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Chris Gaerig

@cgaerig.bsky.social
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Sr. Product Designer at Redfin. Video Games. Sports. Music. Outrage shogun.

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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 10h
bryce has his issues but no one is open ever. that’s a coaching thing.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 10h
another warde manuel banger
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 10h
let’s football good now plz
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
maybe only having 2 receivers is bad
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
offensive line is not good.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
this is a horribly coached team
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
the reason the offense can’t do anything is because they can’t get on the field. the defense is addicted to allowing 9-minute drives.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
a completely unblocked DE. the pick sucked but this is not on bryce
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al @grandvillain.substack.com · 11h
seeing far too much "bench the quarterback" and not nearly enough "bench the offensive coordinator"
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
if you really think the defense is playing so well, sheesh, you and i fundamentally disagree about what good football looks like. this d hasn’t been able to get off the field all season.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
this is a terribly coached team making mistakes across every position
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
everyone is insane about underwood. those last two plays sucked but yall are out of your minds right now. he is the best player on this team by, like, a thousand miles.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
oh
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
michigan’s defense loves getting ground into dust this season. so that’s neat.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 11h
oof
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 12h
this is a poorly coached team
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 12h
that’s a bad sack
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 12h
drake lindsay is terrified of getting hit
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 12h
oh cool
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 13h
if michigan didn't have a procedural penalty every three snaps i think this offense could move!
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 13h
this is an undisciplined team. that starts with the coach.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bump
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 13h
well, we’re absolutely having marshall throw a pass in this game.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
@Ethan_Booker
MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i saw dude do karaoke at dimples in burbank before it closed. he was immediately swarmed with fans. it was fun.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to become a die hard giants fan.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good for jj. get the hell out of minny where it is becoming increasingly clear that sam darnold is actually good and koc's offensive genius was overblown.
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you're 30 right now then this was quite literally the coolest a guy could possibly be when you were a kid
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
team looks strong but the penalties are insane. offensive holding killing drives repeatedly. defense giving the game away.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that’s why you don’t take unnecessary roughness penalties when you have them in 4th and 7. what an embarrassing performance.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bump
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m not one to kink shame, but i don’t have any other explanation for how many penalties michigan takes.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
darn
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s bryce’s first bad play
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a smidge late on the throw to marsh
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haven’t seen that in a while
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bryce is great
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
penalties penalties penalties.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god. you guys. play football
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s, uh, an interesting timeout
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s bad tackling
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think michigan is going to score more points than you think they’re going to score.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
marathon failed because no one wants to play extraction shooters. the same would happen if the entire industry started funneling endless money into, like, RTS games or something. it's a limited audience. stop trying to push this shit.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
literally one animated show. what are we even doing here.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck
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Nick Calandra @nickjcal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Buy this game. Endlessly charming and a very good tactics game too.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jj trade incoming in 25 mins
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