dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 12hSure, the guy who's been promising that "full self driving is 2 years away" for the last 10 years is going to make a flying car. Sure. Absolutely. 100% To believe that, you'd have to be so stupid that the state assigns you a guardian. 000 0
Reposted by dfbishopAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 13668112261 0
Reposted by dfbishopceej @ceej.online · 15/05/2025oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones 4446491109 0
Reposted by dfbishopdan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer 430779 0
Reposted by dfbishopBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0youtu.beBenny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy SpecialYouTube video by Benny Feldman 317443 0
Reposted by dfbishopBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My special comes out today 3926 0
Reposted by dfbishopKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans. 2628115634 0
Reposted by dfbishopRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 137116973145 0
Reposted by dfbishopdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026imagine being a kid in school and knowing any or all of your teachers could have tiktok accounts where they get millions of views by making fun of their students. i'd probably score poorly on my assignments too 01088 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The plane crash school assembly scene in Breaking Bad is basically perfect television, to me. Absolutely inane, but at the same time, who thought giving a gymnasium full of high schoolers an open mic to talk about something like THAT was a good idea?? Also Dr King from The Pitt is there 000 0
Reposted by dfbishopAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 322164754674 0
Reposted by dfbishopPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7779121410 0
Reposted by dfbishopTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098542767 0
Reposted by dfbishoplukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133112145 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We've had a Northern Doctor, an Old Doctor, and a Lady Doctor. Now...it's time for Large Doctor 010 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just ran into Mike Ehrmantraut. Really got in his face and threatened to rough him up, just like the boss told me to! He was carrying a bag of random items, that was weird. Oh well, I'm sure he won't use that stuff to brutalize me later. 000 0
Reposted by dfbishopBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My special should be out in like two weeks or some shit 2603 0
Reposted by dfbishopdan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346478964 0
Reposted by dfbishopKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the type of soulless, braying idiot you have to be to find humor, insight, or joy in an AI video of a concentration camp.... nothing we can do to bring you back to the land of the living at that point, you just have to kill yourself for the good of society 0886 0
Reposted by dfbishop🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026guy buried under an online dogpile rediscovered thousands of years later as a mummified blog body 030253 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Another chance to not give the world's most heinous transphobe a single penny of your money! 000 0
Reposted by dfbishopPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/08/2026[in full body cast, recently out of coma] Reacher just couldn’t engage with any of my arguments, 347941 0
Reposted by dfbishopPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38 661697179 0
Reposted by dfbishoplauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 153128873254 0
Reposted by dfbishopdan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/08/2024any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school 632335 0
Reposted by dfbishopAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection? 533151821802 0
Reposted by dfbishopJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I don't think there was a single point in today's Game Changer where I wasn't laughing. An unbelievably funny hour of television 3972 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Crazy that you can fly to anywhere in the world and have any food or drink at any time of day in the airport, but then you get to your hotel and it's "breakfast is from 5:30 am to 5:38 am, no exceptions." My body hungers for breakfast on its own schedule and cares not for your conception of Time! 200 0
Reposted by dfbishopinnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey? 393524622 0
Reposted by dfbishopSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i’ve been informed this race is very close, i would like to formally endorse my candidate www.tumblr.com/prozdvoices/... 20871150 0
Reposted by dfbishopAndrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m ready to answer the call. 371760562 0
dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just want everybody to know, your "Happy [holiday that isn't July 4th, possibly followed by a reference to baby Jesus]!!!" posts are both funny and unique 000 0
Reposted by dfbishopRiverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool 67156624143 0