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Nile (like the river)

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ass of an angel (she/her)

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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/04/2026
Magic content creators only need one thing to retire and it's $600
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/04/2026
does anyone want to buy 100 sprout swarms
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026
serious inquiry: i collect playing card decks. i would like a way to display them on the wall does anyone have good solutions for this?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 23/03/2026
sherROCK holmes is like "sedimentary, my dear watson"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2026
rip kid cudi you would have loved section 730 of the magic the gathering comprehensive rulebook
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 18/03/2026
domain expansion: 10 million fireflies 

jjk narrator: 
the owl city clan are masters of a rare type of curse manipulation that allows them to control insects. this combined with guy-from-owl-city's cursed technique of curse transference allows him to transfer a fraction of his cursed energy into a regular insect, thus granting him full control of it. once he has taken full control of a firefly or other insect he is able to force it into a binding vow that not only multiplies that insects cursed energy in exchange for its life, but also replenishes some of his own cursed energy, meaning he can do this for as many insects as he can find. the owl city clan has been breeding fireflies since before the heian era, and guy-from-owl-city just sent them all on a kamikaze death strike that no sorcerer on earth could withstand. with the sole exception of satoru gojo of course
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/03/2026
playing jund yawg so i can play these and dryad arbors in gods most confusing mana base
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 16/03/2026
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026
pokopia and sts2 fought for my affection a clear winner emerged
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
"watch me ignore this tornado watch" was something i said countless times growing up in Oklahoma
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
sometimes someone who has a pfp of a thing from the company I'm making a tcg for will like a post of mine and I'm always like give it a few years and you're gonna FREAK OUT bud
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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/03/2026
bosco and irene were on profs show when i worked there and i remember thinking "holy shit this show has never seen performers this talented" you should be watching anything and everything they do
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/03/2026
it's called decky now, pass it on
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
so crazy to be at gdc surrounded by thousands of tech bros and just think to myself "i bet none of you think candyland is a game 🙄"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
I'm all for mutual aid or whatever but there is no threshold where "if you make x dollars you need to be giving some to your trans friends" that's not helpful and it's not how community works just like, know the trans people close to you and help them if you can and when they need it
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/03/2026
the worst part about the mitzi stuff is i feel like i am having to grieve her 100 times. every time i see her i go "oh fuck, you're dying" and it all kinda just hits me again and then, bc she's an angel, she sees me crying and comes to console me through HER cancer. it's fucked
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 25/02/2026
now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 04/03/2026
kids, do not grow up to have a corporeal form. it is such a scam.
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 05/03/2026
much to consider
screenshot of a reel that is just text on a black background, "what if the queef is actually an exasperated sigh from the pussy at how unfairly women are treated in our society?"
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WITCHES' REVEL @witches-revel.games · 06/03/2026
Witches’ Revel is at ECCC! If you’re going, come try the game - and you know anyone in Seattle who’s going, let them know! — A. ✾
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 06/03/2026
Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish! We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :)
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 05/03/2026
I'm not even joking when i see that seeing women post about Leon Kennedy is making me realize maybe I'm actually not really bi
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 02/03/2026
"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do." "Oh, okay, sure Christopher Lee, take it away. Action!" "YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH !!!"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 26/02/2026
serious inquiry, pls share: do any of y'all have any good lawyers who have worked in games/entertainment?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/02/2026
PORTLAND AIR I HAVE MISSSSSED YOU
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/02/2026
denver air that's quite enough
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 21/02/2026
DENVER AIR I HAVE MISSSSED YOU
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026
friend just said to me "you have the perfect amount of religious trauma. bc like you don't HAVE to talk about it. people know."
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026
please share! I'm looking for two (2) PT stamped copies of this card. if you have any and are willing to part with them, lmk *liam neeson voice* "if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i DO have money. will pay. thx i just want my kids back"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026
okay fuck it, I'm gonna try to get in the Olympics next year
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 18/02/2026
You're all insane for not liking this more. a Polaroid of this woman in my helmet would have gotten me through WWII.
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/02/2026
oh HELL YEA--oh wait nvm
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/02/2026
no yeah yeah yeah, i think your new bf is really cool he just sorta looks like he'll inherit the earth iykwim
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 16/02/2026
pov you gotta work out at 8 and kill satoru gojo at 9
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 15/02/2026
happy Valentine's day here's a slutty little pic i took earlier today 😏
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 14/02/2026
ER did not go well. Mitzi has a large inoperable tumor on her liver, likely cancer. All I can do from here is make her as comfortable as possible. I'm all sorts of fucked up about it. I've been with her for 11 years, and I've never loved anyone more. don't reach out. I don't wanna talk. 💚
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/02/2026
okay Mommy needs you for real I'm at the ER with my cat I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to think about it. but i do want to be distracted. the wifi is too poor to play arena or HS. please ask me questions or tell me stories to keep me distracted 🙏🏻💚
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026
DUB WAITERS REJOICE
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026
replying "gulp" under selfies of hot women all alone, handsome?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026
pls enjoy my new favorite hobby which is taking out of context screenshots of texts with my friend jo in ways that could possibly incriminate her
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/02/2026
if i get bored between packs during a draft i WILL go on my phone
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026
forgot what shirt i was wearing when i went to workout this morning trainer goes "oh that's an interesting shirt haha" then he goes "is that a brand or something?" and i said "oh no haha" and he goes "it's a bad word..right?" lmao yeah bro for you it IS indeed a bad word
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026
Suck Mcdicken
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Guild Pack @guildpack.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Witches Revel Game Giveaway
Witches Revel Game Giveaway by Guild Pack. Hosted by KingSumo Giveaways
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026
yooo!! i helped produce this game! very happy to see the first big YouTube video about it the game is SICK and I hope y'all like it :) also you can win a copy below!
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026
commander content creators wanting to talk about the B&R and desperately trying to figure out how to spell rhythm
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 09/02/2026
As a nascent football fan, I was disappointed by yesterday’s Super Bowl. As a non-nascent game designer, I also have a unique perspective which entitles me to see the game not just as it is, but as it could be. Therefore, I would like to propose: TOP TEN WAYS TO FIX FIELD GOALS
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026
me after top surgery
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 08/02/2026
shout out to @aliasv.bsky.social for having an expert knowledge of every card name in this set bless u queen 👑
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