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@djabacus.net
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professional standards reducer // forever atoning for ever assisting the genAI basilisk

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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 10/09/2025
kinda obsessed with the teeniest tiniest gutters
tiny corner gutter being all cutean itty bitty baby gutter
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 27/04/2025
an elderly man wistfully reminisces at the end of his life and flies a kite in defiance of god and man
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 28/03/2025
screenshot of don hertzfeldt's "rejected"
boy: i am a consumer whore!
man: and how!
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 22/03/2025
poppy poppy poppy poppy poppy
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 02/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 02/02/2025
credit to @zachweinersmith.bsky.social as always, jesus
a silhouette of our inevitable AI overlord after finishing Its Wet Task, saying "it's so peaceful now. you can hear the rain."
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 20/01/2025
skull face from metal gear solid ground zeroes/the phantom pain
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 12/01/2025
i'm goin' off the rails on a
craisinstrain
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 12/01/2025
a calvin and hobbes comic, ending a short 3-strip arc https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1991/04/08 
panel 1:
dad: (in an easy chair) calvin the bold!
calvin: (running into frame) yes?
panel 2:
d: kneel.
c: huh?? what? kneel? 
panel 3:
d: (alighting calvin's shoulder with a... stick? ruler? something) by the finite patience vested in me, i hereby dub thee "mud." you may rise.
c: (kneeling, shocked) my name is MUD?!
panel 4:
c: (walking away grumpily) mr. subtlety drives home another point.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 07/01/2025
you can't keep doing this @zachweinersmith.bsky.social someone will stop you eventually
the inevitable culmination of all dad jokes
panel 1: a boy states "i'm so sad now, papa. like something inside me is torn and cannot be put back together." 
panel 2: a proud father proclaims "HI, so sad now, papa. like something inside me is torn and cannot be put back together, I'M DAD"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 31/12/2024
oh my fucking god <3
vinyl press of keith jarrett - the köln concert
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 25/12/2024
“Holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existence of a cursed infant, so chewy and spicy.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 23/12/2024
RIP casey fuckin chaos, goddamn #refuseamen
It is with great sadness, grief and sorrow that we confirm the passing of Casey Chaos after seeing the news currently being reported. 
As you can imagine, everyone in the band, past and present, are absolutely devastated. 
There was a lot going on with Amen in the past 5-6 years that we didn’t announce. Casey loved and appreciated your support, and always wanted to wait until things were complete, rather than sharing unfinished work-in-progress material. 
The rest of us are going to reflect on the ways we can honour Casey in the way he deserves; to have his genius, talent and heart celebrated and experienced by the world and the people who appreciated it. 
Please share any positive memories you have about Casey on this post…
For our part, we will share more in time. 
REFUSE AMEN, LONG LIVE CHAOS.
Goodbye, brother.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 22/12/2024
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social bless you zachary
SMBC votey panel with a stressed dude eloquently stating "oh fuck my ass the daisy petals are turning inward for the night, i gotta hurry!"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 21/12/2024
3d printing is a fulfilling hobby for mature adult humans
an army of dingding key caps
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 19/12/2024
teen girl squad - "corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 16/12/2024
If you see this, share 4 of your favourite strong female video game characters
zelda my beloved sealing calamity ganonsuper metroid era samus aran cutaway showing varia suit detail"official portrait" of selene from returnal before... stuff happenedofficial art of robin from iconoclasts
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 12/12/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw as a kid in the theater.
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 11/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
hum: downward is heavenward
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 08/12/2024
best one i ever found irl
photo of a wild morel
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 08/12/2024
i giggled so goddamn hard like an idiot for oh so long when i did this
foone's death generator for "castlevania: symphony of the night" with dracula's textbox contents adjusted for system shock 2: "what is a hacker? a miserable little pile of flesh and bone."
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 07/12/2024
yeah this tracks
spotify wrapped showing jim gaffigan, poppy, brian regan, amen, and venetian snares in that order because i am large, i contain multitudes
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 23/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they're dealing with
the troxler effect: stare at this image in fullscreen long enough and it disappears because your brain decides it's a big pile of worthless noise

(apologies to the visually-impaired because this alt-text must be extra frustrating)
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 20/11/2024
characters powered by sega dreamcast is a sorely underappreciated media subgenre
a screenshot of the attract mode of virtual on oratorio tangram for the sega dreamcast showing a controller and the character temjin with his studly backpack dreamcast powerhousea screenshot of typing of the dead for sega dreamcast and/or arcades featuring the main player character wearing a badass sega dreamcast backpack which even has a comically oversized sextuple-A battery which also says dreamcast for unknown reasons
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 20/11/2024
really trying to replicate the bird site experience huh
bluesky's main feed displaying "internal server error" because it's really popular suddenly for some reason
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 19/11/2024
a window advertisement proclaiming "our hot dog - the thunderous pop when you bite into it - the saline tang of the pink flesh!!...oh! yes! (please - i'm getting hungry already!)"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 17/11/2024
pretty sure this one came from a neogaf thread?
a mockup cover for a criterion collection version of super metroid, featuring a transparent monochrome blue jellyfish
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 17/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games! 🎮
tetris for NES by tengen (atari)super metroid for SNES by nintendoouter wilds by mobius digitaldoom by id software
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 17/11/2024
the infamous LA noire face; an old man trying his damnedest to appear trustworthy
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 17/11/2024
Introduce yourself as a video game character you relate to
swansea from mouthwashing, looking ready to par-tay
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 31/10/2024
presented without comment
a fucking real life photograph of the trump garbage truck which is just the greatest metaphor i've ever experienced
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 28/10/2024
hello there what a perfectly normal morning yep mhmm
blair witch effigies hung from a front entryway suggesting i'm pretty fucked
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 02/09/2024
the highlighting on "secret family sauce recipe" really makes me believe that mother-in-law #2 who lives with hush hush wife in that apartment uptown we don't talk about told them how to make pizza sauce as an attempt to be seen, why do you keep them a secret rosati, are you ashamed
an ad for rosati's pizza, proclaiming "a slice of chicago", hailing a "secret family sauce recipe" with concerning highlighting, "wisconsin mozzarella", and "dough from midwest wheat"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 16/08/2024
HNGGGG
melt-banana's new album "3+5" on a vinyl display
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 04/08/2024
a screenshot of facebook messenger with the message "is this still available" sent to a seller
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 30/03/2024
i can't count high enough to quantify how many times my morning has been improved by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social but goddamn if i won't try to bring the rest of you down with me
a jovial rendering of a fuzzy cartoon woodland creature smiling brightly in front of ambiguous masses, with a text bubble proclaiming "a squirrel keeps blocking my anus! this is hell!"
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ɥɯᴉʇ @djabacus.net · 16/02/2024
an elated gentleman wearing a cornflower blue shirt, tie, and classic two-piece suit  is very excited about his phone call, with the memetic and whimsical caption "HA HA! BUSINESS"
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