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Sarah de Roche

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 2h
yelling about people using "they" when it is obviously a comment in passing about someone whose gender they didn't know offhand is some classic uncut bluesky
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Ordinary Rendition @renderjudgment.bsky.social · 3h
One very important additional thing here is that she should be firmly presumed to speak for the Onion until that presumption is rebutted. She is its social media manager. "Onion person" is literally her handle. But, predictably, there's silence from its CEO and its socials.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 3h
Didn't think it'd need to be pointed out but forcing yourself to watch videos of Palestinians getting killed isn't activism or helpful. You're just traumatizing and radicalising yourself for no good reason.
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 5h
Juniper's apology is worth shit because she's only apologizing because she revealed too much and it spread outside her leftist circle. The "I got emotional and said too much" is bullshit because she TYPED IT. She could have deleted it but she decided to put it into the world
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10h
The wildest part of this lastest tankie Mamdani dust up is figuring out that part of the reason they're pissed at him is he increased city funding to programs that combat hate crimes & antisemitism. Like, nothing like sprinkling on a little context to make these dweebs even more ghoulish.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 11h
Can't wait to go back to Graveyard Keeer 2 after getting sucked into the new Two Point DLC and realize I've absolutely forgotten what I was doing.
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Stav Zeitouni @stzeitouni.bsky.social · 19h
Congratulations, you managed to drown out a reading of Vivian Silver's last communication with her son, and a testimony of a Gazan describing the bombing of her family. I hope you sleep well at night.
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Live Updates: Protests Disrupt NYC Vigil on Anniversary of Oct. 7 Attacks in Israel
A candlelight vigil on Wednesday evening organized by Israelis for Peace New York to mourn the victims of the Oct. 7 attack as well as those killed in Gaza descended into chaos.
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 21h
Iran has literally arrested and beat women to brain death for not wearing a hijab. No matter what your opinions of the hijab, that's monsterous. We can admit two things here. Israel's current government is shit but Iran are monsters just as bad if not worse!
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly, my only complaint about the Mamdani 10/7 statement is that it probably could've used maybe one more draft to tighten it up because it's pretty wordy in the middle.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hmmm do we think maybe there's been some cheapening of the framework around genocide here if it can encompass the pro-Palestinian mayor of New York City.
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Puget Sound Storm Watch @pugetstormwatch.bsky.social · 20h
The Washington state AMBER Alert system has been activated for a child abducted out of Beaverton, Oregon. Please share! #amberalert #abduction #washington #oregon
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21h
bit of a long shot, but I have two clients wrapping up their contracts who I just found out aren't renewing, and a possible third in December. anyone out there - ideally in A) Portland or B) the arts, but I've kind of done everything tbh - looking for a grantwriter with 20+ years experience?
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 20h
Produce manager should be allowed to suplex you into the sun if they catch you doing this shit.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 22h
Desparately fighting the urge to ask our Columbia rep to drop off a sample of the weird NA White Claw when I see him tomorrow.
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Two Point Museum 🦕 @twopointstudios.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey Kitty... Are you lost? 🌀
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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 07/10/2026
if liberals endorse a leftist candidate, it's bad because it gives "Fetterman vibes" and means they aren't a Real Leftist™️ if liberals don't endorse a leftist candidate, they're not upholding "vote blue no matter who"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/10/2026
you know the onion was funnier when they tried to be funny
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
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Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck this nonsense.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Illuminated capital D
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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cant believe i havent seen this one tet
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANNIE JACOBSEN
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly incredible that this is how the media is choosing to eulogize the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in US history, who was a serial sexual abuser of children. For all the talk about "deep state" plots to abuse children, no one even remembers this case.
From CBS News: "Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died."
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In 2004 Annie Jacobsen was on the same flight with 13 Syrian musicians and she started such a massively racist shitfit about how they were certainly terrorists that the air marshals suspected her of being a terrorist and that is the main thing I think people should know about her
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In Seattle and I got the Anti-Talarico ad and the Paxton wife ad just finished airing.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is the pope catholic
this is an honest question. are there any lefty catholics? I think this kind of thing may actually come up, if there were any catholics in leftist spaces to begin with. v conservative and/or regressive religious bents are incompatible with social justice to some degree, as with the examples you give
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot help but notice that leftist groups do not, for the most part, demand that all lefty Catholics only attend churches that dissent from the teachings of the Church hierarchy on abortion and queer rights. They broadly understand that sometimes one has a cultural link to people with bad views.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why we don’t do “poor Melania” or write fanfic narratives where the wives of these men are victims. they wake up every day of their marriage and choose this
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never let anyone tell you that American voters are uniquely bad.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah Tinashe kinda rules
An old Twitter interaction from 2022. JK Rowling (saying her author name so people who muted mentions of her can have peace) tweeting some nonsense about how Labour will be Big Evil by referencing something in her kids’ books, and Tinashe just replies, “Oh my god, SHUT UP”
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 04/10/2026
This hits too close to home
instagram picture of Salad Fingers on a TV screen and a horrified looking teen boy
"Showing my son what YouTube was like for Millennials when I was his age pt 4"
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm skeptical if this is even a real Revigator jar.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's the cat's plane now
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIL Andrew Tate's father was black.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Stuck in the Molasses Swamp? We’ll get you out of that sticky situation.
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was assured by some very reputable people on here that this wasn’t possible. Anyways, smart of Molly to make her victims handle all the transfers personally.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depression Quest (if you know you know)
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New: Jasmine Crockett was offering government relations & lobbying services on a campaign-funded website. It was taken down after Zeteo reached out. Experts say they’d never seen something like this before. Rules bar members from lobbying and from using campaign funds for non-campaign purposes.
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Jasmine Crockett Offered Lobbying Services on Her Campaign-Funded Website – While in Office
The offering was removed after Zeteo contacted the Texas Democratic congresswoman’s office.
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