Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 6hworst one I saw was giving the discord mascot gender dysphoria 110
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 7hFor child me, this was the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life, and it still kind of is. It's cool on its own but as an upgrade to classic Mega Man it was incredible to see. 010
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 7hdark day for all the worthless nephew nepo-hires whose only job it is to patrol cubicles and reinforce that looking busy is more important than being busy 000
Reposted by DevilpantsAkephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 7hHey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize. 013954
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 8hand none of them cancelled their nitro because they absolutely need those animated emojis and custom profile borders and effects 🙄 0240
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 10hif you use certain skills next to those rocks, it grants a long-duration buff, and you can spam switch phantom jobs to use all those skills in rapid succession to get all the buffs at once the buffs also extend to party members (I think regardless of distance?) 010
Reposted by DevilpantsSword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them 336297
Reposted by DevilpantsThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1760552291
Reposted by DevilpantsGenghisKait - commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish things were different 1143
Reposted by Devilpantskessaswift19.bsky.social @kessaswift19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FFVI was always my favourite. Terra's outfit is so unique and vibrant #Art #FinalFantasy #FFVI #Terra 51516533
Reposted by DevilpantsLupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Another friendly reminder that appeasement doesn't work. Being "one of the good ones" and excluding those that you think are less palatable won't make them like you. 16723260
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's my understanding that he tried to use steroids but didn't do any exercise, apparently that's how you get That Shape 020
Reposted by Devilpantsit's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet 131265356
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You and me both, buddy. I'm sure their company made some fat stacks ripping off Japanese salarymen with their soulless hollow-eyed pachinko machines wearing the skins of our beloved childhood games, but it sure didn't do anything for their reputation. 000
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026like no I'm sorry but you are the one who lives in a bubble here 020
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026gonna take a wild guess: this is about something from the US, right? a US musician, on some US event? am I right? USamericans really do think their country is the entire world, huh 140
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lmao they must have seen the number of people who deliberately stuck with win10 and got nervous 100
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh for sure it's something we have to manually repress and that is a skill that has to be cultivated but these MFers aren't even trying at all and the worst ones think it's a positive trait 1150
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a depressing number of people never grew out of the infantile instinct to antagonize and contradict for its own sake, without realizing it doesn't make them look clever or counterculture, it makes them look pointlessly argumentative and belligerent 2554
Reposted by DevilpantsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery 652091246
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026an insightful thread and a great look into the minds of both the NFT grifters and AI dipshits 030
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hope I live long enough to see gambling be made fully illegal 010
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm ambivalent towards the torture pics but I really hope it makes discord higher-ups uncomfortable. I hope they hate it. 130
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026at least every other video game and hobby can take heart in the knowledge that none of them have worse jargon than Melee 060
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've had a passive, simmering contempt for everything out of Silicon Valley for the past decade because they Just Don't Make Things Anymore but after the crypto craze, NFTs, the metaverse, and now genAI, I know for sure I absolutely cannot trust them. 1120
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know for sure this whole genAI thing has annihilated any trust I had left in the US tech industry, that's for sure. They could come out with the most useful, versatile, clean, and ethical technology and I'd still be suspicious of them, and I'm gonna be for the entire rest of my life. 1210
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have always cared more about stability than framerate, as long as it runs consistently and doesn't FUCKING CRASH ON ME GOD DAMNIT FIX YOUR SHIT 040
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the worst part is even if you sternly remind whoever wrote the letter that you were keeping your kid at home to prevent other kids from getting sick, it's going to fall on deaf ears and just result in another lecture, probably about how you're teaching the kid to disrespect authority🙄 130
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what do you want to bet none of these people cancelled their nitro either 030
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ngl I thought that said Cannabis Halfling Gaming and I was like "isn't that all halflings?" 110
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yeah basically! the closest you get to downtime is a couple cross-country treks on foot early on and some long-ish dungeons but for the most part you're in for briskly-paced ride 050
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I adore this sort of worldbuilding, what a cool concept 000
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it always feels so pathetically desperate when a company does this, it really shows that people do not want this and do not care about it, they have to literally force it in front of us and trick us into it, absolute scumbag behaviour 060
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap 000
Reposted by DevilpantsRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 26/09/2026I don't know if the movie is good, but if all the billionaires are colluding to make sure nobody watches it, I'll signal boost this for now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...hollywoodreporter.comThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing. 12606204
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026people taking the Rejection of the Call part of the Hero's Journey a little too seriously 010
Reposted by DevilpantsJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 196861895
Reposted by DevilpantsPalaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 02/02/2025Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands. #art #tiger #resist #linocut 5592212530
Reposted by DevilpantsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7978791394
Reposted by DevilpantsA Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 25/09/2026"Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun." This place was never fun. It may, at times, be funny. Alf hog is funny. The CEO begging all of us to not use "skeets" to refer to posts was funny. Driving Jack Dorsey away was funny. But it's not fun. Cohost was fun. Cohost was pure fucking joy. 1115
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they've got a star-studded experienced cast of players but if you sit down at a table expecting that you're gonna be disappointed, realistically you're gonna get a cashier, a plumber, a gig worker, another cashier, and a social worker 070
Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think that's a contributing factor yeah, it's not a bad thing to get into the hobby because of live play shows, but those do NOT provide an accurate representation of 3-6 hobbyists at a kitechen table, those are pro writers and voice actors and stage actors with planned scripts mixed with improv 130
Reposted by DevilpantsUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026then they steal ur credit card info 1913