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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨

@thehamofficial.northsky.social
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They/Them 🐷 Cryptid & artist. Overalls & thrifting enjoyer. #art, shitposts, silly, lowbrow, gay, & useful stuff. 🎨 thehamofficial.com 💖: 🐸 🐞 🌳 🦌 ☕️ 🍪 🍂 🌈 39, Non-binary, Agender, AuDHD 🖕 Fuck AI, no sloppers 🔞 Minors DNI 💜🐮🤝🐷💚 💋 @moo.northsky.sociali

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 5h
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 2h
I just learned about the "shelby" and I have thoughts: 1. Carcinisation 2. Why does it have tiddies
a furby but as a crab, a thing called a "shelby". This one is purple with antennas?? tufts of fur on its face and head
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 2h
Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 2h
original furbies kinda served cunt, look at those eyelashes
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Sussyfurby: Creepy Spider-Legged Toy
Alt: a yellow furby with doll legs added flippin around
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🏳️‍⚧️BIRTHDAY BOY👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 2h
it's me!!! :3 transformation day and my bday yay!!!! #furry #fursona #borzoi #sparklefur #tfeveryday
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L K B @littlekittenbit.bsky.social · 3h
and they wuv you UvU
simple digital drawing: TheHamOfficial (smiling ham with a face) cuddling peacefully with three wugs (bird-shaped simple creatures)
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🏳️‍⚧️BIRTHDAY BOY👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BIRTH DAY⚧️ 32, bitch i lived 💀🫶 #trans #furry #artsky // nsfw subscribestar support in bio UwU
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Ollie Crafoord @olrun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started my brass gorget today and shaped the front piece! I'll create the back piece tomorrow and see how that works out because I'm absolutely just winging it with no clue whatsoever 😅 Here are my progress photos, excluding sawing because I was ✨too focused✨ #art #metalworking #armour #armor
My gorget pattern that I absolutely made up, drawn out and cut out in heavy paper lying on top of the square of brass I have yet to cut out.The brass, cut out and slightly shaped, lying next to two rubber hammers.The gorget cooling off after being fire-blasted!The brass gorget formed as well as I could get it, I GUESS.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 3h
Quickbread! CW food
a loaf of quickbread on a silpat. It has a criss cross cut in the top and oats sprinkled ontop
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 13h
IT'S COZY SEASON
a drawing of a cat asleep in front of a fireplace in a cozy room
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Catmint Studios 💚 @catmintstudios.bsky.social · 4h
Sticker books have landed! ✨ [ #cuteart #artshop ]
A photograph of a reusable sticker book. The book has a pattern of rainbows around the edges and a chubby white cat sitting in the middle playing with their own sticker book. The text reads “all my gay little stickers”
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 5h
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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🏳️‍⚧️BIRTHDAY BOY👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 5h
streaming and being a lil jester, listening to my weird music, building legos, painting, take your meds DRINK WATER!!! support meeeeeee scribbled-death.carrd.co #trans #artsky #stream #youtube youtube.com/live/0dioOtq...
image of a painted realistic pizza in a white void, the pizza is also pixelated and floating away at the crust.

huge blue letters say "birthday stream"

ad for my stream on youtube
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 5h
#3473 Cowboy (the rest of them is in the hat)
A digital drawing of a cowboy hat on top of a shadowy blob with large eyes.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 10h
I dunno why one of my water bottles came with a chastity cage???
a plastic kinda cylinder thing with holes and threading, it is made to screw into a water bottle
on the inside so u can put fruit or whatever and make spa water
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 11h
A recent dog portrait commission
Portrait of a black and white dog sitting on a pink pillow, bordered by two ferns with a green patterned background.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 11h
*stands autistically*
a bittern bird standing awkwardly, legs crossed, beak pointed to the sky and you can see both its silly little eyes. It is trying to camouflage with non existent reed, there is a blue car behind it
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VAL🦴HAL @valhal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another Ren faire outing If I were smart I would've put clips on my crown I made so it would actually stay on my head throughout the day...
Closeup of my makeup. I have a purple and light blue halo in the middle of my face with red spiky accents and red contactsMe in my elf costume with a spiderweb staff, spider web wizard skirt, and a crownMe sitting on a throne
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 11h
Ummmm bidet brand recs? I want one that is just a handheld hose sprayer I am tired of buying 1 million dollars of toilet paper
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 12h
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only! I needed to get hairier for a prank where I tell people I am turning into a werewolf
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bats ! @lilbittybats.bsky.social · 12h
UNITED IN SÖUP
a picture of mulligatawny soup, with chicken, carrots, celery, beans, and apple visible
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⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧ (Goataroo) @hkluterman.bsky.social · 12h
Another /moo that I forgot in the first /moo post. #WoW #WoWF #WorldofWarcraft #WoWForever #tauren
pencil drawing of a male tauren looking over his shoulder
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 12h
It's rainy and cold, you know what that means
old crusty meme with an excess of sharpen filter on it with a frog in a kitchen walking towards a bow of soup and the words "soup time"
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 13h
I have 2 days left to pull together $659 for rent. Please help 💜🙏 While sales are appreciated, money from them won’t transfer in time for rent. Donations via Venmo, PayPal, Stripe etc. are preferred as they have “instant transfer” options. Thank you so much for your support 💜
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Adventurism Time @flow.blacksky.app · 12h
Me, every time anything happens:
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 23h
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 13h
I find it really goofy that some healthcare workers will pretend it's impossible to mask around vulnerable clients now when I, a lowly house cleaner, can do it 100% of the time without being asked
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Teach your son to wait. Teach him that other people are as important as he is. Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision. Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex.
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Spoopy Name: SUDDENLY JAX DISCOURSE @dottiedoggo.bsky.social · 14h
LOOK AT THEM IN THERE
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been hit w large bills that total $4700. They are through Synchrony & need to be paid off within 6-12 mos or I get hit w high interest rates. The first 6 mos I will owe $604.25/mo which is completely outside of my budget. I really need help paying these. www.gofundme.com/f/support-my...
I have been hit with some large bills that total around $4700. They are all through Synchrony so they need to be paid off within 6-12 months or I get hit with high interest rates of 32.99% and $34.99%. The first 6 months I will owe $604.25/mo which is completely outside of my budget. I really need help paying these off.

