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@djabacus.net
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professional standards reducer // forever atoning for ever assisting the genAI basilisk

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong? COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/meanin... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A man with red hair is praying to God while kneeled at his bedside. As he begins a question, God cuts him off, stating "stop it! No more! Stop asking why bad things happen to good people or whether life has a purpose or what you should...–" The man then cuts off God, blurting out his question : "how come when you put underwear on a dog it looks MORE prurient, not less?" The man looks up as the room is filled with total silence. He then asks God a follow up question "like you cover up the nipples but somehow it looks...–" God asks, defeated, "what was that about the meaning of life again?"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuck ModRetro All the Questies hate ModRetro
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 15/11/2024
happy new poppy album release day to all who celebrate
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 10/09/2025
kinda obsessed with the teeniest tiniest gutters
tiny corner gutter being all cutean itty bitty baby gutter
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 06/06/2025
not even being sarcastic, genuine existence hack right here
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 04/06/2025
christ almighty can we please fucking fund this instead of suggestions to read autobiographies by unrelated 3rd parties or pictures of william taft using a goddamn VR headset for fucksake
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 27/05/2025
GOOD MORNING
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 20/05/2025
the declineposting will continue until society improves www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFV...
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NOFX - The Decline (Official Full Album Version)
YouTube video by Fat Wreck Chords
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
FEEL PUNK TODAY?
I FEEL PUNK
TODAY

SO DO I
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Tee Koobaan 🇨🇦 - Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coach 🙄 @teekoobaan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
You are where you are because of your own actions.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 27/04/2025
definitely not me at all nope no chance whatsoever
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 27/04/2025
an elderly man wistfully reminisces at the end of his life and flies a kite in defiance of god and man
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Have you noticed this thing where AI CEOs say "In 2 years all humanity will be surpassed utterly" followed by "so, it's important to increase your skill set and remain adaptable." I feel like if you believe the first part, the second part is just a kind of encouraging noise, like "hustle, kid!"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 12/04/2025
impossibly relevant and appropriate poppy lyrics in album and also topical order: a thread i really hate >bet you think you could’ve had her >fell into a common pattern >lie awake, await disaster >[…] >you lied to my face >you never give, just take >now all my bitterness is getting heavy
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Samus at the start of every Metroid game
Schoolgirl Spilling Her Lunch, also known as Arigatou Obama-san, is a meme series based on two photos of a fallen-over Japanese schoolgirl staring sadly at her spilled bento lunch. It has been used in a variety of image macros and remixes throughout the years.

The photos are originally from the 2008 Japanese TV series ラブレター (Love Letter), and the depicted person is character Minami Tadokoro (portrayed by actress Rio Yamashita)
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
it Will suck and we Will all lap it up 🤤 👅
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
sorry i made the mistake of wearing a band t-shirt without knowing their entire discography.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 27/03/2025
so this is the vapors
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 22/03/2025
poppy poppy poppy poppy poppy
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 11/03/2025
9 out of 8 doctors agree! kids, take your PUNK® or BREAKCORE™ first thing in the morning to start your day off right
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 09/03/2025
we're so pretty we're so fucking pretty don't i look better now you know that we won't live forever
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 07/03/2025
newports and old bay or a treatise on capitalist antonymic nominative determinism and controlled opposition in dissimilar markets in 7 parts in this dissertation, you will be thrilled and enraptu
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Mister behaving @imbehaving.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Why are we posting about trump when everyone here feels the same here. We should use this platform to escape that bullshit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2025
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 02/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 28/02/2025
okay fine 54321 grounding is important and all but seriously does anyone ever taste anything other than their teeth or maybe blood where's the surprise candy bar where's the flavor of love
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/02/2025
The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for
Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20.
He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him.
Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was
scant.”
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Jason Westhaver 🇨🇦 @njiska.com · 26/02/2025
All time red button
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eef @eef.app · 20/02/2025
Day 4 of #BrackeysGameJam 2025.1! I got a lot done today! The #severance inspired mini-game is looking even cooler. Also, very important, I added some #cat ASCII art! I'm hoping to have a playable beta in the next day or two, so look out for that! #gamedev #godot #indiedev
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you can't love yourself, how are you going to trick someone else into loving you
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Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yesterday in federal court.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I just scratched my nose and a tiny little screw fell on my lap. The second it took me before I realized it came from my glasses was quite disconcerting.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/02/2025
[beastie boys voice] i drive fast and i play loud TUNES took ur girl to eat crab ranGOONS
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tim: This is Tim from accounting Me: Hi Tim from accounting Tim: Just say Tim Me. Tim Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 03/02/2025
How did you fuck up so much in one day? >You woke me up early How did you make such a mess of it all? >That's just what I do best wtf i never agreed to that interview and i don't remember it www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXQX...
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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐌 - "Super Fiend" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by WARGASM
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 02/02/2025
credit to @zachweinersmith.bsky.social as always, jesus
a silhouette of our inevitable AI overlord after finishing Its Wet Task, saying "it's so peaceful now. you can hear the rain."
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 01/02/2025
luna moths are legit rockstars; their existence is simply to fuck hard, make babies, die young, and leave a gorgeous corpse
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/01/2025
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/01/2025
Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting
A hard drive labeled "BAD" in sharpieThe hard drive has "BAD" scribbled out A sharpie writing "bitcoins" on a hard driveThe same hard drive thrown into the trash
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Someone flipped me off and I totally agree.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 20/01/2025
foiled again
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I LOVE A GOOD JOKE TOO. youtu.be/pVuZezChogw
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GREASE ON FILM
YouTube video by Civvie 11
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