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@dentonitis.bsky.social
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I might be ready to go live in the forest now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h
It’s really funny to say you’re going to use AI so you don’t disappoint the bros but then post all day about how they’re sportsball loving morons who like doing boring things for losers that you actually hate
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11h
Me, once a day: We gotta put a lot of these people in prison
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 10h
I vote Jake from State Farm
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 10h
No, it's most of them! Shameful
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 10h
I'm always so shocked to hear them do that (obviously instigated by the Braves playing a drumbeat)
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15h
“Trump acknowledged Humphrey and three Ravens specialists — kicker Tyler Loop, punter Ryan Eckley and long snapper Nick Moore— and asked them to stand up about 15 minutes into his speech at Tradepoint Atlantic,” Special teams is not beating the allegations. www.thebanner.com/sports/raven...
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Marlon Humphrey, Ravens specialists attend President Trump’s visit
Cornerback Marlon Humphrey was one of four Ravens to join President Donald Trump at an event Tuesday promoting a new submarine manufacturing facility in Sparrows Point.
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 15h
ID.me harvests personal data as a gatekeeper to public agencies—which have no business requiring citizens to use a for-profit intermediary. buff.ly/UFRX0u2
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Identity Crisis - The American Prospect
Citizen access to public agencies is a basic public function. Why does government contract out the process of verifying identity to a for-profit monopoly company?
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 16h
There is no social obligation to play fantasy football, goodness
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 16h
There's gotta be a better way for these campaigns to reach out than constantly texting and calling, good grief. If I promise to vote for your candidate, will you please call off your dogs for the love of god
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 22h
Supporters of AI keep talking about the jobs it will create without any consideration of the jobs — entire industries — it could destroy, nor the essential resources it consumes that will cost big money to replace. Job creation is just one part of a calculation, weighed against other costs.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm guessing he saw the word vegan and assumed it was pronounced like Megan and nobody corrected him
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Andy Karl-Son of Wolfman @andykarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These people need to be removed from society. Fortunately I've devised a carve-out in my anti-carceral principles: we can just put them all on an isolated island and let them hunt each other. Everybody's happy!
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 05/10/2026
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what you pay Bari Weiss for
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
just want to note this is word for word something i heard after i was raped, first at 13 and then at 18 (all in the 1990s). couldn’t have been non-consensual because i was so ugly i would have naturally been grateful for the attention
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah! This is very good. From the utterly indefatigable @normeisen.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2161...
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The Long and Extremely Urgent To-Do List if Democrats Take the House
If House Democrats don’t use every tool at their disposal to name names, kick ass, and stop further destruction, there will be hell to pay with the base.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nobody (but these media types) give a crap what rahm emanuel wants
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know it’s a small drop in the “Gavin Newsom is a piece of shit” pond, but last month he vetoed a bill the CA legislature passed that would have made it easier for state agencies to allow employees to telework Newsom currently mandates a min of 4 in-office days a week, and his veto upheld that
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It seems to me that pretty much all pro-democracy folks and groups should be loudly demanding that the TV networks stop airing those illegal Trump propaganda ads. Is @publiccitizen.bsky.social alone here? act.citizen.org/page/103452/...
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Tell TV Networks To Stop Airing Illegal Trump Ads
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My sister and I felt so special when we learned it, til we realized our parents also knew the code. So we learned sign language, TAKE THAT MOM AND DAD
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess technically he wants to arrest the paper itself
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“General anesthesia today is often likened, colloquially, to sleep. But what it does to the brain is stranger… To render someone so deeply unconscious, anesthesia shuts down multiple distinct functions in the nervous system, making a patient insensate, paralyzed, and unable to form memories.”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. To clear the way for the border wall. It cracked like any tree does when you drive a big enough machine into it. They call it a grandmother tree I guess. People were screaming when it fell.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know how to pin it either, so I dragged it into my calendar for the next few days that I'll need to constantly return to it. So dumb.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right, I was curious about how the article framed it (someone else sent a screenshot from the article that isn't clear on that aspect, just said "he was a Democrat")
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Strong "it happens in threes" potential with Hastert on the express train to hell. Fill the seats with other abusers.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to give myself a shot and go to physical therapy and handle 300 inbound tickets and I don’t want to do any of that I want to de evolve to a legless amoeba and slump back into the depths of the ocean
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Jim Ray @jimray.net · 05/10/2026
The only difference between Hastert and the median Republican elected official today is Hastert actually served time
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insane
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speechless.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't read it but did he call himself that? Obviously they should've checked his background regardless, but curious as to where that framing originated.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I redirected my pants money into a lovely pair of boots and you're never gonna fuckin believe what's happening
A message received from Depop support about my order which has not shipped
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 10K contribution and a $900 million return. The scale of the graft in Homeland Security is a) off the charts and b) possible because no-one believes they will face any accountability
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mostly because I'm already indifferent to Chinese food so who cares, I'll take even better pizza instead
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Easy A
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pecs and abs visible through fur, that's a strong critter
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love the stakes of medical dramas but have absolutely no tolerance of gore, so I think they should release a version of The Pitt for sensitive boys where they replace the close-ups of blood and wounds with cerebral terrors; puzzles, philosophical quandaries, things of that nature.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes please. I fought through the first season by looking away for most of the show, but your way is better.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been waiting for cooler weather to make my first #smallbatchbreads, and today was a great day to make these two
Overnight no knead crust breadLoaf pan focaccia
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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's funny that these signs place the blame directly on the dog
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, not interested in that
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Ummm why?
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every post I like, I know exactly which play you're talking about
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All my Cowboys follows about to get a ton of likes from me because I simply can't look at bsky during the game. It's too stressful.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How embarrassing
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