The charges from Colorado Exotic are healthcare for three of my parrots. This was for the bloodwork and chlamydiosis tests required for boarding when we go out of town for conventions. It also included an ultrasound and x-rays for my bird who is experiencing heart problems (we are now treating her!)

The charge from Scotts includes several large repairs to my car including a new set of tires with alignment, transmission service, an axle shaft replacement, and a fluid leak test. I will have more repairs coming up so will have to add to the bill in another month or so. My car is now being used for work as transportation to conventions which are long distance. I have to make sure my vehicle stays in good shape.

Any help with these bills would be greatly appreciated. I am already having a hard time making my monthly bills and these are just more than I can afford right now.

Thank you so much for your support.A photo of two Care Credit bills from Colorado Exotic Animal Hospital.  One totals $1048.40 and the other $1503.00.  Both state a 6 month deferred/no interest if paid in full.A Synchrony bill from Scotts Automotive Tire Center that totals $2148.19.  It states 12 months deferred/no interest if paid in full.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 13h
I was today years old when I learned the word is voluptuous, not voLUMPtuous
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 21h
":3"
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 22h
Furries thank you for my life
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 23h
News is bad. Vibes are bad. WHO NEEDS A TEENY TINY FROG?! (A Wood Frog baby so little it could sit on a quarter) #herps 🌿
A very small brown frog sits on a lily pad.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 21h
I like the shape of Gary Oldman's lips because he looks like ":3" (no hetero)
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 21h
if rogaine works why don't we see people with hair growth patches that look like swearwords and dongs
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 29/09/2026
FUCK YEAH LET'S GOOOOO! SUPPORT HUMAN ARTISTS!!! Hirehumanartists.com
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Martin Tomsky @mtomsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stocking up on all my most popular designs, starting with this self sufficient Monstera. www.martintomsky.com/shop/monstera #art #houseplant #illustration #woodwork
Colourful woodwork depicting sentient monstera plant watering themselves with a watering can
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 29/09/2026
pocket bluetooth label printer has been probably my favorite tech gadget of the last ten years
a mint green ovoid bluetooth label printer (katasymbol e10) with two labels on it. one says "live laugh label" in cursive and the other is a cartoon cat face with a mischievous grin, a zoomed in portion of my pfp
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cageyratfish (UTC-7) 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can anyone help karen out in the next 10 minutes? Weather's downright filthy tonight
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Audre Schutte @charamath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All hail Queen Leaf
Profile of a buckskin colored dog with a blue eye and white nose stripe.  A giant maple leaf adorns her head
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working on book, working on book.
a pigeon looks back at it, blushing, surrounded by purple and teal hearts
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
same energy
two flying golden foil candies shaped like mushroom tops flying in the air from the movie matilda
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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 25/09/2026
A man with a haircut and facial hair closely resembling a character on a playing card, wearing a white coat over a black turtleneck & a gold chain, and holding a rose. He is being depicted as a "King of Clubs" playing card, resting on a green felt surface.
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
performance enhancing pugs
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve always been like “we shouldn’t make tote bags because everyone has enough tote bags” but I got a tote bag from the crab museum and brought it grocery shopping and just had a conversation with the dude ringing me up about it so idk, maybe we should. What do you think?
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. My convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag or on a mobility aid! They have custom lining & zipper pulls. They're on pre-order right now! Store: Bibipins.com
Sakura Angel Convertible Bag Pre-Order Text. With a convertible bag in pink and purple. With Sakura and sparkles in purple. With the Bibipins logo.
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🏳️‍⚧️BIRTHDAY BOY👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
helloooo new followers we hit 3k!!! wow!!!! check out my old art UwU
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