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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Jesus Christ, 2000 years ago

A text message exchange. The first received message is an image of a man in a hospital bed with medical tape under his nose. The next message received says "I lived bitch"

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

This guy's gonna wake up tomorrow to some VERY panicked messages from his publicist

An image of English entertainer Jonathan Ross. He is wearing a blue jacket, white shirt, and blue-green paisley tie. He is smiling into the camera.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Some are ok but most are giving leather pup mask

A leather pup mask in black and pink on a white mannequin head

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I dunno what this 3D bullshit is, but I fucking HATE it!

A screenshot of the new Bluesky app icon. It is a white butterfly with shading along the lower edges on a blue background. This new version of the butterfly has shading on its lower edges.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The Democratic Party is just that chronically broke family member who only ever texts you to ask for 10 bucks for gas even though they don't have a car

A screenshot of a Gmail notification: an email from Jon Ossoff that simply says "$5"

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

This goober yells and yells and yells starting at 10 pm. Then brings ALL the toys she can find into the bedroom like "Look you idiots! This is where we're all supposed to be!"

A black and white cat curled up on a light tan blanket. She has green eyes and a black splotch under her nose, a la a Hitler mustache

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

If you're going to paint an Impulsor, do it in subassemblies. I'm begging you lol #warhammer40k #minipainting

A picture of the rear troop transport area of a Primaris Impulsor. It is painted Salamander green. The seats along both sides are red. The door to the drivers compartment is steel and the control panel has multiple different colored buttons lit up.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Very proud of these Bladeguard Veterans. Really cool models, but man alive they've got so much detail! A good 65% of the time I spent working on these models was just finishing touches. #warhammer40k #minipainting

A picture of six Bladeguard Veteran models. They are painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. They have green armor with gold trim. They are carrying power swords that are glowing red from the inside, fading to black at the edges. Their shields are black with bronze trim. They are all helmet-less and have dark gray skin. They are standing on bases with dusty red soil and large grey rocks.

A close-up picture of a Bladeguard Veteran Sargeant model. He is painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. He has green armor with gold trim. His power sword is held in both hands across his chest with a red cloth draped over it. He is standing on a base with dusty red soil and large grey rocks.

A close-up picture of six Bladeguard Veteran models. They are painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. They have green armor with gold trim. They are carrying power swords that are glowing red from the inside, fading to black at the edges. Their shields are black with bronze trim. They are all helmet-less and have dark gray skin. They are standing on bases with dusty red soil and large grey rocks.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Finished a full 10 man squad of Hellblasters. First time using speed paints. Not a huge fan, but I see why people like them! #warhammer40k #minipainting

A picture of 10 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. The Sergeant model has a red helmet.

A close-up picture of 6 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. One model is not wearing a helmet and pointing a Bolt Pistol with his left hand

A picture of 5 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. The Sergeant model has a red helmet and is pointing with his left hand.

A close-up picture of 5 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. Their Plasma Incinerators are black with bright red fuel tanks on the bottom and glowing orange plasma coils on top. The plasma coils are painted very badly.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Well, I have one idea . . .

Sam Reich in a pinstripe suit and yellow tie, making a face at the camera

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

2025: 20 Thunder Drive - Faster Than Fear, baby #mbmbam

The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a woman in bed, screaming

The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a woman in the process of morphing into a shark. She has the body of a shark up to around her shoulders, while her shoulders and head remain "human." She has red hair (for now)

The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a man in a green shirt punching a shark that is rising out of the water. Fuck that shark up, dude!

The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing the WikiHow article "18 dreams about sharks & what they mean spiritually"

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Americans trying to find their media comprehension skills

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The boys' Tummies were not Buddies! The saga continues!

