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Dennis Price

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Literal rules lawyer, Dodgers, LA Kings, Jazz, Utes

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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 16h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
feels like at least part of what is happening is that a lot of people want politics to solve the "my life feels empty" problem and the populist right is directly appealing to them
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- Loaded the bases but only gave up one run? Check - Equal parts unhittable and unwatchable? Check - Fans of both teams came out of it upset? Check - Inning felt like it took 45 minutes? Brother, you better believe that’s a check
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 04/10/2026
Can’t believe the Brewers roof made me feel bad for the Padres. This is wrong.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/10/2026
Brent Suter is quick.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/10/2026
Bad mouthing Kyle Tucker? You’ll never find an undeleted tweet from me.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/10/2026
I don’t even want to see Pages adjust his helmet. Keep those hands off your head.
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Stephen Nelson @stephennelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy...we've been over this. Several times. Pages saw Mookie pass up a challenge in the first inning, and decided to yeet one out regardless of location.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/10/2026
This umpire is dogwater. At least three badly missed calls in one inning.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/10/2026
Dodger stadium using AI art starting to use AI art on the food service vendors is disgraceful. Looks terrible. Unnecessary cost and job cutting from a team that claims to support union labor. #dodgers
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's going to be a lockout when the current MLB collective bargaining agreement expires in two months, but there are also going to be arguments about how long that lockout is going to be. Here's where I stand on all that on the first day off of the postseason.
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It's October; here's where the CBA battle stands - Marc Normandin is creating baseball coverage, featuring leftism
Navigating the calm before the storm.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 25/09/2026
Dieter playing Godzilla tracks at the game tonight is a nice touch! #dodgers
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Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Started as a big part of my Dodgers fandom but ended up as a cantankerous raging homophobe who helped ruin Glenn Burke's life, was rude to fans, and did his part in setting the Dodgers franchise back during the 90s.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 23/09/2026
Josue de Paula is gonna have a new number next season.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Josue De Paula was just called up 11 days ago and might end up with more walks than a hitter who qualifies for the batting title: De Paula has 10 unintentional walks in 38 PA this year. Andrés Giménez has 14 unintentional walks in 496 PA this year.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 12/09/2026
Blizzard, please announce a project that will be here before the Vance administration.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Ken Arneson @kenarneson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
99% of the time Dodger Stadium weather is just plain boring. Today is the other 1%. Not just for the rain, but for the wind direction. Dodger Stadium behaves like Wrigley Field when the wind blows in over the LF bleachers like today. But that only happens once every couple years during the season.
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow.
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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😏
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 07/09/2026
It’s the game of the year when the dodgers sentence us to damnation by having childhood cancer survivors draw player headshots.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 06/09/2026
All I can say is that I’m glad Kyle Whittingham and his play-to-the-level-of-his-competition ass aren’t my problem anymore
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man I should have not paid upfront for 5 years of Clippers Draft Night Watch Parties.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who am I to say?
Text from me: 
Agreed. These guys can’t rely on walk offs all the time

Well fuck me
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 19/08/2026
Listening to Lady A and look up and sure as shit it is a quarter after one. I suspect "sitting at my desk trying to focus" is not what "Need You Now" is about. But I won't dismiss the possibility.
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ICE detained a Padres minor league coach and is trying to deport him. MLB declined to comment. So, so cowardly. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...
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Padres minor-league catching coordinator detained by ICE in Texas
Oswaldo Pirela, the Padres' minor-league catching coordinator, was detained early Sunday at El Paso International Airport.
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rob mahurin @robtasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one.
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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just received an email with prop bets for the Little League World Series. Over/under strikeouts for specific pitchers, etc. How does anybody think that is a good idea?
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Winning a lawsuit does not mean you will ever get paid. Yes, this is always my answer to this question.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MAGA 1 was crazy! To secure any meaningful position in Republican politics required pretending that Donald Trump was an ethical person who never sexually assaulted anyone or did anything racist, that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from him, and that the Jan. 6 insurrection was righteous.
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Josh Thomas @joshthomas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
winning a game with just Eric Lauer and Landon Knack is bullshit
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Baked pitcher slowly explains how difficult it is to pitch in Salt Lake, speculates he might've given up if he grew up there.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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Michael Baldwin @dodgerfan88.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"My god it's so nice having Blake Snell back" is not something I ever could have imagined myself saying like 4 years ago
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Erik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age.
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Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 06/08/2026
A Columbus burger and ice cream place, just down the street from me, has joined thecollective Ohio middle finger to Buc-ee’s litigious jerks. (Background, Buc-ee’s is seeming a Beavercreek, Ohio company at for having a beaver in its logo that looks nothing like the Buc-ee’s beaver.)
Facebook post. The graphic is a smiling cartoon beaver looking over and from behind the company’s name. Ritzy’s. 
Text:

Ritzy's - Clintonville is at Ritzy's - ..•
RITZYS
Clintonville.
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Thinking about updating the logo. What do you think?
We've been told beavers are having a big moment in Ohio right now. #Ritzys #NewLogoWhoDis #LegallyDistinctBeaver #OhioBusiness
#ColumbusFood TotallyUnrelated
RITLYS
Luxury Grill
& Ice
Creams
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matthew @pahuski.com · 05/08/2026
oh, is there a voteball happening?
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It rocks that every Red Sox fan I'm seeing is yelling about how this cost too much and every Orioles fan I'm seeing is trying to figure out if they can hide the body of a GM
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YESSSSS
static.klipy.com
Squirtle Playing Epic Saxophone Jazz
Alt: Squirtle Playing Epic Saxophone Jazz
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay, now the Dodgers are unbeatable
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/08/2026
It’s a good day in Dodgertown.
Squirtle playing saxophone.
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Dennis Price @dennisprice.com · 03/08/2026
Benny Biceps Returns!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
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