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@devilpants.bsky.social
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any/yours feral play-biter and dirtbag leftist Not on twitter; I block all genAI I do not follow back, nothing personal profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 8h
A stock photograph of a smiling woman in a business suit and holding an old-fashioned phone. It is captioned "Before you send me a death threat, make a phone call without having a panic attack."
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For child me, this was the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life, and it still kind of is. It's cool on its own but as an upgrade to classic Mega Man it was incredible to see.
Cover art for Mega Man X on the Super Nintendo from the early 1990s. The titular character Mega Man X, an armoured robot with a scifi gun for an arm, is featured in the center. Rather than being shades of blue like the classic Mega Man design, X's armour is more obviously armour-like with white plates and gold trim. Launch Octopus, a robot modeled after an octopus, can be seen in the background, while a distant submarine fires torpedoes.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A hand holding an electrical cord that has been unplugged. It has the caption: Oops! There goes your 'talent.'
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's my understanding that grungler is shorthand for a cisgender ally to transgender people based on this post
A screenshot of a twitter post from user bonkey_bong, saying the following:

women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and starting posting stuff like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some characters from over the years that might be fun to see as background NPCs.
A smug young woman in white-and-yellow far Eastern garb. She has shaggy white hair and a smug expression, and is holding a sheathed sword behind her back.A grizzled, bearded, excessively muscular elderly man. His grey hair is in a bun and his visible arm is covered in scars. He has a sword and backpack on his back and is dressed in an amalgamation of far- and south-Asian garb, with many small accessories, like a gourd, a talisman, and a string of beast fangs.A smug young man in a fancy red tunic and one-shoulder cape. He has tiger-like ears and eyes, and a sheathed sword.An anthropomorphic lynx in an adventurer's leotard with a half-breastplate, wielding a glowing red sword.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this post is how I found out and holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit I'm so fucking hype
A screenshot from a computer folder showing a file named TERRA.SMC and a creation date of 10/06/1997 at 8:28 PM.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
give me a fucking break
A cropped screenshot from Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. Cloud Strife, a blonde young man with an oversized sword, is bent over and picking up a rock. There are three notifications on the right-hand side of the screen saying "You picked up a rock." Everything is awful forever.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love that the list of citations gets longer every new chapter
A screenshot of Kris's profile from the Deltarune wiki. There is an intentionally comedically long list of citations for when Kris's they/them pronouns are used in in-game dialogue.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
someone tell Caroline Cash, newest X-Men 97 episode (episode 5, season 2) has a Nancy reference on some DVDs
A rack of DVDs. From left to right, they are titled: Wolverine, Silverfox, XVIII, Psi-Borg, Mastodon, Winter Soldier, Weapon VI, Ant, Harrison Kane, Sabretooth, Agent Zero, Kimura, Worm, Sluggo, and Kestrel.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The smoke in my area formed brown clouds. Not a nice colour for that.
A photograph of an ominous and ugly yellow-brown cloud over trees and houses. In the distance is a single stripe of clear blue sky.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is from yesterday. The photo really does not communicate just how BROWN the smoke overhead was. You could not pay me to go out in that.
A photograph taken from indoors of an ominous, disgusting brown cloud of wildfire smoke over trees, powerlines, and houses. On the horizon is a single distant stripe of blue sky.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A black and white diagram of a guillotine, a device designed for humane and painless executions. It is a tall wooden frame with a wide blade in the center that drops down to slice through a trillionaire's neck, severing the head from the body and inflicting near-instant death.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A black and white image of a guillotine, a tall wooden device with a metal blade at the top made for humane executions.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A diagram of a guillotine, a device used for painless and humane executions. Different parts are labelled: the crossbar at the top, followed by the rocker arm, then the blade / mouton, then the lunette which holds the neck, the bascule to stop the head from rolling away, and the release handle.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
She wears the horns because after the Praetorium, the Garleans started calling her the Devil of Eorzea, so she rolled with it and started wearing them all the time. The horns stay on, by the way.
