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Nick

@diageticprophet.bsky.social
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ashley ⋆˙⟡ ♡ @thebookhobbit.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
me & my bloomfs
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rosewither @rosewither.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A nude man says "I love having everyone's money in my ass." Another guy says "hey man, I don't trust your ass anymore, so I'm withdrawing all my cash." A bunch of other guys agree and says "so am I" in unison. A bunch of hands start grabbing at the first man's asshole. The first man says "oh God, i't s a run on my ass!"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/04/2025
“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
@jorgeomau.art
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This morning my son told a joke that relied on him needing to fart as the punchline but the fart came out silent and he was so disappointed he had to go to his room alone.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 31/03/2025
On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred. As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids. Now he's coming for ours.
nytimes.com
For Some Measles Patients, Vitamin A Remedy Supported by RFK Jr. Leaves Them More Ill (Gift Article)
After the health secretary promoted vitamin A as a cure, parents in West Texas began giving their children high doses, sometimes to prevent infection.
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2025
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I found where they’re conserving you
Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/03/2025
venture capital burned through all of the good “what if a computer could do <x>” business ideas by like 2009 and everything since has required increasingly degrading levels of suspended disbelief. silicon valley must move beyond computers
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./ Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
‘Stop these crazy bills’: Republicans join Democrats to defeat anti-trans legislation in Montana
One bill would remove trans children from their parents, and the other would ban drag shows and Pride marches
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Now this? This, you can go ahead and worry about.
mediaite.com
Exclusive: Donald Trump Jr. Considering a Run For President in 2028
High-level sources told Mediaite that Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son and an omnipresent MAGA evangelist across the internet, is considering a run for president in 2028.
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Scooter @scokan.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Don’t lose sight of the “Sayonara, Ronald”. Think about what this country did to the Japanese Americans during the time they are clearly “throwing back” to… When suddenly everyone can hear the dog whistles, it’s because they don’t care to use them anymore; instead using the megaphone.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Amazing work Germans.
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Nick @diageticprophet.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yes
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
if I had to see this so the fuck do y'all
an image of a dude with his hands on the hips of a girl in a horny ass vaporeon costume with titties and everything
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
RIP to a certified legend
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
To sleep, perchance to dream of throat punching a mf'er.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
good morning to @merriam-webster.com
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Am I literally insane and downloading all of my kindle books before Amazon won’t let you download the actual files anymore? Yes. Yes I am.
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 23/02/2025
Sign of the day…
How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?
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Tibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
'Tis truly a new dawn. Never thought I'd live to see this day. "Washington breaks with Europe, refusing to condemn Moscow on third anniversary of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. The U.S. voted alongside North Korea, Belarus and other Moscow-friendly countries at the United Nations." 💔🇺🇸⚠️
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Delighted that B&N has chosen Everything Is Tuberculosis as one of the best books of march! (And in such good company!) www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/the-bes...
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The Best Books of March 2025 - B&N Reads
With new releases from authors like John Green, Stephen Graham Jones, Suzanne Collins and so many more, you’ll want to stop into our stores the next chance you get.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 24/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a black shirt says " hang on this is gonna be bad "
Alt: Ian Malcom, a man in a black shirt saying "hang on, this is gonna be bad.”
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar needs to make “Not like Us” into a broadway musical and then a movie. So he can get a EGOT
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Incredible moment in “liberal meme of the day” news
Me posting the feet thing and apologizing
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Bro. I can't do a summer vacation with what I've spent on the house. But I could do my summer vacation time that weekend, take the kids, and thoroughly disabuse them of the notion that Imagine Dragons is the best band on earth. This is all ages.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/02/2025
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK 1. Consciousness 2. Respiration 3. I petted several cats 4. Consumed pizza 5. Strategic AND tactical napping
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The destruction is the point.
america's law-following lou on X: "the national parks system makes up about 0.004% of the federal budget and is (by far) the best thing american government has ever achieved. the decision to destroy the crown jewels of our country to save what amounts to effectively no money is fucking insane"
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/02/2025
if you see something* say something** *me **nothing
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✨ No Caller ID ✨ @scam1ikely.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 18/02/2025
The most shocking thing about this is that anyone took him at his word.
Kennedy says panel will examine childhood vaccine schedule after promising not to change it
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
FYI: You might know me as any number of things, but one of the things I am is a YouTuber who has been running a yearly charity event since 2007. That’s going to become apparent on my bsky feed over the next four or five days. You can learn more about it at projectforawesome.com.
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Project For Awesome 2025
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/02/2025
I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
lmao
Increasing numbers of Democrats want their party to oppose Trump - CBS News poll analysis
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Clarence Okoh @clarenceokoh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment
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Frankie @frankievtothed.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
HARRISON BUTKER LOST! YOU 🫵🏾 GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The racist kicker not even getting to kick tonight was hilarious
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Jasmine Crockett @jasmineforus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Southern University performing at the Super Bowl this year during black history month hits a little different! Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 10/02/2025
“You cannot be great without the greatness of others.” - Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni after winning Super Bowl VIX.
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