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Hannah Harkness

@harkitshannah.bsky.social
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What am I, some kind of comedian? she/hurrrr

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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 17h
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23h
Here's Dracula idk
Dracula: I dropped my phone in McDonald's sprite and that mf started charging
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 03/10/2026
it's one one day a week we actively try to pay bills (we're very sorry) welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ support artists and help show the world that a Voluntary Profit way of life is better just please buy things. it's rough out there here's a bunch of shirts moxiest.art
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/05/2025
cat girl: meow!!! nya :3 dog girl: ruff!!! woof ^w^ woodpecker girl who thinks your directv satellite dish is a tree (she is very stupid): CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
It shouldn't be difficult to get the money you're owed. On day 34 of our administration, we launched NYC Free Tax Prep for the 2026 filing season. So far, it’s saved New Yorkers $226.6 million. Visit nyc.gov/TaxPrep to find a Free Tax Prep site near you.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately the cat in my house purrs before inflicting a small injury with claws so this cancels out
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are planning to vote in the Midterms, do vote early if available in your state. Don't wait for 11/3.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attention women that are constantly cold:
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This day in history. 1967. Police with TV crews raided The Grateful Dead's house in San Francisco arresting eleven individuals for possession of marijuana and felony hairiness. One individual, Pigpen something, was charged with aggravated littering.
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mayatmiller.bsky.social @mayatmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Help us report by sharing this and visiting projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
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ɹǝʞɔǝq uop ɯ,ᴉ @donbecker.org · 01/10/2026
Eddie Kingston, forever the realest one. 🤼
A post on Threads from Eddie Kingston (@eddiekingston81):

"When I go I hope my real people's like @ortiz_powerful see people I don't like talking good about me ,  please call them out and let them know I didn't like them."
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whatever about the iced coffee debate - if I call you for a job interview and you have a prank voicemail, your resume goes in the trash.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a Gen Z person post “Millenials, you don’t need to put lol at the end of everything, you’re safe” and I actually did need to hear that lo- I mean, thanks kid.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free website
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not ashamed to admit my love for Freiren and Apothecary Diaries is because of the romance plots where the girl is so on the spectrum that they don’t notice The Main Guy wants them. Sorry, but I can’t see myself in “ooo I hope Senpai notices me!”.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good evening. A reminder that REBUILD is raising funds to keep going. If you can support the program, please do. www.mightycause.com/story/Rebuil... - I'm trying to raise $40,000 to help it keep going.
mightycause.com
Support REBUILD 2025: Free Therapy on Mightycause
REBUILD provides FREE therapy for justice-involved and formerly incarcerated people of color.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
High on her own supply Barista just handed me this giggling “I WROTE YOLO ON YOUR COFFEE :D” then her boss put her on break (not a disciplinary way just like “girl you need to go outside”).
YOLO written in cursive in maple syrup on top of cold foam
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Mikel 🇺🇦 @mikelking.com · 29/09/2026
Texas GOP is pulling shenanigans... Confirm your registration now => vote.org 🔄📗
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Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAUNTED, put an electric fence and a salt circle around it and let nature reclaim.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sunny’s in Red Hook is the only bar I care about.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pac vs Orange Cassidy from Feb. 2020. One of my favorite "comedy matches" ever and a real bright spot to continually look back on once that year took a turn. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to shoot a message to a friend from wrestling I haven’t spoken to in a while and forgot about the time the Red/Black Arrow nearly killed me at WrestleMania 33. 🤼
Okay, so we were at Camping World watching the pre-show, right? And I was eating popcorn Sid had bought for us during the CW match.
When Nev did the Red Arrow, I gasped because 1) PRETTY and 2.) He hadn't done it in a while
There was also a piece of popcorn in my mouth and when I gasped, it inhaled it into my windpipe
So I literally spent the next two minutes coughing it back up and reflecting on how the Red Arrow was probably the last wrestling move I was ever gonna see
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the non-wrestling folks on my feed: youtu.be/9PW6hsMYanw?...
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PAC - Black Arrow compilation
YouTube video by The Pro Wrestling Enthusiast
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The black arrow is one of the sickest moves in all of wrestling and I can’t believe I’m not going to see him do it again. RIP Pac, you magnificent bastard.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026
i had a dream they came out with "Reply Guy Conversation Hearts." artistic recreation.
9 candy conversation hearts that feature typical replyguy responses, such as "ID DATE YOU HAHA" "I WISH I WASNT SINGLE. SIGH." "LOL YOUR SO FUNNY. ARE YOUR DMS OPEN BTW." and more
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little miss has a gun
little miss character with a gun 
she is a small round yellow girl with pigtails tied in red bows.  and a gun
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Sloan, "Sunset, West 23rd Street," 1905-06
Painting of an early 20th-century city skyline, with blazing sunset. In the right foreground, a woman hangs laundry on a rooftop
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rainbow bridge but not the path of death
Rainbow over the RFK bridge in Queens
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 25/09/2026
the culture of "no-quotedunking, just block on sight" was so strong that you could navigate without harassment due to herd immunity if enough if your friends didn't like a guy, he just no longer existed we didn't need to block a single person, or subscribe to a blocklist, until Nov '24
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 25/09/2026
We're publishing new guidance to support trans people who do fieldwork (any work outside the office)! Now we need your help to get them seen so please share! inclusivefieldwork.leeds.ac.uk/trans/
a cartoon of three fieldworkers. One has a small trans flag. The logos of the university of leeds, research england, and canopy robin are shown, as well as the URL: InclusiveFieldwork (dot) Leeds (dot) AC (dot) UK (slash) trans
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Using all my self restraint spoons to not post BTS content from this, video drops October 20th ⭕️ 🌈 🎶
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you follow Nashville strip club door girl extraordinaire Karly Driftwood on Insta/Tiktok you can see a constant parade of this shit and it’s as close as I get to watching reality TV.
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just scheduled my Covid booster and you can too if you’re cool you want to be cool yes you do
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I buy local produce I’m like “oh right, this is how the vegetables are supposed to taste”
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah, they desperately need more beds. Next let’s fix Woodhull so they actually help instead of traumatizing people.
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Affirm "yes" to become a freshwater buffalo 
Buddhist 
figure with buffalo on top
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 20/09/2026
i really need more clients :)
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder that SUNY Downstate offers GAC and has said they’d rather go to jail than comply with bullshit
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ACLU @aclu.org · 18/09/2026
Because of our lawsuit, no patient records from NYU or Mt. Sinai have been disclosed to the DOJ as part of these settlements — and that block remains in full effect. It’s beyond shameful that the Trump administration has strong-armed these hospitals into a deal that betrays New York families.
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NYU Langone strikes deal with Trump DOJ to end gender-affirming care for minors
The hospital system will pay $8.5 million, similar to the “monetary penalty” paid by Mount Sinai earlier this month.
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I can get access back I can maybe get some friends to come help me clear it out. Please boost! If I can get it cleaned out I could remove this from my ongoing ma needs and focus on getting better. Thank you all
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
many states, including California, also have an option to drop your ballot off directly at a elections office dropbox or election center and avoid USPS on the way back all together, which I'd recommend if possible.
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