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Alex Carstens

@carstens13.bsky.social
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Well adjusted human 5 months of the year. Other 7 I watch Michigan football. Archie, Auggies and Norbys dad

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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 5h
Holy shit deboer
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 5h
I swear to God beck better run nothing but power left and power right next week. Psu can't stop the run. Don't get cute just line up and run the mother fucker.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 8h
CLAIM: Ice cream is a dairy product FACT: You eat ice cream with a spoon
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Folks I fixed the Michigan football problem. The kids hadn't gotten new M jammies since 2024. They have gotten a new set every year prior. They now have new Michigan jammies. I expect Michigan to run the table. #jammietheory
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michigan App State
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank God there is a bye week this week. Beck doesn't know how to call an offense built for between the tackles. Bryce can't read a defense. Savion is making freshman errors. Imo the line isn't bad but they are running shit they aren't built for. Stop with the rpo. Nobody respects it
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Game on Paper @gameonpaper.com · 03/10/2026
Final Minnesota 20 | -8.99 total EPA Michigan 14 | -15.59 total EPA gameonpaper.com/game/401858474
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ballgame. Minnesota wins. Trash.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
Northwestern puts 414 rushing yards on Penn State!
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The faces of those psu players.....
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Northwestern rushing for 400 yards is insane
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh holy cow PSU (derogatory)
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's important to remember that northwestern has more Big Ten Division titles than PSU.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the rain has ended.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting to forget life before the rain
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the rain shall continue till morale improves
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Game on Paper @gameonpaper.com · 26/09/2026
Michigan vs. Iowa Full game preview: gameonpaper.com/game/401858463
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
today's time/temp check at the pump- Sept. 23, and diesel remains at record levels. gas prices aren't there, but if the government bans diesel export, there's a solid chance they'll head toward that direction. for now, $4.48/gal average.
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up Northers:
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone going to tailgate the golf course this weekend?
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having a coach beard night
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heading up to Ann Arbor tomorrow for the weekend for the game this weekend!
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Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
While the world burns, and you pay more for everything, your tax dollars become the royal family’s wealth. Because it pays to be a Trump, especially when the whole world knows daddy's a crook.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 15/09/2026
Holy cow. This may not be a permanent victory, but my god it’s a victory! Omni hasn’t flown for ICE for months. And I heard there was a big layoff last week. Now we can say for certain it was due to the negotiations between Stonepeak and the Chicago alders. Wowowow. news.wttw.com/2026/09/15/d...
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Deal Reached to Sell Chicago Parking Meters to Investment Firm, Alderpeople Say
The deal requires Stonepeak to sell Omni Air International, which has a contract with the Trump administration to carry out deportations, according to the City Council members.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This cold beer hitting like mjölnir after today's day at work.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Michigan football vs. Iowa will kick off at 3:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 26. The game will air nationally on CBS. The game will be the second-ever Stripe Out at the Big House.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Holy cow the bears. This is fun.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OSU fans handling it well
11w
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michigan's 2-0 and Ohio State's 1-1, lol.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In no uncertain terms. Fuck Ohio clap clap clapclapclap
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok cool. Hook em.
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JennyGoBoo @jennyd67.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ted Cruz curse forever
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
El assico at night at kinnick on NBC seems extra cursed
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait ohio state has blue on their uniforms?!?! Lmaooooooo
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There was clear improvement from week 1 to week which was something that always happened under harbaugh and was really refreshing to see happened again. Last year and year before every week felt the same
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So great not having wink as a DC.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go blue
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got a promotion today Revenue Operations Architect. So that's cool.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Building legos
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Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Georgia deserves better. Better than pro-war, pro-tariff, pro-cutting your health care Trump puppet Mike Collins. And America deserves better than Donald Trump.
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We can go lower
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Alex Carstens @carstens13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JHD was a non entity today except for a few pressures maybe 1 stop? Dom nicols hype was legit. Secondary is still a question mark. I feel better about being able to contain mater on the run. Offense - burn it all. OL is the biggest concern. Why the lack of Hiter or establishing the run?
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