Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've been waiting for cooler weather to make my first #smallbatchbreads, and today was a great day to make these two 020
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whataburger potato egg and cheese taquito (bottom right in the image) is pretty good 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well hell, I thought we had a cool front coming through but guess not 000
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nice selection of newspapers at the New Orleans airport 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How dare you, I talk most like someone from NORTH TEXAS mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 100
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When I was little, my mom had a box of what we called her "Dolly Parton wigs" that she'd sometimes let us use to play dress up. RIP to a real one #Dolly 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's here, it's here! Can't wait to start making some tiny bread @ryeisenberg.bsky.social 061
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wow, 71 degrees in North Texas is lovely (for a brief change) 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I want a job writing TV episode summaries, surely I can do better than this 3144
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I don't have a good joke for it but look at this weird pretzel (the one on the right) 120
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Searched bing for AOC's age and got this helpful deep dive 000
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Nothing like a keynote address to liven up the most unforgettable birthday party ever 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This one always seemed so cold to me because she never wore enough warm clothes or gloves for the bitter gray surroundings 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The squirrels found my strawberry plant, goodbye strawberries 110
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026But this will probably be the last time, they'll remember to put it back in the container when they're done from now on 010
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Oh nothing, just sitting here googling houses for sale in Galveston 020
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026This crazy child carries his peanuts (or whatever) loose in a pile 180
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I got this monstrosity when we drove into Amarillo one time (pineapple filled with penne, cheese, shrimp, and avocado). They said it was only supposed to be half a pineapple but they gave me a whole one because it was "so small" 220
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026So basically he pours the dressing on the salad and shakes the container to distribute the dressing evenly 1200
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 25/03/2026That's the part that didn't make any sense to me either 100
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