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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 10h

A hair dryer isn't good enough I need a hair dryest

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Kathleen Childs @octatonic.bsky.social · 11h

injured? get bloody vengeance in kind.

a faded billboard reading "INJURED? CALL THE SNIPER! (212) 222-0000 WWW.SNIPERLAW.COM

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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 12h

[US economy voice] i sell protein and protein accessories

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe I was wrong about the Sluggo's hat story

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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[guy who knows 20 tap dances] i'm shit. my life is worthless. i am useless [guy who knows 21 tap dances] i am god of everything

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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 03/10/2026

being very online nowadays involves feeling like you're having a stroke every time you open most websites

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stop making everything pill-shaped

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I really feel the contradictions when i give a guy a government sudsidized car ride to the food bank and on the way he tells me all about how his landlord has offered to murder package thieves for him

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??

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make up a guy @aguy.makeup · 02/10/2026

Saturday Cochran Beautiful Mother he/him using a walker loves salty food worried eyebrows are not bushy enough

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MinaSheep (Wishlist Sealed Fortress on Steam) @minasheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

WILD MAGIC BECKONS DEVOUT BLOOD The latest Sealed Fortress trailer is here! Along with its release date! 🏰 Wishlist on Steam! : store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/...

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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

it's wild how many posts there are on my TL calling out some art trend that I of course have never seen art of because I largely follow people who don't suck shit through a straw

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I dont think Sluggo's hat is bad enough for it to be funny

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026

bus with one depressed and one happy character. the depressed one says the world is harsh cruel and unforgiving and is wearing clown makeup. the happy one, wearing a doctors coat, says great clown pagliacci is in town yay

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Feels good to get a "what the fuck" out of everyone else at the table

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am NOT getting fat. These furs are shrinking.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

This period tracking app is fucking useless

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the morning flower gets the power

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Dickgirl Van Dyke @trashwytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some sad news from the comic book world - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes got hit by a car while riding his wagon and has passed away. He is slowly disappearing from all strips and Hobbes has turned back into an inanimate object. His parents are visibly weeping in every panel.

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh you don't want to be anywhere near this truck

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Cryo @cryodraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw some incredible y2k mugs today

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oil is a sliding thing

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i'm forgetting furtive pygmies you've never even heard about

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A man discovers he emits a pheromone that makes him irresistible to werewolves in my new supernatural romance All Dogs Go To Kevin.

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doelester1225 @sunchip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you can't be talking like this vanilla whiteboy

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 26/09/2026

bringing an ice cold beer to a job interview

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me

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Ellie, but spooky @roughling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what if we kissed inside the mating grasshoper mechs

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled

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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

new favourite Smaug dropped

the 1968 "pleasure in reading" edition of the hobbit featuring an adorable bright pink Smaug torching the inhabitants of lake town

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

instead of an iced coffee, what about a Zeist coffee?

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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not reading this because I canceled my subscription ages ago, but my first thought on seeing it is that it's just fucking misogyny, b/c iced coffee, esp flavored, feels very female-coded, like seeing a candidate with one automatically brands them as an unserious woman or (horrors) feminine man.

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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you have to understand that to your average gen x man an iced coffee is offensive to their hose drinking sensibilities. if you're a woman drinking an iced coffee, it's a symbol of your frivolity and vanity, and if you're a man drinking an iced coffee you're basically a cocksucking homo

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ProfessorCirno @professorcirno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In the kindest way, if you think the "iced coffee" discourse is actually about bringing in a beverage, you are being a bit of a rube. There's a reason why that's their specific beverage, why that article also mentioned absurd 1950s standards of racism. It's about attacking women and the young.

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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

umm actually the cop/mayor dynamic was a lot more complicated that that and a lot of mayors were actually subservient to their local police force. im a pillowmayor btw

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do you think in 600 years when we're all clouded up there'll be a bunch of cyberdykes going Oh to be a loyal Cop... bethrothed to your Mayor... and buying like Village People ass navy blue caps to anachronistically pair with 21st century milsurp riot armor

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 25/09/2026

in a just world imposing thicc piss disease on your workers would put you in serious risk of rapidly developing at least one new hole

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flyin' friend jaq @flyinfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the "no drinks at interviews" is a microcosm of how managers are permanently aggrieved that their employees are animals that need to drink and piss and sleep and play to survive and have convinced themselves that if they are just really mean about this they will train us out of it

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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026

Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid

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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.

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Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:

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