Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 5hTypo of the Day: “Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated the election that Donald Trump sought to overturn. It was the election in 2020, not 2024.” 030
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 14hThe NYTimes scans crowd footage and finds Jack Smith at the Hawkeye game. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u... 420637
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 17hTwo practice points from this: 1) When you think you’ve found a bombshell, you almost always haven’t. The bigger the bombshell, the more carefully you have to check it out. 2) Practice around smart people w/ good judgment who will tell you when they see that you’re about to make an ass of yourself. 3161
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 17hOhio GOP gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy describing his Democratic opponent, Dr. Amy Acton: “this woman” 121
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 29/09/2026This Ohio Supreme Court program is excellent. Architecture, art, history, and lessons on how the court system works. Middle & high school students can observe oral arguments if scheduled early enough, and sometimes a justice will put in a cameo. The court even chips in for buses. #AppellatePlacescourtnewsohio.govMore Schools Can Visit Supreme Court With Expansion of Transportation Grants 010
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 28/09/2026This is a dumb way to run an election. Now, Columbus City Council is all elected at-large.* The citizen measure would turn Colimbus City Council into a district-only system. Council’s measure would eventually mean 11 district’s and 6 at-large seats. Of both pass, Council’s version prevails. 230
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 28/09/2026The “life or death” quote in this article is from a gay man who’s the Columbus City Council’s president, and he’s arguing to stick with the D party despite its flaws. And yes, I know, Kaptur, Acton and the Ohio D party seem bound & determined to make that harder. 030
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 28/09/2026Ruining what’s great about this country, and unjust to people who earned the right to be new Americans: “Immigration officials have canceled 13 naturalization ceremonies in the Cleveland area this year, according to [N.Dist.Ohio], including almost every ceremony scheduled between May and October.” 020
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 28/09/2026The Ohio Dem Party apparently pays no attention to Bluesky. They censored this elsewhere (used the accounts’ passwords), but it’s still here. More seriously, both groups are right that D leadership is behaving atrociously, and that Rs in power would be dramatically worse. bsky.app/profile/ohde... 172
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 27/09/2026All this talk about That Song reminds me of the NYT list of the supposedly best tv shows of the 21st Century, most of which are fake because I haven’t heard of them. 0131
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 27/09/2026Wait. Is Columbus considered part of the “Rust Belt”? Maybe it’s self-delusion, but in south-central Ohio (Beatty’s district), we’d mostly use that term for areas further north, like Toledo, Akron, Youngstown, & Pittsburgh that were much more dominated by steel and automotive production. 490
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 27/09/2026Late #Caturday. Here’s the floof that sometimes at least pretends to like me, but she might just be hoping for treats. 2120
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 27/09/2026One what I know that I have the perfect job for me—finding fascinating the issue of lower-court jurisdiction while requests for discretionary appeals are pending in higher courts. 140
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 26/09/2026Changed the oil, filters, and spark plugs (including the tricky one hidden in the back) of my generator, and did it quickly and without any hitches with everything I needed already waiting for me on a shelf in the basement. For me, this is an organizational and mechanical miracle.static.klipy.comBrian Johnson: Shades On in Breakfast ClubAlt: Brian Johnson puts sunglasses on in the breakfast Club 050
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 26/09/2026Happy #Caturday from the little bugger who still treats me as an enemy (but who adores my wife so can’t be all bad, I guess). 0102
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 26/09/2026Kinda relatedly, it took me too long into my career to figure out it was ok to pause during an oral argument to take a sip of water, which I keep within a step of the podium if at all possible. Better that than dry mouth, coughing, or that I’m-dehydrated grating sound a voice can get. 0140
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 26/09/2026There’s a parallel between Bastille Day in September and Oyster Fest in Columbus. 010
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 25/09/2026New to me: The Ohio Supreme Court today issued a “vote change” for a merits opinion issued yesterday. The 2nd announcement switches Justice Brunner from concurring in jm’t only to joining Justice Fisher’s dissent “after further consideration.” Case goes from 3-1-1-2 to 3-1-3. (Links in 1st reply) 110
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 25/09/2026“Cleaned up” in the wild: Two sitings in this opinion of Ohio Supreme Court Justice Deters. Also, I don’t understand why the relator here decided to challenge the someone’s voter registration at a lot she bought & where she planned to build after moving out of their prior home. (Links in 1st reply) 110
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 23/09/2026You can’t call the Supreme Court of Ohio “SCOOH” because half the freakin’ state would add “IO” 130
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 23/09/2026My heart goes out to this family, who have a valid grievance. Because grand juries are secret & largely controlled by the prosecutor, they absolutely suck as tools of public accountability. How can the public trust anonymous people meeting & deciding stuff in private. 220
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 21/09/2026How unconnected am I? I’ve seen all of only one of these (Andor), and some of a second (30 Rock), snippets only of a few, and I haven’t even heard of four of them. And where’s Murderbot? 000
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 19/09/2026The cops’ Facebook page includes this version of the photo, and as much as I hate to give them any credit, they seem to know that it’s an absurd photo. It’s still mostly minor stuff, but the cops are intentionally poking fun at themselves to make a point. And, alas, it appears to be working. 000
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 17/09/2026Trump lawyers to SCOTUS: “Motion for Emergency Administrative Stay of Injunction Barring Dear Leader from Drawing & Quartering Opposing Counsel” SCOTUS, 5-4, “Admin Stay granted as to drawing but denied as to quartering” Brett Stephens: “See how fair they are—they don’t ALWAYS do what Trump demands” 031
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 15/09/2026Can we call the concurring opinion a “Kavanaugh Pause”? 030
