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He/him. Hobby painter and cat dad. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 - none are free until we are all free.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 15h
Sure, the guy who's been promising that "full self driving is 2 years away" for the last 10 years is going to make a flying car. Sure. Absolutely. 100% To believe that, you'd have to be so stupid that the state assigns you a guardian.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/05/2025
oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0
youtu.be
Benny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy Special
YouTube video by Benny Feldman
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My special comes out today
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine being a kid in school and knowing any or all of your teachers could have tiktok accounts where they get millions of views by making fun of their students. i'd probably score poorly on my assignments too
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The plane crash school assembly scene in Breaking Bad is basically perfect television, to me. Absolutely inane, but at the same time, who thought giving a gymnasium full of high schoolers an open mic to talk about something like THAT was a good idea?? Also Dr King from The Pitt is there
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've had a Northern Doctor, an Old Doctor, and a Lady Doctor. Now...it's time for Large Doctor
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just ran into Mike Ehrmantraut. Really got in his face and threatened to rough him up, just like the boss told me to! He was carrying a bag of random items, that was weird. Oh well, I'm sure he won't use that stuff to brutalize me later.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My special should be out in like two weeks or some shit
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kitty from Arrested Development lol
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Arrested Development Kitty
ALT: Arrested Development Kitty
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the type of soulless, braying idiot you have to be to find humor, insight, or joy in an AI video of a concentration camp.... nothing we can do to bring you back to the land of the living at that point, you just have to kill yourself for the good of society
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2026 Update: Things have Been Better!
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guy buried under an online dogpile rediscovered thousands of years later as a mummified blog body
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another chance to not give the world's most heinous transphobe a single penny of your money!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/08/2026
[in full body cast, recently out of coma] Reacher just couldn’t engage with any of my arguments,
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@OBX
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Man taking headphones off with a disgusted look on his face
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/08/2024
any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't think there was a single point in today's Game Changer where I wasn't laughing. An unbelievably funny hour of television
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Crazy that you can fly to anywhere in the world and have any food or drink at any time of day in the airport, but then you get to your hotel and it's "breakfast is from 5:30 am to 5:38 am, no exceptions." My body hungers for breakfast on its own schedule and cares not for your conception of Time!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey?
three men, grinning, stand in front of an old timey microphone in a still from O Brother Where Art Thou
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i’ve been informed this race is very close, i would like to formally endorse my candidate www.tumblr.com/prozdvoices/...
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Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m ready to answer the call.
Andrea LaFlamme for US Senate 2026

As a victim of sexual assault, myself, I'm still processing the news that came out yesterday about Graham Platner. I have a lot of feelings about the public reaction to it, but I want to focus my energy on the path forward and the needs of Maine.

Mainers showed up in a huge way in the primary. That's really exciting and it's necessary if we're going to beat Susan Collins. Maine voters made their voices heard. They made it clear that they want a candidate who isn't a part of the political realm--someone who supports Medicare for All, workers' rights, and reproductive rights, a person that fights with our communities against ICE, and, most importantly, someone who isn't afraid to speak truth to power. All of those things bring me so much hope. I'm proud of Maine for stepping up and I'm hopeful that we can use that energy to make some incredible policy changes, bring relief to struggling Mainers and beat Susan Collins in November.

If you've been following along on social media, you've seen that even after the primary, l've continued to show up for Maine in any way I can. As a young voice, a union leader, public health professor, and lifelong feminist, I've championed all of the things that Maine has said that they want in a candidate. I want to thank you all for your incredible messages of support since the primary.

I'm still here and I still believe that I'm the best person to take on Susan Collins.

We're going to see things start to move really quickly over the next week. We don't know what the future of the Senate race looks like, but one thing I can say with certainty is, whether l'm in an elected position or not, I'm always going to be here-standing up for Mainers and leading us forward.

Together, we lead.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@sabatonfan69
The twink that fought back

@doulbedoink
Link

@sabatonfan69
Dm

@doulbedoink
No like, the green tunic guy. He saves Zelda

@sabatonfan69
Word don’t check dm
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
anarchogress @Pamphlet_Tyr
"It gets better"
- vague
- passive
- civil
"Time will put your enemies in the ground"
- specific
- threatening
- goal oriented
11:09 AM • 2019-07-27
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just want everybody to know, your "Happy [holiday that isn't July 4th, possibly followed by a reference to baby Jesus]!!!" posts are both funny and unique
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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I've gotten a lot of mileage out of "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you," though it is an extremely Boomer-ass thing to say
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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