A screenshot of a character from Final Fantasy XIV. A brown-haired miqote (cat-person) stands in a central-American coastal home. She is wearing primarily black, grey, and brown clothes in an elaborate but functional style. Notably, she is wearing a piece of head gear with prominent forward-pointing horns. She also has a knife attached to her boot.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Former Iraqi foreign minister Saheed al-Sahhaf addressing the press. Both his hands are raised at shoulder-level, palms out, in a gesture meant to be reassuring, but his facial expression indicates smugness hiding stress.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@anaugi.bsky.social how the FUCK did you get in my house
A plush toy of Anaugi, an anthropomorphic badger lady. The plushie's head is bring gripped in an undignified way.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I used to be in a community that had some people like that, they had to be bullied out of that behaviour because asking nicely did nothing -- they didn't give a shit that they were hurting feelings or making people uncomfortable (comic belongs to mattielubchansky.com here on bluesky)
A four-panel comic. The first panel has a man in a purple shirt saying "Hey! You're out of the hospital?" to a woman in glasses who has bandages visible under her shirt and her arm is in a sling. She says "Yeah. I tell ya, I hate to be shot with a harpoon! It sucks!"

In the second panel, she is immediately shot in the center of her chest from off-panel with a harpoon, interrupting her saying "Hopefully it doesn't h-"

In the third panel, the man is kneeling next to the unconscious and bleeding woman, and he is saying "Haha get it? I did the thing you said you dislike. But as a joke."

In the fourth panel, the man has an unnerving wide-eyed grin as he leans in to the unconscious woman, saying "Do you get it"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A photograph of a muscular man in a sleeveless white shirt with a gym logo on it. He has cartoonishly thick eyebrows and is wearing glasses and has very short hair. He is wearing a neutral expression. The text over the image reads: "That's an ad hominem" yeah bro this isn't a debate, I do not respect you.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
you sure about this one, chief? that's one hell of a ratio.
The replies, reposts, and likes of this thread as of the posting of this message. It shows one thousand four hundred replies, nine hundred and forty-five reposts, and only sixty nine likes.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Been getting a lot of mileage out of this one regarding AI dipshits
A muscular man in glasses and a white sleeveless shirt. The caption reads "That's an ad hominem" yeah bro this isn't a debate, I do not respect you.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A blurry photograph of a glasses-wearing muscular man in a sleeveless white shirt. The caption reads "That's an ad hominem" yeah bro this isn't a debate, I do not respect you.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
That was my plan, too. If I end up having to fork over an ID, this is the most they're gonna get. I don't trust discord.
An image of an Ontario driver's license with most of the information blacked out. A black bar is across the eyes of the photograph. The only information visible is the birthday.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? Just look at the ages of my roms. That should be proof enough. I've got some of the earliest-ripped SNES ROMs to ever exist.
Image of a Windows file folder containing emulation files. the files FF2.SMC, simcity.smc, tmnt4.smc show 1992 creation dates. Other files include lufia.smc (created 1993), dragonw2.nes (1995), and supermetroid.smc (1995).
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There is exactly one thing I will give the GC face button layout and it's how easy it is to hit A in combination with B, X, or Y with a minimum of hand adjustment. Compare that to trying to press any combination except X/A or Y/B. (yes I know how tiny and insignificant this advantage is lol)
A Nintendo Switch 2 Pro gamepad in matte black.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A colourized manga image of the main character of Berserk, Guts, in a field of flowers, dressed for travel. In his scarred and calloused hands is a flower, its petals floating away on the wind. He looks wistfully at the flower, then off into the distance.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is Jvaala, the Invincible Sword Goddess (self-titled). Despite her lofty title, she's a mischievous little chaos gremlin who has never been on time for anything her entire life.
