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I wasn't born this stupid, I took lessons

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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 1h
Big, leg-breakingly-dangerous, 70s-ass conversation pit for holding sexy fondue parties and moonlighting as a Columbo villain
A very 70s red conversation pit sunk into a floor with a heap of cushions and gold furnishings
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h
@archosaur.bsky.social oh my fucking god im crying
Ren Alex-Rose, narrative designer for Galactic Racer, on Biddy Blas:

“He’s a genuine ‘mama’s boy.’ He sends his mother the credits he earns, and she dreams of seeing him appear on a cereal box. Yes, he dreams of being famous, but it’s all for his mother.”
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 5h
too many comments on the ramifications of the flying car technology and not enough just plain dismissing the obvious lie the entire vehicle is
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Xeans @xeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Classic redneck demon core
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 15/10/2026
BIDDY BLAS
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 15/10/2026
fuck it galactic racers as dril tweets
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit
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Chandana Ekanayake @ekanaut.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have to share this small clip from a recent external playtest of our new game. 🐟
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me!
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The problem with powerscalers is that they're unimaginative. They talk about "can goku beat superman" and not "could lord vetinari fix gotham"
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fuckin told ya!
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Galactic Racer is the game for people that have Mach 5 models and pre ordered Redline twice
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you know time is a funny thing when you get scam texts addressed to your ex wife because your phone numbers are one digit apart from when you got an account together twenty years ago
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 14/10/2026
It gets even better, y’all
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A thing I think about a lot is how directly this stuff is descended from casino customer-tracking apps as they were emerging in the 90s. Addiction By Design covers this in a chapter - casinos harvest data on videoslot players and then measure exactly where their "Frustration point" is on losses.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The thing about pre-metric measurements is that a base 12 system where 60 is a common denominator allows for the easiest divisions of whole goods like sheep or fruits or pelts into even amounts. The Babylonian mathematicians weren’t stupid. Math started as a way to deal with inventory and trading.
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
Look how far being white can take you. She can barely read. LOL
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 13/10/2026
Matthew Shepard died on October 12th in 1998, 28 years ago. His ashes were interred at Washington National Cathedral 20 years later, in 2018, because before Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson offered the Cathedral's crypt, his family had no place for him that would be safe from desecration.
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since we’re talking Nic Cage knowing ball on here now I have to bring over the interview clipping I posted on Twitter forever ago from the September 1996 issue of Playboy where he talks about Urotsukidoji
I'd like to start a music company and a comic-book company.
PLAYBOY: What types of comic books do you read?
CAGE: All sorts. There's one I like called Hard Boiled by Frank Miller and Geof Darrow. It's very intense with highly detailed drawings. I also like some of the erotic comics. There's a lot to be said for these Japanese cartoons of girls doing sexy things.
PLAYBOY: What are the best sex comics?
CAGE: Legend of the Overfiend is a great one. It's operatic. It's not something you'd want your kids to look at, but it's wonderful.
PLAYBOY: For a fan of comic books, it's surprising that you haven't done more thrillers or science fiction movies.
CAGE: Yeah. I would do them if they were offered to me. I want to be able to make every kind of movie, whatever comes along that keeps it interesting.
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 08/10/2026
first of all, biddy blas is the best around, so scrib doooon.
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🦇 bat-iburrillo 🐴 @bat-iburrillo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 12/10/2026
I can't see any way this tool might be used for questionable purposes. (Also a REAL GOOD REASON to be careful about posting photos of the inside of your house!!!)
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AI Company Lets Cops Pinpoint Specific Houses Based on a Single Interior Photo
Raven, previously called GeoSpy, lets cops figure out what specific Airbnb or Zillow property a photo was taken in.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
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My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard
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Dick Agency @dickagency.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Gurren Lagann Simon
ALT: Gurren Lagann Simon
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've been noticing that "ongoing criminal investigation" is one of those magic phrases that cops and cop-adjacent-beings use to mean "I don't owe you an explanation"
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Mana @mana-invenbel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm going through through some of the stuff from that CN leak and it's so funny this is all they wrote for Kevin in the EEnE Bible
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Astralite @astralite1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh yeah and it shows miss bellums full head
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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diana @dianasroom.org · 11/10/2026
I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the thing thats giving me culture shock about this post is that any 18 year old in america would welcome a 21 year old homie. that's gonna be how you buy alcohol and vapes
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The router company has discontinued their popular product the router.
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Ronnie @ronniewhomp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
comic page + secret wordz: www.whompcomic.com/comic/rorry beginning of arc: www.whompcomic.com/comic/voyajerk
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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DVD Menus @dvdmenus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From Dusk Till Dawn (Film: 1996 / DVD (Dimension Collector's Series): 2000)
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody is able to accurately answer the question "why should the persecuted vote to save the democracy that's actually persecuting them?" without giving the game away
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Frankie Frankenstein @friendfrankenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You Will Get Paradise Killer. It's still Five Literal Dollars. You will get the 9 hour free roam mystery game starring a wide bisexual woman who kicks Complete Ass and has a lot of personal problems. It owns. Use the footbaths, trust me. It has COLLECTABLES. it has SHINJI. You'll like Shinji.
Art of Shinji from Paradise Killer, by Kaizengames, art for this design done by Gigalithic. Shinji is a blue humanoid with four arms, a vaugely deer like muzzle, and an otherwise rectangular head. He has four arms, all of which are busy symmetrically flipping you off American and Brit style. He's also squatting so deeply that whatever he has going on down there is censored by a somewhat odd shocked emoji face with three X's for eyes.
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