernity."
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@aceanbender.com Jordan Acker divorced dad thirst trap without free regent tickets
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Memphis vs UNLV
Bass Pro ShopsLuxor
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I moved here from Detroit 8 years ago, very similar places. Very provincial though
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you think about it Manti Te’o getting catfished in 2012 is like those videos of guys getting juked out of their shoes by Bob Cousy slightly changing direction. You couldn’t even put him on the court in today’s fake internet girlfriend league
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"The USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t able to be resupplied because the U.S. Navy’s main resupply base in the Gulf of Oman was destroyed by Iranian strikes—a fact that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chose not to make public, said David Rhode [natsec reporter for MS NOW]" newrepublic.com/post/214510/...
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Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied
According to a report from MS NOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
nice fucking bullpen
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a tale as old as time. my dad used to throw out 90% of the mail at my grandparents’ house because it was political fundraising letters. fuck all these people.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Last time the Tigers were in Seattle I was up til 3 am and had my spirit broken so this was better
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Guy who learned about Michigan geography from Journey: It will all come down to precincts in South Detroit.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🚨ROUGE ALERT 🚨
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Mike Oles @dmikeounchained.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Michigan hosting awful country concerts makes me more sad than what is reasonably expected
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/07/2026
“I can’t believe I didn’t spot one Fat Bastard the whole time I was here,” said Ben Frachs
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Tourist Disappointed To Leave Scotland Without Seeing Single Fat Bastard
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without hav...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this still kills me every time
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