Reposted by Nile (like the river)Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/04/2026Magic content creators only need one thing to retire and it's $600 1381
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026serious inquiry: i collect playing card decks. i would like a way to display them on the wall does anyone have good solutions for this? 11240
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 23/03/2026sherROCK holmes is like "sedimentary, my dear watson" 10847
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2026rip kid cudi you would have loved section 730 of the magic the gathering comprehensive rulebook 4424
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/03/2026playing jund yawg so i can play these and dryad arbors in gods most confusing mana base 4513
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026pokopia and sts2 fought for my affection a clear winner emerged 4280
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026"watch me ignore this tornado watch" was something i said countless times growing up in Oklahoma 2380
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026sometimes someone who has a pfp of a thing from the company I'm making a tcg for will like a post of mine and I'm always like give it a few years and you're gonna FREAK OUT bud 0370
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/03/2026bosco and irene were on profs show when i worked there and i remember thinking "holy shit this show has never seen performers this talented" you should be watching anything and everything they do 2563
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026so crazy to be at gdc surrounded by thousands of tech bros and just think to myself "i bet none of you think candyland is a game 🙄" 4580
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026I'm all for mutual aid or whatever but there is no threshold where "if you make x dollars you need to be giving some to your trans friends" that's not helpful and it's not how community works just like, know the trans people close to you and help them if you can and when they need it 1633
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/03/2026the worst part about the mitzi stuff is i feel like i am having to grieve her 100 times. every time i see her i go "oh fuck, you're dying" and it all kinda just hits me again and then, bc she's an angel, she sees me crying and comes to console me through HER cancer. it's fucked 2490
Reposted by Nile (like the river)high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 04/03/2026kids, do not grow up to have a corporeal form. it is such a scam. 1293
Reposted by Nile (like the river)WITCHES' REVEL @witches-revel.games · 06/03/2026Witches’ Revel is at ECCC! If you’re going, come try the game - and you know anyone in Seattle who’s going, let them know! — A. ✾ 0135
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 06/03/2026Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish! We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :) 28217
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 05/03/2026I'm not even joking when i see that seeing women post about Leon Kennedy is making me realize maybe I'm actually not really bi 7713
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 02/03/2026"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do." "Oh, okay, sure Christopher Lee, take it away. Action!" "YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH !!!" 0867
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 26/02/2026serious inquiry, pls share: do any of y'all have any good lawyers who have worked in games/entertainment? 83825
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026friend just said to me "you have the perfect amount of religious trauma. bc like you don't HAVE to talk about it. people know." 0382
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026please share! I'm looking for two (2) PT stamped copies of this card. if you have any and are willing to part with them, lmk *liam neeson voice* "if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i DO have money. will pay. thx i just want my kids back" 05328
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026okay fuck it, I'm gonna try to get in the Olympics next year 6570
Reposted by Nile (like the river)high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 18/02/2026You're all insane for not liking this more. a Polaroid of this woman in my helmet would have gotten me through WWII. 1481
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/02/2026no yeah yeah yeah, i think your new bf is really cool he just sorta looks like he'll inherit the earth iykwim 3496
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 16/02/2026pov you gotta work out at 8 and kill satoru gojo at 9 51132
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 15/02/2026happy Valentine's day here's a slutty little pic i took earlier today 😏 91022
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 14/02/2026ER did not go well. Mitzi has a large inoperable tumor on her liver, likely cancer. All I can do from here is make her as comfortable as possible. I'm all sorts of fucked up about it. I've been with her for 11 years, and I've never loved anyone more. don't reach out. I don't wanna talk. 💚 03485
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/02/2026okay Mommy needs you for real I'm at the ER with my cat I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to think about it. but i do want to be distracted. the wifi is too poor to play arena or HS. please ask me questions or tell me stories to keep me distracted 🙏🏻💚 53724
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026replying "gulp" under selfies of hot women all alone, handsome? 2611
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026pls enjoy my new favorite hobby which is taking out of context screenshots of texts with my friend jo in ways that could possibly incriminate her 2350
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/02/2026if i get bored between packs during a draft i WILL go on my phone 4684
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026forgot what shirt i was wearing when i went to workout this morning trainer goes "oh that's an interesting shirt haha" then he goes "is that a brand or something?" and i said "oh no haha" and he goes "it's a bad word..right?" lmao yeah bro for you it IS indeed a bad word 2631
Reposted by Nile (like the river)Guild Pack @guildpack.bsky.social · 09/02/2026kingsumo.com/g/mn5wjqm/wi...kingsumo.comWitches Revel Game GiveawayWitches Revel Game Giveaway by Guild Pack. Hosted by KingSumo Giveaways 0124
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026yooo!! i helped produce this game! very happy to see the first big YouTube video about it the game is SICK and I hope y'all like it :) also you can win a copy below! 58023
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026commander content creators wanting to talk about the B&R and desperately trying to figure out how to spell rhythm 131307
Reposted by Nile (like the river)Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 09/02/2026As a nascent football fan, I was disappointed by yesterday’s Super Bowl. As a non-nascent game designer, I also have a unique perspective which entitles me to see the game not just as it is, but as it could be. Therefore, I would like to propose: TOP TEN WAYS TO FIX FIELD GOALS 1235
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 08/02/2026shout out to @aliasv.bsky.social for having an expert knowledge of every card name in this set bless u queen 👑 0340