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Devilpants

@devilpants.bsky.social
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any/yours feral play-biter and dirtbag leftist Not on twitter; I block all genAI I do not follow back, nothing personal profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 6h
worst one I saw was giving the discord mascot gender dysphoria
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 7h
For child me, this was the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life, and it still kind of is. It's cool on its own but as an upgrade to classic Mega Man it was incredible to see.
Cover art for Mega Man X on the Super Nintendo from the early 1990s. The titular character Mega Man X, an armoured robot with a scifi gun for an arm, is featured in the center. Rather than being shades of blue like the classic Mega Man design, X's armour is more obviously armour-like with white plates and gold trim. Launch Octopus, a robot modeled after an octopus, can be seen in the background, while a distant submarine fires torpedoes.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 7h
dark day for all the worthless nephew nepo-hires whose only job it is to patrol cubicles and reinforce that looking busy is more important than being busy
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 7h
Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 8h
and none of them cancelled their nitro because they absolutely need those animated emojis and custom profile borders and effects 🙄
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 10h
if you use certain skills next to those rocks, it grants a long-duration buff, and you can spam switch phantom jobs to use all those skills in rapid succession to get all the buffs at once the buffs also extend to party members (I think regardless of distance?)
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yakubian Japes
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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GenghisKait - commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish things were different
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kessaswift19.bsky.social @kessaswift19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFVI was always my favourite. Terra's outfit is so unique and vibrant #Art #FinalFantasy #FFVI #Terra
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another friendly reminder that appeasement doesn't work. Being "one of the good ones" and excluding those that you think are less palatable won't make them like you.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's my understanding that he tried to use steroids but didn't do any exercise, apparently that's how you get That Shape
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You and me both, buddy. I'm sure their company made some fat stacks ripping off Japanese salarymen with their soulless hollow-eyed pachinko machines wearing the skins of our beloved childhood games, but it sure didn't do anything for their reputation.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like no I'm sorry but you are the one who lives in a bubble here
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gonna take a wild guess: this is about something from the US, right? a US musician, on some US event? am I right? USamericans really do think their country is the entire world, huh
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao they must have seen the number of people who deliberately stuck with win10 and got nervous
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh for sure it's something we have to manually repress and that is a skill that has to be cultivated but these MFers aren't even trying at all and the worst ones think it's a positive trait
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a depressing number of people never grew out of the infantile instinct to antagonize and contradict for its own sake, without realizing it doesn't make them look clever or counterculture, it makes them look pointlessly argumentative and belligerent
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an insightful thread and a great look into the minds of both the NFT grifters and AI dipshits
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope I live long enough to see gambling be made fully illegal
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm ambivalent towards the torture pics but I really hope it makes discord higher-ups uncomfortable. I hope they hate it.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least every other video game and hobby can take heart in the knowledge that none of them have worse jargon than Melee
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had a passive, simmering contempt for everything out of Silicon Valley for the past decade because they Just Don't Make Things Anymore but after the crypto craze, NFTs, the metaverse, and now genAI, I know for sure I absolutely cannot trust them.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know for sure this whole genAI thing has annihilated any trust I had left in the US tech industry, that's for sure. They could come out with the most useful, versatile, clean, and ethical technology and I'd still be suspicious of them, and I'm gonna be for the entire rest of my life.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have always cared more about stability than framerate, as long as it runs consistently and doesn't FUCKING CRASH ON ME GOD DAMNIT FIX YOUR SHIT
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the worst part is even if you sternly remind whoever wrote the letter that you were keeping your kid at home to prevent other kids from getting sick, it's going to fall on deaf ears and just result in another lecture, probably about how you're teaching the kid to disrespect authority🙄
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this post is about gen x
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we raised ourselves" yeah it shows
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what do you want to bet none of these people cancelled their nitro either
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ngl I thought that said Cannabis Halfling Gaming and I was like "isn't that all halflings?"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah basically! the closest you get to downtime is a couple cross-country treks on foot early on and some long-ish dungeons but for the most part you're in for briskly-paced ride
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I adore this sort of worldbuilding, what a cool concept
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it always feels so pathetically desperate when a company does this, it really shows that people do not want this and do not care about it, they have to literally force it in front of us and trick us into it, absolute scumbag behaviour
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 26/09/2026
I don't know if the movie is good, but if all the billionaires are colluding to make sure nobody watches it, I'll signal boost this for now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
people taking the Rejection of the Call part of the Hero's Journey a little too seriously
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Palaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 02/02/2025
Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands. #art #tiger #resist #linocut
The image is digital art made up to look like a two color linocut print. It features a geometric twisting snarling tiger. It's flanked by the text "Stay Angry" and "Bite Back" that follows the contours of the tiger.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
"Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun." This place was never fun. It may, at times, be funny. Alf hog is funny. The CEO begging all of us to not use "skeets" to refer to posts was funny. Driving Jack Dorsey away was funny. But it's not fun. Cohost was fun. Cohost was pure fucking joy.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A hand holding an electrical cord that has been unplugged. It has the caption: Oops! There goes your 'talent.'
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they've got a star-studded experienced cast of players but if you sit down at a table expecting that you're gonna be disappointed, realistically you're gonna get a cashier, a plumber, a gig worker, another cashier, and a social worker
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that's a contributing factor yeah, it's not a bad thing to get into the hobby because of live play shows, but those do NOT provide an accurate representation of 3-6 hobbyists at a kitechen table, those are pro writers and voice actors and stage actors with planned scripts mixed with improv
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
then they steal ur credit card info
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