A screenshot of MBMBAM episode 745: 2 Year 2 Naming. The episode description indicates that the McElroy brothers are going to revisit the yearly naming discussion since last week they were all very hungry and impatient

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Anyone in Virginia (and apparently a lot of states on the East Coast down through Texas now!) is doing themselves a disservice by not having a bottle of Ragged Branch Signature on the shelf

An image of Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Doing a little 3D modeling in Blender

A screenshot of a 3D model in Blender. The model is part of a shipping container with the Salamanders Space Marines emblem emblazoned on the side.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

As was the case last year. As will be the case next year. And for as long as I draw breath!! @whatatimepod.bsky.social

Screenshot showing that What A Time To Be Alive was my top podcast of the year. I listened to 77 episodes for a total of 3 days, 7 hours, and 36 minutes.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Making some gosh darn BREAD

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

More #Warhammer40k #minipainting. This time, an Ork Deff Dread. Thank CHRIST "a poor paint job" is canon for Orks, because wow, yellow is hard to work with lol

A Warhammer 40,000 model of an Ork Deff Dread sits on a cutting mat. He faces left. He is painted mostly in dirty yellow, with one leg raised as if running and three arms raised akimbo. Two hands end in sharp clawed clamps and the third is made of chainsaws. Spiked pauldrons adorn his shoulders and a metallic skull icon is raised above his head on a pole. Green Space Marine models are scattered across the desk behind him.

A Warhammer 40,000 model of an Ork Deff Dread sits on a cutting mat, this time facing to the right. He is painted mostly in dirty yellow, with one leg raised as if running and three arms raised akimbo. Two hands end in sharp clawed clamps and the third is made of chainsaws. Spiked pauldrons adorn his shoulders and a metallic skull icon is raised above his head on a pole. From this angle, a rocket launcher can be seen installed under his arm. Green Space Marine models are scattered across the desk behind him.

A close-up of the Deff Dread's face. It is generally in the shape of an Ork skull. The large lower jaw is bone white with large white tusks protruding upwards. The top of his face is also a dirty bone white. His eye lens is painted red. The pauldron on his right shoulder shows a hastily-painted black-and-yellow checked pattern. A red metal plate with a bronze Ork skull icon is bolted to the front of that pauldron.

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Have transitioned to #Warhammer40K in the last year. Got some Eradicators nearly done. #Salamanders

Three Warhammer miniatures painted in green with large weapons and lava-red rocky bases. Two are on the tabletop and one is perched on a rock behind and between the front two.

A Warhammer miniature, painted in green, holding a large weapon and pointing down from the boulder he is standing on

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

A few smaller minis: this skeleton whose hat reminds me of Pharrell, so, Pharrelleton #miniaturepainting

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Hey I painted the same devil guy!

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Next, this Angel of Pestilence. After green washing the wings and dry brushing the gold onto the armor, I felt like she was done, so there's not a ton of detail. #miniaturepainting #minipainting

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

My wife bought this pit fiend to paint herself, but I stole it. Happiest with the detail on the axe handle (it's amazing what you can do with a magnifier and 18/0 paint brush) and the axe blade (it's amazing what you can do with dry brushing!) #miniaturepainting #minipainting

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

First is this Enlarged Duergar. I'm very proud of the base - Duergar live in the Underdark of the Forgotten Realms, and I always imagine that place to be just covered in pools of acid

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

lol Bluesky is already 10 times better than Twitter

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dfbishop @dfbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Hello Bluesky! Using my first post to show off the plants my wife and I brought home to care for after my grandfather passed.🌱

Two plants hanging in a window. The plants are light green and have multiple shoots hanging over the edges of their pots with medium sized leaves at the end of each shoot.

A plant in a window. The plant is in a reddish-brown terra cotta pot. The plant has two thin woody stalks with 7 to 10 large, deep green leaves growing out of the top of each stalk.

A shelf with 7 plants on it. The plants vary in shape and color. Some are tall with thin, pointy leaves while others are short with thick, wide leaves. Most leaves are green, but one plant has leaves that are almost yellow in the middle and change to deep green at the edges. One plant shows red veins on a dark green leaf.

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