A miqote (cat-person) in red and black adventuring gear, wielding a sword that resembles Save the Queen, the sword used by Beatrix in Final Fantasy 9. The cat-person has brown hair and is wearing a circlet with a pair of forward-pointing black horns, a red tunic with various black straps, and thigh-high boots. There is a small red crystal floating in the air nearby.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I NEED everybody to Streisand Effect this as hard as possible. If you already call AI slop, I need you to call it slop more often, louder, and with even more contempt. I NEED this billionaire shithead's feelings to be hurt.
A screenshot of twitter user Jade Law saying the word "Microslop" while quote-tweeting a Pirat Nation tweet saying "Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026."
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
+bitches be all over your two sword style -shields ain't actually for pussies
A crude, artifacted MSPaint-made drawing of a stick figure knight wearing a grey helmet with a blue visor and feather sticking out the top. The knight is wielding two swords, one of which is a horizontally-flipped copy of the other.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
An image of the character Terra Branford from Final Fantasy 6, but the version that appears in Brave Exvius: War of the Visions. A blonde woman in a red dress with detached red sleeves and white tights, with a lavender cape. She is holding a thin, curved sword in her right hand and has an intense expression on her face.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
yeah bro throwing in with genocidal war criminals is definitely a smart marketing move, this will be good PR for sure
A notification from a video game that says PUBLIC OPINION, along with a downward-pointing arrow and an indicator saying "HATED"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
fantasizing about a second Carrington Event knowing I would probably perish but feeling grimly satisfied about what would happen to the tech industry
Twos simulated images of Earth's magnetic field. The first image shows the magnetic field's reaction when hit by an X3 solar flare, a very strong solar event that causes satellite disruption and auroras. The second image shows the magnetic field's much more stark reaction during the Carrington Event, showing Earth's magnetic field compressed alarmingly and the planet exposed to disruptive and extreme solar forces.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A graph showing real family income between 1847 and 2017, showing a sharp divergence and subsequent gap once Reagan took office.A graph of US debt from 1940 to 2014 showing a sharp increase beginning when Reagan took office.A graph showing total public debt. It was decreasing until Reagan took office, at which point it balloon wildly out of control.Two graphs, one American and one of western Europe, measuring top 1% vs bottom 50% of national income shares. The top graph shows that once Reagan took office, the top 1% increased sharply and the bottom 50% decreased, while in western Europe, the income shares remained stable in the same time period.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
People out here complaining that Prime 4 isn't "open world" when every metroidvania throughout history has basically just been this, even the good ones they remember fondly.
A deliberately poorly-drawn black and white diagram of a linear path through a video game. It starts with the word START and ends with ACTUAL NEXT INTENDED LOCATION, with branches interspersed throughout. The branches end with the following text, in order: "Opens from other side." "Need upgrade to break down wall." "Too high to reach without mobility upgrade." and "Need special item to open (just hides an upgrade)."
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The horns. After Praetorium, the Garleans started calling her the "Devil of Eorzea" so she embraced the title and wears the horns all the time.
A screenshot of Final Fantasy 14. A catgirl is holding up a two-handed sword. The sword is glowing gold and is covered in glowing symbols. The catgirl is wearing a green top with silver filigree, has shoulder armour on her left shoulder, has black trousers, and is wearing brown gloves and boots. She is wearing a set of fake horns.The same catgirl adventurer from the previous screenshot, now riding a saber-toothed tiger.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Karen from HR-ass mod, embarrassing shit, "You have to respect me when I'm in uniform" nonsense, I'm having PTSD flashbacks to petty little tyrant control freak mods from 90s / 00s message boards, how does someone get like this, how do you take yourself this fucking seriously, god damn
A screenshot of a discord chat log. The first user, Devilpants, posts a message saying "We're cool, right? I wasn't trying to imply you were a bad mod or anything like that, it was just me using the wrong level of casual banter for the environment I was in."

The second user has their name and profile picture blacked out for anonymity purposes, and their post says "To be clear going forward, when I make a statement as a moderator, I am not looking for banter. If you disagree with a moderation order, feel free to reach out via dms to me or another mod. Overly friendly banter or straight up rudeness is usually best done in more relaxed or closer situations. I'm glad you reached out to clarify intent, you're good."
