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Sarah de Roche

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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 20m
Honestly, she kinda looks like Jillian Michaels if she decided to be a blonde.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5h
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 8h
Wasn't it Nic Cage who named one of his kids Kal-El? He's always had that geek in him.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 9h
I believe it turned over *again* literally the following Niners possession.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10h
I say this with affection in my heart but is it really Seahawks football if the game isn't at least a little bit of a clownshow?
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10h
It was substations out here IIRC so slightly apples to oranges potentially but honestly, that's a jurisdiction discussion where I'm fine not knowing the granular details.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10h
Shooting random power equipment is a surefire way to catch a felony charge from the federal government.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly, the GOP losing several major TX political offices is shaping up to be the fuel for the best Election Night meltdown.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 13h
this is a cool graphic and a terrible fucking martini
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 13h
Some real Decisions Were Made with some of these new NFL player uniform designs this season.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 13h
Green Bay, sweetie, just because the Rams got rid of their sweatstain jerseys didn't mean you needed to fish the swatch out of the bin and up the saturation for the new Packers jerseys.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 15h
Time for everyone to learn the origin of the phrase "bite the bullet".
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And here she is saying "Israel deserved to be punished". She isn't sorry for saying Israel should face a genocide, she's sorry that it got out!
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For a similar reason: Fox News trying to spin Election Night knowing Trump is watching should be great.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fun thought: Who do you think has the funniest meltdown on Election Night?
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11/10/2026
no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tangentially: worst kind of pro-palestine activist are the ones who think they're doing more for the cause because they've just pickled their brain watching endless footage of Gaza airstrikes and such.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Laughing
ALT: Laughing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
get you a quick shine
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because he presumably knew a bill abolishing the death penalty wouldn't make it through a Republican controlled Congress, you goof.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this feels accurate but also Khanna is a leftist the way a whale is a parrot
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All this death penalty talk got me to look up the curremt status in my state and uh, turns out Washington was the last state in the US to maintain a functional gallows before formally abolishing the death penalty in '23.
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Ordinary Rendition @renderjudgment.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Post 1 of a 3-post thread:
Liliana Segura (@lilianasegura.bsky.social) posts: "One more thing about the death penalty before going offline. As disgusted as we should be by Trump's bloodlust, we should NOT lose sight of the CENTRAL role of Democrats in upholding, expanding, and enabling this system that seems to horrify so many people right now. It really cannot be said enough."
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Liliana Segura (@lilianasegura.bsky.social) continues: "Every time I drive on 1-81 in VA I think of Will Morva, a severely mentally ill man executed by Terry McAuliffe in 2017. That case has stayed with me and will remain with me forever. If there's one bright spot it is that VA has since ended the death penalty. But it makes it all the more senseless."

(Post 3 is not in the screenshot.)Two-panel meme of a cartoon goose chasing a person in a puffy jacket. In the top panel, the goose lunges toward the left with its beak open, and the caption beside its head reads: "WHO ENDED THE DEATH PENALTY IN VIRGINIA, LILIANA?" In the bottom panel, the person runs away to the left while the goose, neck stretched low, chases them. The same caption appears next to the goose: "WHO ENDED THE DEATH PENALTY IN VIRGINIA, LILIANA?"
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Officially Rolled Credits on Big Walk tonight and man, what a great game about communication and friendship. Hope it doesn't get overshadowed in GOTY conversations cause it's definitely one of the best games of the year.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The three people Biden left on death row were the Boston Marathon bomber, the Tree of Life synagogue shooter and the Charleston church shooter. These were two explicit mass murder hate crimes and an act of domestic terrorism.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pardon me, it's three guys still on Federal death row. Dylann Roof, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Robert Bowers.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Joe Biden commuted the death sentence of every federal prisoner, excluding Tsarnaev & Roof, at the end of his Presidency because he knew who was following him. During his presidency, he issued a moratorium on the death penalty that was lifted when the new administration took power. But sure go off
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a feeling I'm building my coasters too big for the Riquetti Gardens map cause this map is either real small or there's a whole boatload of lots I'm somehow missing.
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am asking you to consider the possibility that a Dem Senate majority will protect trans rights better than a Republican one will, even if it includes some problematic members.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuckin' get her ass.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm gonna mangle the thought but I wonder if this just rat's running from a sinking ship or do the people within his own party just fucking hate Paxton with such intensity that some folks are looking to get their kicks in. Like, would they tee off on Cruz, also a noted piece of shit, this much?
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 08/10/2026
fwiw if you want to make a strategic case for congressional democrats trying to impeach trump if they take majorities, i think the first step is impeaching hegseth, the bar is lower and the likelihood of success is probably much higher
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yelling about people using "they" when it is obviously a comment in passing about someone whose gender they didn't know offhand is some classic uncut bluesky
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I believe they're *also* the same person who posted those absolutely tasteless fake crying selfies about Ukraine getting bombed however many months back.
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Ordinary Rendition @renderjudgment.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One very important additional thing here is that she should be firmly presumed to speak for the Onion until that presumption is rebutted. She is its social media manager. "Onion person" is literally her handle. But, predictably, there's silence from its CEO and its socials.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Didn't think it'd need to be pointed out but forcing yourself to watch videos of Palestinians getting killed isn't activism or helpful. You're just traumatizing and radicalising yourself for no good reason.
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Juniper's apology is worth shit because she's only apologizing because she revealed too much and it spread outside her leftist circle. The "I got emotional and said too much" is bullshit because she TYPED IT. She could have deleted it but she decided to put it into the world
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The wildest part of this lastest tankie Mamdani dust up is figuring out that part of the reason they're pissed at him is he increased city funding to programs that combat hate crimes & antisemitism. Like, nothing like sprinkling on a little context to make these dweebs even more ghoulish.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh touch grass, you conspiratorial loon.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't wait to go back to Graveyard Keeer 2 after getting sucked into the new Two Point DLC and realize I've absolutely forgotten what I was doing.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I'm sure this take absolutely hits if you're a terminally online, brain rotted moron like yourself but I honestly find it pretty reasonable that there's 200 weirdos in NYC with dogwater opinions about a major terrorist attack.
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Stav Zeitouni @stzeitouni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations, you managed to drown out a reading of Vivian Silver's last communication with her son, and a testimony of a Gazan describing the bombing of her family. I hope you sleep well at night.
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Live Updates: Protests Disrupt NYC Vigil on Anniversary of Oct. 7 Attacks in Israel
A candlelight vigil on Wednesday evening organized by Israelis for Peace New York to mourn the victims of the Oct. 7 attack as well as those killed in Gaza descended into chaos.
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Iran has literally arrested and beat women to brain death for not wearing a hijab. No matter what your opinions of the hijab, that's monsterous. We can admit two things here. Israel's current government is shit but Iran are monsters just as bad if not worse!
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, my only complaint about the Mamdani 10/7 statement is that it probably could've used maybe one more draft to tighten it up because it's pretty wordy in the middle.
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Sarah de Roche @deroche.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NYC is a city of 10 million people. You can absolutely shake roughly 200 fringe weirdos out of that particular tree no problem.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hmmm do we think maybe there's been some cheapening of the framework around genocide here if it can encompass the pro-Palestinian mayor of New York City.
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