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 15/09/2026Proposal for an economics professor or student—write a paper on the market for school bus drivers. I’ve been reading stories about this for a decade, & local officials here claim that dramatically increasing pay & benefits hasn’t helped. They need CDL holders with clean driving & criminal records. 120
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 15/09/2026I’m from Columbus, but I’ll stand by Cleveland on this. 000
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 15/09/2026Flat-out lying. I don’t see how we could have a more secure & efficient system than markers that print-out names and include a bar code for electronic tallying. In Ohio, we have a system of random & chosen (by each party) audits of electronic tallies using the paper ballots.nytimes.comHomeland Security Dept. Asks for Inquiries Into Voting Machines (Gift Article)Critics of ballot-marking devices have claimed that hackers could manipulate digital codes on ballots. Election experts say the systems are safe to use. 100
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 15/09/2026Here that Columbus City Council and Mayor Ginther? Donald Trump like Flock cameras. Keeping Flock cameras (or bringing them back after a short hiatus) is what Donald Trump wants you to do, and you know how I incredibly popular he is with your voters. 121
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 14/09/2026I’m trying to remember what scam the City of Columbus used to get around the resounding defeat of using taxpayer more to build this hockey arena? Was it using the city’s bonding authority? Diverting taxes from the site to only the site instead of the city as a whole? Other? All of the above?thelantern.comVoters turn out to reject Arena proposalThe independent student voice of Ohio State 100
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 14/09/2026I just got my work assignment for the November election—managing the same location that I’ve been at for several years. Are you interested in helping make sure your small corner of the election is run professionally & lawfully? Learn how to sign up anywhere in the US: www.eac.gov/help-america... 0328
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 14/09/2026This is big news. Ohio State University’s law school, Moritz College of Law, is moving to a historic office building in downtown Columbus, across from the Capitol. 231
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 14/09/2026In a two-party system, the effect of a non-vote or a third-party vote is to give ½ a vote to each major-party candidate. You can say, “but that’s not what I meant” all you want, but refusing to accept responsibility for your choice doesn’t change your choice. 160
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 11/09/2026I was in Colunbus working. Well, at the office. My BIL was in NYC, nowhere near Ground Zero as far as we knew. But “in NYC” was enough to make us nervous. We texted him in the morning asking if he was OK. It wasn’t until the afternoon that he could text back “yes, and you?” 150
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 10/09/2026Why can’t journalists routinely upload and link to legal documents they write about? This should be Journalism 101 now. Yes, I know. Not an original thought. But that’s part of the problem. We shouldn’t still have to be making this complaint. 080
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 10/09/2026Lawyer-telling-professional-screenwriters-how-to-write-scripts take of the day: Data’s line in First Contact should have been: “Resistance is NOT futile”m.youtube.comStar Trek: First Contact (1996) - Resistance is Futile Scene | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 120
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 10/09/2026Legal resistance is not futile bsky.app/profile/nonf... 140
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 09/09/2026As I’ve written elsewhere, I don’t see this as intending to put l any fault on the paralegal (I see it as blaming the software), but the reaction to it shows the peril of even mentioning support staff when describing an attorney mistake. 2120
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 09/09/2026How are perfect-attendance awards legal without religious and ADA exemptions, especially when the awards have a definable cash value? If the answer is government immunity, then how are these outside groups who fund them safe from litigation?fox2detroit.comDetroit public schools pay money to fight absenteeismDetroit district leaders are making big efforts to get as many students to class as possible as back to school begins Monday, with the Attendance Pays program. 150
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 07/09/2026The correct first thought when a judge at oral argument calls you on something dumb you just said. 050
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 07/09/2026Deserving of mention—the sportsmanship of MAC officials & the Western Michigan coach. “I thought that this crew tonight did a really nice job handling multiple close calls and review situations. We had several where the spot was questioned and reviewed, and the review went our way.”nytimes.comWhy Michigan got 1 second put back on clock before controversial win vs. Western Michigan (Gift Article)Coach Kyle Whittingham won his debut with the Wolverines thanks to a controversial decision vs. Western Michigan. 140
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 07/09/2026TIL Akron has a minor league baseball team called the Devil Strips, which is just perfect.milb.comRubberDucks to Become Devil Strips on July 7The Akron RubberDucks will rebrand to the Akron Devil Strips for one-night only on Friday, July 7. A devil strip refers to the grassy area between the street and the sidewalk. The term is believed... 110
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 07/09/2026Both those dialect quizzes going around leave out “devil’s strip” for that small piece of grass between a sidewalk and a street. This is Akron erasure. 8173
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 06/09/2026🧵of recent “I signed up to be a poll worker” posts Yay! Another person signs up to serve as a poll worker. No matter where you live in the US, to learn how to help make your sure your little corner of the election is run professionally and legally, look here: www.eac.gov/help-america... 232
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 05/09/2026Traffic engineering based on vibes and anecdote. One thing that makes it hard to advocate for anything traffic-safety related in Columbus: Our police officers have basically stopped doing crash reports unless there’s a serious injury.nbc4i.comAdvocates push for north Columbus bike safetyCOLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — Local bicycle advocates are raising concerns about the design of a protected bike lane in north Columbus after they said city data shows dozens of crashes involving ri… 120
Stephen Hardwick @nonfinality.com · 04/09/2026I know there’s a gray area between an elected leader touting their achievements using taxpayer money, and an elected official using taxpayer dollars to campaign. I also assume that our mayor has lawyers who said this was legally OK. But man, this *seems* awfully far into that gray area. 220