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A panel from the manga Chainsaw Man of the character Kobeni pointing at the viewer and looking panicked and frantic. She is saying "Ah! Fed post! Fed! Post!"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
hehe us @planetremulon.bsky.social
Two anthropomorphic animal characters embracing. The shorter one, a lynx woman, is carring the taller one, an African painted dog woman, with her hands on the latter's butt. The lynx woman looks smug and has her face buried in the painted dog woman's boobs. The painted dog woman looks overwhelmed and overjoyed, and her tail is wagging.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My fursona started out as an espurr but I figured it would be better if I turned her into something that isn't trademarked or copyrighted.
An anthropomorphic lynx. She has big ears, a short tail, wide hips, and thick legs, but is otherwise flat-chested. She has a mischievous expression, and is wearing a short-sleeved shirt with a heart cut-out on the chest, very short shorts with visible underwear, and an anklet. She looks like a troublemaker.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
That's still a better situation than my old hard drive failure, but yes, it hanging for that long is alarming. I'd get a second drive ready to boot from.
A photograph of a dusty computer monitor with several USB sticks resting on its base. The monitor displays a hard drive repair process that has gone terribly wrong. The monitor reads: Fixing (C:) Stage 2: 104% (26 of 25); Total: 0%; ETA: 999:00:00 ..
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
hehe
A photograph of a black PC case, with a microphone in the lower corner. The PC case has several stickers, including the one that Remu posted, of her mascot character and her logo.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
mine's more like
The "minus friendship" indicator from the Sims series of video games, but with a comically large number of extra red minus symbols, indicating a significant amount of lost friendship points.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I'm so tired.
A black and white image of a skeleton draped in robes and holding up two fingers, the hollow sockets of its skull glowing in a sinister way.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
posting the full version of this because I love it so much
Two anthropomorphic felines. The one on the right is a tiger girl named Ryomi, wearing a sleeveless leotard and a karate uniform with detached sleeves, and no pants. The one on the left is a lynx girl name Foby, wearing a cosplay version of the same outfit, and is holding a photo of the tiger girl and a marker. Foby looks very excited and is saying "I'm your biggest fan!" and is expecting an autograph. Ryomi looks a mix of unsure and mildly annoyed.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
the real artistry pisses me off so bad because one of those Final Fantasy gachas has just the most beautiful character art, but it's still at its heart a fucking gacha I mean LOOK at this Such gorgeous art, trapped in a fucking GACHA 😭
A rendition of Terra from Final Fantasy VI, drawn for Brave Exvius: War of the Visions. A young woman with a red dress with detached sleeves, white tights, and a lavender cape. She is wielding a thin, curved sword. The art style is based on Yoshitaka Amano's concept art, but with heavy influences from the style of Akihiko Yoshida.A blonde-haired woman in a blue shirt with yellow sleeves, yellow pants, and a white cape. She is wielding a thin, curved sword. It's a rendition of Celes from Final Fantasy VI as drawn for Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and is based on Yoshitaka Amano's concept art, with clear influences from Akihiko Yoshida's art style.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I know -I'm- saying this all the dang time
Subtitles from a music video by HONEYWORKS, with the protagonist of the story sticking her tongue out. The subtitles say "It annoys you, right? you deserve it!"
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Come to Thunder Bay,multi-time winner of Murder Capital of Canada! We also have the Sleeping Giant and Mt. McKay.
A photograph of the Sleeping Giant, a rock formation of a peninsula across a bay of Lake Superior. When viewed from this angle, it resembles a person laying on their back with their arms crossed over their chest.A photograph of Mount McKay in summertime, a flat-topped mountain covered with trees. The photograph was taken from across the nearby Kaministiquia River.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Aaand done. Thanks for letting us know!
Screenshots of the Steam pages for The Alters and 11 Bit Studios. The "ignored" button and the "ignore this creator" option are both highlighted.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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